this is the sequel to our story, Maximum Twilight. I like it, and i think u will too:)
Maximum Twilight: Part Two
By: Fast Farms
Fang woke up to a bright blue sky, and something hard hitting his head. Ow, he thought rubbing the spot where a small pinecone had hit him. He looked around. Gazzy was grinning and when he spotted Fang's gaze on him, he quickly looked away. Fang sighed and jumped down from the huge cây he had perched on for the night. The rest of the flock was up and eating a loaf of French bánh mỳ, bánh mì that they had stolen the trước đó night. They were in France, and had been for a few weeks now. Actually, Fang was getting a little tired of France. It turns out France was kind of boring when bạn weren't running from erasers hoặc trying to stop mad scientists from taking over the world. Who knew? Fang went over to tham gia the group. They all looked well rested, with the exception of total who kept complaining about his sore back. chó didn't like sleeping in trees, apparently.
"I'm tired of France," đã đưa ý kiến Angel. "And so is Fang."
"Yeah, me too," đã đưa ý kiến Gazzy, and Iggy nodded.
"Okay," đã đưa ý kiến Max. "Where should we go?"
"How bout Alaska?" asked Nudge, "Alaska sounds cool."
"Alright," Max answered. "We're off to Alaska."
Since they no longer had to carry Jacob & Phillip around, they flew to Alaska. Max used her supersonic flying powers, and they all made a bird kid chain and they flew really fast to Alaska. They landed in trees.
"Whoa," Fang said, "there's like, trees. EVERYWHERE!" And then a chịu, gấu stepped out of the woods.
"Hey," he said, "I'm Fred the bear. Wuddup??"
"Um," đã đưa ý kiến Max. "What-"
"Hi!" Angel interrupted Max. "I'm Angel."
"Nice to meet you." đã đưa ý kiến Fred. "Here I'll take u sightseeing around Alaska. I'm an old timer here!"
Since Fang and the flock had never been to Alaska before, they decided that they needed a guide. Fred the chịu, gấu would make a perfect guide, they decided. In his words he was an old timer here.
"Okay," đã đưa ý kiến Max. "You can be our guide."
"Yay," đã đưa ý kiến Fred the bear, licking Max on the face with his giant Alaskan chịu, gấu tongue. Eew! Thought Max, having một giây thoughts about this whole bear-guide thing.
"Where do bạn wanna go first?" asked Fred the guide bear.
"Uh.." Max had never been to Alaska, so she had no idea where she wanted to go. "I don't know, bạn pick."
"How bout Denali?" asked Angel very innocently.
"Amazing," đã đưa ý kiến Fred the chịu, gấu guide, surprised. "That is just where I was gonna suggest we go." Yeah, amazing, thought Max. Nothing thêm amazing than a six năm old who could read minds. But whatever, Angel was useful most times.
"Okay, " Max agreed. "Denali it is." So Fang & the gang & Fred went to Denali.
"So," đã đưa ý kiến Fred. "We can go hiking up into the mountains."
"Ok." đã đưa ý kiến the flock. Then they went hiking off into the woods. Angel and Gazzy and Nudge got bored, so they decided to go back to the visitor's center, and play hide in seek inside it. Then they rangers got mad at them and told them that they were disruptive and needed to go outside. So then Gazzy and Angel and Nudge decided to make a rock mermaid in the middle of the sidewalk. Apparently the park rangers didn't like that either, so they decided to just sit and wait and play caveman games till Max and Fang and Iggy had come back.
Meanwhile, Max and Iggy and Fang and Fred were walking around in the national park.
"Wow, this is so beautiful." đã bình luận Max.
"Yea," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy.
"Shut up, bạn can even see!" đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"Whatever, i can SENSE its beauty." Iggy đã đưa ý kiến haughtily back at her. Then suddenly out of the blue, a beautiful person stepped in front of them. They were extremely sparkly and extremely beautiful. It was a girl. And then a male stepped out behind her.
"Hi," đã đưa ý kiến the girl. "I'm Shannon. But bạn can call me Shanny." đã đưa ý kiến the girl. Max and Fang looked at each other. Fang felt really suspicious; he remembered someone telling him about beautiful shiny people in Alaska. And then it hit him- these were vampires.
