1. bạn wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch bạn sleep.

2. He hates your dog, and all chó for that matter.

3. He looks at bạn like you're somethig to eat.

4. He frequently tells bạn how nice bạn smell.

5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!

6. He stops a van from almost crushing bạn to death with his chịu, gấu hands.

7. He can bounce trái cây from his feet like a bóng đá ball (apples are his specialty).

8. He calls bạn con nhện, nhện monkey and runs around with bạn on his back.

9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.

10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".