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I had been driving for days and my car was running out of petrol. I don’t really know where I am. The ground is covered in thick snow making it hard for my car to move. I wasn’t actually on a road. I was in a field hoặc something along those lines. My car wasn’t moving. I pushed it phía trước, chuyển tiếp but it still wouldn’t move. I gave up and got out. The snow came up to my waist which is probably why my car wouldn’t move. I pushed through the snow leaving my car behind. There were no woods near bởi just endless white snow stretching across what I thought was fields. I couldn’t see any people hoặc any kind of shops. The last time I last saw a cửa hàng hoặc house was two days ago. I was in the middle of nowhere. I didn’t know what to do. My car wouldn’t move, I had no phone on my and I probably wouldn’t get signal if I did have it. This is just great. Then I saw a woman stood a few miles away from me. I ran towards her hoping she could help me. As I got closer I could see she had thêm scares than I had. She turned around hissing at me. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you. I’m not from around here and I’m lost”
“If you’re planning to hurt me leave”
“I’m not planning to hurt you”
“Good what are bạn doing at here?”
“Well I live, well used to live with a big family. I was adopted bởi them technically and I didn’t like the way they lived so I decided to di chuyển away from them and start over”
“I see. What’s with the yellow eyes?”
“I hunt animals”
“YOU HUNT ANIMALS! GET Mất tích I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU”
“What’s wrong with hunting animals?”
“Are kind is made to hunt humans”
“I know but my family don’t want to be monsters so we hunt động vật and my brother’s girlfriend is human so it’s better bởi hunting động vật so it’s easier to be around her”
“Your brother is a vampire and he has a human girlfriend”
“Yes”
“What the hell is wrong with your family?”
“There are other ma cà rồng that hunt animals”
“You’re insane”
“Don’t worry I was just leaving” I turned around to leave. “No you’re not” She đã đưa ý kiến grabbing onto my arm. “I have to go, get off my arm”
“NO! You’re staying with me so I can teach bạn the real way ma cà rồng live”
“I already know how ma cà rồng live and I am a real vampire”
“No you’re not”
“I am. I drink blood”
“You drink animal blood, real ma cà rồng don’t drink animal blood”
“I don’t care, I like the way I am”
“Do bạn have a wife?”
“Yes why?”
“She makes choices for, bạn doesn’t she?”
“No she doesn’t”
“I bet she does. If bạn had things your way you’d be drinking human blood”
“Ok she does make quite a few choices for me but I don’t care I tình yêu her”
“Ha! I knew it”
“Can I go now?”
“No. bạn left your wife because bạn had enough of her”
“Not true”
“Yes bạn did”
“You have a power don’t you?”
“Yes I do”
“What is it?”
“Tell me that bạn left your wife because bạn had enough of her first”
“But I didn’t leave her because of that”
“Yes bạn did don’t lie”
“Part of it was because of that”
“I have the ability to make people say the truth. Even if they don’t know the truth themselves”
“Damn you”
“Now you’re coming with me”
“I don’t think so”
“If bạn don’t come with me you’ll be sat here for many years”
“Fine then”
“Do bạn have a power?”
“Yes”
“What is it?”
“I’m not in the mood to tell bạn right now”
“Fine save it till later”
I had been driving for days and my car was running out of petrol. I don’t really know where I am. The ground is covered in thick snow making it hard for my car to move. I wasn’t actually on a road. I was in a field hoặc something along those lines. My car wasn’t moving. I pushed it phía trước, chuyển tiếp but it still wouldn’t move. I gave up and got out. The snow came up to my waist which is probably why my car wouldn’t move. I pushed through the snow leaving my car behind. There were no woods near bởi just endless white snow stretching across what I thought was fields. I couldn’t see any people hoặc any kind of shops. The last time I last saw a cửa hàng hoặc house was two days ago. I was in the middle of nowhere. I didn’t know what to do. My car wouldn’t move, I had no phone on my and I probably wouldn’t get signal if I did have it. This is just great. Then I saw a woman stood a few miles away from me. I ran towards her hoping she could help me. As I got closer I could see she had thêm scares than I had. She turned around hissing at me. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you. I’m not from around here and I’m lost”
“If you’re planning to hurt me leave”
“I’m not planning to hurt you”
“Good what are bạn doing at here?”
“Well I live, well used to live with a big family. I was adopted bởi them technically and I didn’t like the way they lived so I decided to di chuyển away from them and start over”
“I see. What’s with the yellow eyes?”
“I hunt animals”
“YOU HUNT ANIMALS! GET Mất tích I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU”
“What’s wrong with hunting animals?”
“Are kind is made to hunt humans”
“I know but my family don’t want to be monsters so we hunt động vật and my brother’s girlfriend is human so it’s better bởi hunting động vật so it’s easier to be around her”
“Your brother is a vampire and he has a human girlfriend”
“Yes”
“What the hell is wrong with your family?”
“There are other ma cà rồng that hunt animals”
“You’re insane”
“Don’t worry I was just leaving” I turned around to leave. “No you’re not” She đã đưa ý kiến grabbing onto my arm. “I have to go, get off my arm”
“NO! You’re staying with me so I can teach bạn the real way ma cà rồng live”
“I already know how ma cà rồng live and I am a real vampire”
“No you’re not”
“I am. I drink blood”
“You drink animal blood, real ma cà rồng don’t drink animal blood”
“I don’t care, I like the way I am”
“Do bạn have a wife?”
“Yes why?”
“She makes choices for, bạn doesn’t she?”
“No she doesn’t”
“I bet she does. If bạn had things your way you’d be drinking human blood”
“Ok she does make quite a few choices for me but I don’t care I tình yêu her”
“Ha! I knew it”
“Can I go now?”
“No. bạn left your wife because bạn had enough of her”
“Not true”
“Yes bạn did”
“You have a power don’t you?”
“Yes I do”
“What is it?”
“Tell me that bạn left your wife because bạn had enough of her first”
“But I didn’t leave her because of that”
“Yes bạn did don’t lie”
“Part of it was because of that”
“I have the ability to make people say the truth. Even if they don’t know the truth themselves”
“Damn you”
“Now you’re coming with me”
“I don’t think so”
“If bạn don’t come with me you’ll be sat here for many years”
“Fine then”
“Do bạn have a power?”
“Yes”
“What is it?”
“I’m not in the mood to tell bạn right now”
“Fine save it till later”
Have bạn gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if bạn ever get used to them. They're not weird. I tình yêu them. I tình yêu each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best những người hâm mộ that bạn can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - bạn know, night shoots - because ma cà rồng like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. bạn know, the một giây time around it's a little easier. bạn feel like bạn have like a little bit thêm money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, bạn know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if bạn ever get used to them. They're not weird. I tình yêu them. I tình yêu each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best những người hâm mộ that bạn can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - bạn know, night shoots - because ma cà rồng like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. bạn know, the một giây time around it's a little easier. bạn feel like bạn have like a little bit thêm money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, bạn know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie đã đưa ý kiến Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” bởi The Police. When she asks why the hell bạn did it, say that she reminds bạn of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie đã đưa ý kiến Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” bởi The Police. When she asks why the hell bạn did it, say that she reminds bạn of Roxanne.