Oh, crap. Thought Fang. I know that Jacob đã đưa ý kiến that the ma cà rồng weren't enemies, but I am not sure if I believe him… Fang whispered to Max, "these are vampires, pass it on." And Max passed it on to Iggy. Apparently the ma cà rồng noticed, because they started to look wary. Fang didn't know what to do. They could always do an up-up-and-away, but the little kids were still down at the rec. center. These shiny weird creatures could definitely outrun them, so there was no câu hỏi of that. Fang decided to just let the ma cà rồng know that they knew their secret.
"Hello, " đã đưa ý kiến Fang pleasantly. "You are vampires." Shanny looked at him with a "duh" expression.
"Uh, yeah," she đã đưa ý kiến rolling her eyes. "Why else would I sparkle like this?"
"Uh," Fang didn't know what to say. "Maybe cos bạn are…I don't know…shiny?"
"Ha, yeah." Shanny looked quite bored now. "We are vampires. But don't worry. Look, see? My eyes are not red, they are gold, which means I don't eat humans."
"Yeah, I see," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy. Max kicked him.
"What?" đã đưa ý kiến Iggy.
Max ignored him
Shanny said, "So wahts up?" to Fang and Max and Iggy. Max replied, "Oh bạn know..Just chilling. Hanging out. In the woods. With Fred, our tour guide, the bear."
"Oh" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny, "we promise we won't eat him."
"Ok thanks." đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"Yea.. " đã đưa ý kiến Fang. "So wanna hang out with us?? I guess we can like…go see Mount Everest hoặc something…"
"Um THAT would be DENALI." đã đưa ý kiến Fred, in a "duh" voice.
"Whatever," Fang said. "They're both mountains. Right??"
Fred rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I'm cold let's keep on moving."
"Um," Max said, "You is furrier than all of us. bạn should not be cold."
And Fred was like, "Yea?? Well Ihave THIN bones!"
And Fang was like, "What does THAT have to do with anything??" And then Shanny was like, "GUYS TONE IT DOWN." And then everyone was silent.
Then Shanny said, "How bout we go to France??" And Fang was like, "Um, been there, done that." Max nodded her head in agreement, and said, "France is so last year. This năm is all about the Caribbean."
"But it hasn't even been tiếp theo năm yet!" Shanny protested. Max eyeballed her.
"I know these things," she said. Shanny backed off. "Okay, off to the Caribbean! She said.
"So…how are we gonna get to the Caribbean?" asked Fang.
"Uh, we fly, of course." Iggy said.
"But what about the sparkly people?" Max asked.
"Um, hello, we can run." Shanny rolled her eyes.
"Oh yeah," Fang said. "Ok. So we fly and run to the Caribbean." It turns out that the Caribbean is pretty far away from Alaska, so it took the flock a little over 10 phút to land on a sandy bờ biển, bãi biển in the tropics.
Shanny and the other ma cà rồng arrived a whole ten giây later, and they were all wet.
"Hey," Shanny đã đưa ý kiến in an accusatory voice. " bạn didn't tell us that there was water on the way to the Caribbean!"
Iggy snickered. "We kinda thought bạn knew that," he said. Shanny huffed and crossed her arms.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Fang.
"Um, I don't know." Max looked around as if an idea would spring out of the water for her.
"Uh, Max?" Iggy asked. "We forgot the other kids." Max looked like, "oops" but then she quickly composed herself.
"Whatever" she said, "Angel can read minds I'm sure they'll get along fine. We'll come back sooner hoặc later!"
Fang looked at her quizzically. Max glared at him. "Okay, okay.." he said, even though he was pretty positive he had done nothing wrong. So Shanny and her Những người bạn were totally sparkly.
"Wow it's so sunny!" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. "I feel so sparkly!"
"YOU ARE so sparkly!" đã đưa ý kiến Fang.
"Ugh i hate being wet," đã đưa ý kiến Shanny.
One of her Những người bạn looked at her, and đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry, I forgot the umbrella."
"Stupid!" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. Not even an umbrella could have kept us from getting wet....in the OCEAN."
"Oh." đã đưa ý kiến her friend.
"So let's get looking!" đã đưa ý kiến Iggy. "For treasure."
"No what??" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. "I thought we came here to look for Johnny Depp! Rumor is that he's a vampire!"
"WHAT?" screeched Max. "NO WE CAME HERE ON VACATION BECAUSE WE MISSED FRANCE!!!!"
"Ok chill out dude." đã đưa ý kiến Fang.
"I AM NOT A DUDE FANG! UNLESS bạn ARE GAY" đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"Ok.." đã đưa ý kiến Fang backing away slowly from Max.
"I still vote we look for treasure," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy.
"Yeah okay, fine." đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. "Treasure is shiny...like me!!!" And so off they went to look for treasure.
After about a week of fruitless treasure searching they struck gold.
"Ooh!" đã đưa ý kiến Max excitedly.
"What?" Fang asked, now getting pumped about treasure.
"I found a…" Max trailed off very suspenseful. "QUARTER‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!"
"NO WAY!" Fang yelled. "Will bạn share it with me???‼!" Max deliberated for a second.
"Okay…" she đã đưa ý kiến after a minute. "I guess I could share with you…considering I tình yêu bạn and all…"
"Okay. Thanks." Fang was happy. Then he took out his handy dandy pocket dao, con dao and cut the quarter in half. He handed half to Max and held the other half up to his eye to inspect its very extreme shininess.
"I wonder what this will buy…" Fang wondered to himself. He thought that he could maybe buy an air nerd….
"Hey guys." Fang đã đưa ý kiến having a sudden idea. "Let's go on a… SHOPPING SPREE!"
So they went to the mall. Fang and Max held hands while they walked up to the dolce and Gabanna store, because they were in love, and they were rich, and they wanted to impress the Caribbean people. They had left Iggy and Shanny and co behind because this was a Max/Fang shopping trip only. Anyways, they walked proudly into the D&G store, thinking that all the people staring at them because they were just jealous. Fang plopped his half quarter down on the counter, and so did Max.
Fang tried to look all surly and sexy as he said, "So..What can THIS buy?? Oh well, don't tell me, I'll just tell YOU."
The sales lady stepped back from him. Fang thought it was because that she was so stunned bởi his sexiness.
"Hit em, baby." he đã đưa ý kiến to Max, and Max slapped the sales attendant obediently.
"NOT LIKE THAT" Fang hissed. "Hit them with your wish list."
"OHHH!" đã đưa ý kiến Max. Then she went all coolly, "I'd like a purse, some lip liner, some red galoshes, a bag, a package of skittles, and oh yea- a frying pan."
The lady looked scared. "Um, she đã đưa ý kiến timidly, we don't have those things... well not the frying pan-" Fang's death glare shut her up.
"HEY IVE GOT HALF A QUARTER HERE! GET WHAT WE WANT, PRONOTO!" The lady looked scared, and then she spoke in a low voice into her microphone thingy.
"Security?" she said. Max and Fang looked at each other.
"Up and away?" đã đưa ý kiến Fang.
Max nodded. With one nhanh, swift movement both of them were airborne and were bursting through the skylights of the Caribbean Mall…
They soared through the warm Caribbean night.
"Well," đã đưa ý kiến Max as they were flying back to Iggy and Shanny and the crew, wherever they were.
"I think we should refine our shopping techniques."
"Yeah," Fang agreed. "And also I don't think that we should ever go to that mall again for at least ten years."
"Good thinking," Max said. "Oh well. I guess we will have to find a new store that sells purses, lip liner, galoshes, bags, skittles, and frying pans. Oh, and also I would really like a unicorn costume to play leap frog in."
Fang whipped out his handy-dandy Caribbean shopping map that listed all the stores in the Caribbean islands.
"Hmm…" he said, contemplating the map. "This store sells skittles, but not galoshes."
"And this one sells unicorn outfits, but nothing else."
"Ooh, this one says it sells everything!"
"Well, that is where we are going now," Max decided, changing course towards the everything store.
When they got to the everything store, they went it. They were playing Take A Bow, bởi Rihanna, and since Fang had been though a giant Rihanna phase at one point in his life, he knew all the lyrics, and decided to sing along. People thought he was a hobo, and was hát for money, so they gave him. lots of shiny quarters. Fang got very excited, so he started adding visual aids. He tried to get Max to stand tiếp theo to him, and be a naked chick with clothes on, and Max was like, "Okay," because she wanted money too. So they did this for about an hour, and when they were done, they had over one million dollars!! Max and Fang were so excited! They decided that they would go back to the Dolce&Gabanna store, and buy the entire store, and then laugh in the stupid sales lady's face. So they went back to the Caribbean Mall, and bought the store. Then they laughed in the stupid sales lady's face, who's name was Aubree. They laughed in Aubree's face, for a long time, until their sides hurt from laughing so much. Then they went and spent thêm money on Max's unicorn suit, and frying pans, and skittles. Then they went back to Shanny and Iggy and everyone else. They found Shanny and Iggy making out on a sand dune.
"Whoa!" đã đưa ý kiến Fang. "Go IGGY!!!"
Iggy turned all red. "shut up," he said. "I see bạn and Max making out all the time."
He turned away, then turned back really fast. "Whoa! I can see‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!" he jumped up and started running around yelling out what stuff looked like. "Ha! I can see!" Iggy was obviously very excited.
"Max is wearing a unicorn suit! And fang is holding giant bags of quarters! Woah, and Shanny is very sparkly!" then he started diễn xuất very weird indeed, and hát tình yêu In This Club, bởi Usher for some reason, and max and fang decided to leave him alone for a little while, at least until he stopped hát Usher songs.
"Let's go fly around a bit," Fang suggested. Max nodded and off they flew. They had been flying for about a half giờ when they saw something far off in the distance, but getting closer every second. It didn't look like a bird, it was too big and awkward looking. As they got closer the shape chẻ, phân chia, split into two, then three, thêm familiar shapes.
"Max," one of the shapes screamed. "Fang!" It was Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge flying toward them.
"Hey guess what?" Fang yelled back. "We're rich and Iggy can see‼‼"
"Wow, that's great." đã đưa ý kiến Nudge, sarcastically. "But bạn know what? We don't care. Sorry Iggy. But we're very angry at bạn guys now. Because bạn LEFT US. So now we will leave you!" And off she and Angel and Gazzy flew.
Fang looked at Max. Max looked at Iggy. Iggy looked at Shanny, and Shanny said, "Oh well, there were too many of us in the story anyways."
"No there weren't!" Max đã đưa ý kiến angrily. "We need to find them! And share our wealth! And sight!"
"Um, no way am I sharing my sight," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy. "It's mine! ALL MINE!" Iggy hugged himself protectively.
So then they flew. They found Nudge and Gazzy and Angel in the movie theaters, watching Twilight. "WHOA! THAT'S MY FRIEND!" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny, pointing to Edward on the screen. Then she ran into the movie theater, jumping up and down, yelling Edward, over and over again.
"EDWARD! EDWARD! I'M RIGHT HERE, LOOK YOUR OLD BUDDY! SHANNY!" Then Edward stopped acting, and looked annoyed at Shanny.
"SHH!" he said. "I'm trying to be in a movie!!"
"WHO IS SHE?" cried Bella.
"Just a friend!" Edward đã đưa ý kiến defensively. Bella raised her uneven eyebrows.
"I SWEAR!" đã đưa ý kiến Edward.
"WHATEVER!" đã đưa ý kiến Bella. "I QUIT!" and then she walked out of the scene.
"CUT!!" they heard the directors yelling.
Shanny looked like "whoops" for a một phút but then she got over it and went to go talk to Edward. Iggy got all jealous looking and stood up straight and tried looking impressive, which was hard to do tiếp theo to Edward. Edward looked very annoyed and kept on glancing in Bella's direction with a scary expression on his face.
"Grt," đã đưa ý kiến Edward annoyed. "I am so fed up with bella! She is just a dumb human who probably only follows me everywhere cause if she didn't she would be dead tomorrow. Screw her. I will come hang out with bạn and your weird human friends."
"Uh," Max đã đưa ý kiến irritated. "We are so NOT human! We are two percent bird! So HA!" Edward gave her a weird look but didn't say anything.
"So," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy sliding very subtly to stand tiếp theo to Shanny, shoving Edward to the side. "What do bạn want to do now?"
"Well," Fang đã đưa ý kiến looking thoughtful. "I guess Angel and Gazzy and Nudge aren't coming with us wherever we go, and we also picked up a new member of the group, so…uh…I don't know. bạn pick." He poked Edward in the arm and then screamed.
"Aaaarrrgghhh! I think bạn broke my finger‼‼‼‼" he glared at Edward which didn't have much of an effect, because Edward just glared back and he was so scary that Fang dived behind max and used her as a shield between him and the scary vampire man.
"Uh…" Max said, ignoring Fang who was quaking in his boots behind her. "Lets go."
They decided on Sea World. Why?? Cause they wanted to SEE the world! They were in the Caribbean now, but they wanted to go back to the US. SO they decided to go to California. It only took them, like ten giây because all of them were super fast and had awesome fast powers. So when they got to Sea World, Max decided that she and Fang would go see Shamoo, because they both liked Shamoo, plus, they were in tình yêu so it made sense for them to hang out together. Iggy and Shanny decided that they wanted to go see the seals, because Shanny loved how seals tasted. But she promised that she wouldn't eat any, because that would be not very nice to the zoo. Plus, it would blow her cover. Iggy was still kind of crabby that Edward was with them, but he eventually got over it, because Shanny started paying extra attention to him. Edward was like, the third wheel, and he was crabby because he was used to having Bella with him. But he decided that didn't matter, and that he was going to fly solo for a while. So while Iggy and Shanny went to the right, and Max and Fang went to the left, Edward decided to go straight. Straight ahead was the cotton kẹo stand, and it smelled really good to him- almost as good as human blood! So he decided to eat some because it smelled really good. So he got out some half-quarteres, and plopped them down on the table, and then flashed the waitress a blinding smile.
"Cotton kẹo for one, please." he said.
After he had gotten his cotton kẹo he decided to go on the Mary Go Round. He had a lot of fun going around and around on circles, so he did that for an giờ and one half. After he was on the merry-go-round for one and one half hour, he decided that it needed to be thêm exciting. So he stood up on the horse and started dancing as it was going around. That made it much thêm fun for him. also he was getting very tired of the tinkly Merry-Go Round music, so he sung Bleeding tình yêu as loud as he could for a while to drown it out. bởi now there was a huge crowd around the Merry Go Round watching him sing and dance on his horse. So he decided to kick it up a notch. He did a flying leap off of his horse and landed on the tiếp theo one. That was fun so he leaped onto the tiếp theo one. It crumbled into dust and he fell onto the floor. He was very embarrassed, so he leaped up and ran as fast as he could to go tham gia Max and Fang, cause the crowd was booing him and it was lowering his self esteem.
He got there in about negative 2.8 seconds, cause he was a fast, fast, shiny vampire. When he got to Fang and Max they were in the middle of watching Shamoo do lots of tricky diving things.
"Whoa…" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, very impressed bởi Shamoo's swimming skills. "But I could do better," he muttered to himself.
"YOU WISH!" đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"I KNOW!" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, and with that he jumped into Shamoo's performing tank, and started doing all the fancy whaley moves with him.
"I SPEAK WHALE!!" Edward boomed, as he did a dive.
"COOL!" đã đưa ý kiến Max. But then they all got tired of seeing the world, so they decided to leave. When they were walking out of the World, they had to vượt qua, cross a street. Edward decided to go first, because he had a lot of experience with cars, plus, he knew that he could block them. So he went first. But as soon as he stepped out onto the street, a strange man's voice came from the sky: "Cross đường phố, street with caution- vehicles may not stop."
Edward looked around, confused. "God, is that you?" he said.
"Cross đường phố, street with caution- vehicles may not stop." The strange man's voice đã đưa ý kiến again.
"I think it is God," Fang agreed with Edward. "You better do what he says."
"Okay…" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, uncertainly. Then he started calling: "CAUTION!! Oh, CAUTION, where are you?? I am a yummy sexy vampire…won't bạn walk across the đường phố, street with me??"
No response. Edward was very disappointed, he though that anyone would want to vượt qua, cross the đường phố, street with him. Well, he wasn't exactly wrong about that, because after he had started calling for Caution, about 20 young attractive females (and even a couple of young males) came flocking over, claiming that they were Caution.
"Well," đã đưa ý kiến Edward, disappointedly. He had thought that Caution was, like one of god's angels, hoặc something.
"Maybe Caution is busy, hoặc something." Max said, helpfully.
"Yeah…" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, sadly. "I guess one of these fake Cautions will have to do." He turned to the crowd of people. "You, please. vượt qua, cross the đường phố, street with us."
The young girl was only so happy to do so.
They crossed the đường phố, street happily, glad that they got to see the World, and happy that they had found a Caution to vượt qua, cross the đường phố, street with them. They skipped over to Iggy and Shanny and then they all skipped down the middle of the road (they still had Caution, so they were safe) and off into the sunset.
Maximum Twilight: Part Two
By: Fast Farms
Fang woke up to a bright blue sky, and something hard hitting his head. Ow, he thought rubbing the spot where a small pinecone had hit him. He looked around. Gazzy was grinning and when he spotted Fang's gaze on him, he quickly looked away. Fang sighed and jumped down from the huge cây he had perched on for the night. The rest of the flock was up and eating a loaf of French bánh mỳ, bánh mì that they had stolen the trước đó night. They were in France, and had been for a few weeks now. Actually, Fang was getting a little tired of France. It turns out France was kind of boring when bạn weren't running from erasers hoặc trying to stop mad scientists from taking over the world. Who knew? Fang went over to tham gia the group. They all looked well rested, with the exception of total who kept complaining about his sore back. chó didn't like sleeping in trees, apparently.
"I'm tired of France," đã đưa ý kiến Angel. "And so is Fang."
"Yeah, me too," đã đưa ý kiến Gazzy, and Iggy nodded.
"Okay," đã đưa ý kiến Max. "Where should we go?"
"How bout Alaska?" asked Nudge, "Alaska sounds cool."
"Alright," Max answered. "We're off to Alaska."
Since they no longer had to carry Jacob & Phillip around, they flew to Alaska. Max used her supersonic flying powers, and they all made a bird kid chain and they flew really fast to Alaska. They landed in trees.
"Whoa," Fang said, "there's like, trees. EVERYWHERE!" And then a chịu, gấu stepped out of the woods.
"Hey," he said, "I'm Fred the bear. Wuddup??"
"Um," đã đưa ý kiến Max. "What-"
"Hi!" Angel interrupted Max. "I'm Angel."
"Nice to meet you." đã đưa ý kiến Fred. "Here I'll take u sightseeing around Alaska. I'm an old timer here!"
Since Fang and the flock had never been to Alaska before, they decided that they needed a guide. Fred the chịu, gấu would make a perfect guide, they decided. In his words he was an old timer here.
"Okay," đã đưa ý kiến Max. "You can be our guide."
"Yay," đã đưa ý kiến Fred the bear, licking Max on the face with his giant Alaskan chịu, gấu tongue. Eew! Thought Max, having một giây thoughts about this whole bear-guide thing.
"Where do bạn wanna go first?" asked Fred the guide bear.
"Uh.." Max had never been to Alaska, so she had no idea where she wanted to go. "I don't know, bạn pick."
"How bout Denali?" asked Angel very innocently.
"Amazing," đã đưa ý kiến Fred the chịu, gấu guide, surprised. "That is just where I was gonna suggest we go." Yeah, amazing, thought Max. Nothing thêm amazing than a six năm old who could read minds. But whatever, Angel was useful most times.
"Okay, " Max agreed. "Denali it is." So Fang & the gang & Fred went to Denali.
"So," đã đưa ý kiến Fred. "We can go hiking up into the mountains."
"Ok." đã đưa ý kiến the flock. Then they went hiking off into the woods. Angel and Gazzy and Nudge got bored, so they decided to go back to the visitor's center, and play hide in seek inside it. Then they rangers got mad at them and told them that they were disruptive and needed to go outside. So then Gazzy and Angel and Nudge decided to make a rock mermaid in the middle of the sidewalk. Apparently the park rangers didn't like that either, so they decided to just sit and wait and play caveman games till Max and Fang and Iggy had come back.
Meanwhile, Max and Iggy and Fang and Fred were walking around in the national park.
"Wow, this is so beautiful." đã bình luận Max.
"Yea," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy.
"Shut up, bạn can even see!" đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"Whatever, i can SENSE its beauty." Iggy đã đưa ý kiến haughtily back at her. Then suddenly out of the blue, a beautiful person stepped in front of them. They were extremely sparkly and extremely beautiful. It was a girl. And then a male stepped out behind her.
"Hi," đã đưa ý kiến the girl. "I'm Shannon. But bạn can call me Shanny." đã đưa ý kiến the girl. Max and Fang looked at each other. Fang felt really suspicious; he remembered someone telling him about beautiful shiny people in Alaska. And then it hit him- these were vampires.
Oh, crap. Thought Fang. I know that Jacob đã đưa ý kiến that the ma cà rồng weren't enemies, but I am not sure if I believe him… Fang whispered to Max, "these are vampires, pass it on." And Max passed it on to Iggy. Apparently the ma cà rồng noticed, because they started to look wary. Fang didn't know what to do. They could always do an up-up-and-away, but the little kids were still down at the rec. center. These shiny weird creatures could definitely outrun them, so there was no câu hỏi of that. Fang decided to just let the ma cà rồng know that they knew their secret.
"Hello, " đã đưa ý kiến Fang pleasantly. "You are vampires." Shanny looked at him with a "duh" expression.
"Uh, yeah," she đã đưa ý kiến rolling her eyes. "Why else would I sparkle like this?"
"Uh," Fang didn't know what to say. "Maybe cos bạn are…I don't know…shiny?"
"Ha, yeah." Shanny looked quite bored now. "We are vampires. But don't worry. Look, see? My eyes are not red, they are gold, which means I don't eat humans."
"Yeah, I see," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy. Max kicked him.
"What?" đã đưa ý kiến Iggy.
Max ignored him
Shanny said, "So wahts up?" to Fang and Max and Iggy. Max replied, "Oh bạn know..Just chilling. Hanging out. In the woods. With Fred, our tour guide, the bear."
"Oh" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny, "we promise we won't eat him."
"Ok thanks." đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"Yea.. " đã đưa ý kiến Fang. "So wanna hang out with us?? I guess we can like…go see Mount Everest hoặc something…"
"Um THAT would be DENALI." đã đưa ý kiến Fred, in a "duh" voice.
"Whatever," Fang said. "They're both mountains. Right??"
Fred rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I'm cold let's keep on moving."
"Um," Max said, "You is furrier than all of us. bạn should not be cold."
And Fred was like, "Yea?? Well Ihave THIN bones!"
And Fang was like, "What does THAT have to do with anything??" And then Shanny was like, "GUYS TONE IT DOWN." And then everyone was silent.
Then Shanny said, "How bout we go to France??" And Fang was like, "Um, been there, done that." Max nodded her head in agreement, and said, "France is so last year. This năm is all about the Caribbean."
"But it hasn't even been tiếp theo năm yet!" Shanny protested. Max eyeballed her.
"I know these things," she said. Shanny backed off. "Okay, off to the Caribbean! She said.
"So…how are we gonna get to the Caribbean?" asked Fang.
"Uh, we fly, of course." Iggy said.
"But what about the sparkly people?" Max asked.
"Um, hello, we can run." Shanny rolled her eyes.
"Oh yeah," Fang said. "Ok. So we fly and run to the Caribbean." It turns out that the Caribbean is pretty far away from Alaska, so it took the flock a little over 10 phút to land on a sandy bờ biển, bãi biển in the tropics.
Shanny and the other ma cà rồng arrived a whole ten giây later, and they were all wet.
"Hey," Shanny đã đưa ý kiến in an accusatory voice. " bạn didn't tell us that there was water on the way to the Caribbean!"
Iggy snickered. "We kinda thought bạn knew that," he said. Shanny huffed and crossed her arms.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Fang.
"Um, I don't know." Max looked around as if an idea would spring out of the water for her.
"Uh, Max?" Iggy asked. "We forgot the other kids." Max looked like, "oops" but then she quickly composed herself.
"Whatever" she said, "Angel can read minds I'm sure they'll get along fine. We'll come back sooner hoặc later!"
Fang looked at her quizzically. Max glared at him. "Okay, okay.." he said, even though he was pretty positive he had done nothing wrong. So Shanny and her Những người bạn were totally sparkly.
"Wow it's so sunny!" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. "I feel so sparkly!"
"YOU ARE so sparkly!" đã đưa ý kiến Fang.
"Ugh i hate being wet," đã đưa ý kiến Shanny.
One of her Những người bạn looked at her, and đã đưa ý kiến "I'm sorry, I forgot the umbrella."
"Stupid!" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. Not even an umbrella could have kept us from getting wet....in the OCEAN."
"Oh." đã đưa ý kiến her friend.
"So let's get looking!" đã đưa ý kiến Iggy. "For treasure."
"No what??" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. "I thought we came here to look for Johnny Depp! Rumor is that he's a vampire!"
"WHAT?" screeched Max. "NO WE CAME HERE ON VACATION BECAUSE WE MISSED FRANCE!!!!"
"Ok chill out dude." đã đưa ý kiến Fang.
"I AM NOT A DUDE FANG! UNLESS bạn ARE GAY" đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"Ok.." đã đưa ý kiến Fang backing away slowly from Max.
"I still vote we look for treasure," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy.
"Yeah okay, fine." đã đưa ý kiến Shanny. "Treasure is shiny...like me!!!" And so off they went to look for treasure.
After about a week of fruitless treasure searching they struck gold.
"Ooh!" đã đưa ý kiến Max excitedly.
"What?" Fang asked, now getting pumped about treasure.
"I found a…" Max trailed off very suspenseful. "QUARTER‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!"
"NO WAY!" Fang yelled. "Will bạn share it with me???‼!" Max deliberated for a second.
"Okay…" she đã đưa ý kiến after a minute. "I guess I could share with you…considering I tình yêu bạn and all…"
"Okay. Thanks." Fang was happy. Then he took out his handy dandy pocket dao, con dao and cut the quarter in half. He handed half to Max and held the other half up to his eye to inspect its very extreme shininess.
"I wonder what this will buy…" Fang wondered to himself. He thought that he could maybe buy an air nerd….
"Hey guys." Fang đã đưa ý kiến having a sudden idea. "Let's go on a… SHOPPING SPREE!"
So they went to the mall. Fang and Max held hands while they walked up to the dolce and Gabanna store, because they were in love, and they were rich, and they wanted to impress the Caribbean people. They had left Iggy and Shanny and co behind because this was a Max/Fang shopping trip only. Anyways, they walked proudly into the D&G store, thinking that all the people staring at them because they were just jealous. Fang plopped his half quarter down on the counter, and so did Max.
Fang tried to look all surly and sexy as he said, "So..What can THIS buy?? Oh well, don't tell me, I'll just tell YOU."
The sales lady stepped back from him. Fang thought it was because that she was so stunned bởi his sexiness.
"Hit em, baby." he đã đưa ý kiến to Max, and Max slapped the sales attendant obediently.
"NOT LIKE THAT" Fang hissed. "Hit them with your wish list."
"OHHH!" đã đưa ý kiến Max. Then she went all coolly, "I'd like a purse, some lip liner, some red galoshes, a bag, a package of skittles, and oh yea- a frying pan."
The lady looked scared. "Um, she đã đưa ý kiến timidly, we don't have those things... well not the frying pan-" Fang's death glare shut her up.
"HEY IVE GOT HALF A QUARTER HERE! GET WHAT WE WANT, PRONOTO!" The lady looked scared, and then she spoke in a low voice into her microphone thingy.
"Security?" she said. Max and Fang looked at each other.
"Up and away?" đã đưa ý kiến Fang.
Max nodded. With one nhanh, swift movement both of them were airborne and were bursting through the skylights of the Caribbean Mall…
They soared through the warm Caribbean night.
"Well," đã đưa ý kiến Max as they were flying back to Iggy and Shanny and the crew, wherever they were.
"I think we should refine our shopping techniques."
"Yeah," Fang agreed. "And also I don't think that we should ever go to that mall again for at least ten years."
"Good thinking," Max said. "Oh well. I guess we will have to find a new store that sells purses, lip liner, galoshes, bags, skittles, and frying pans. Oh, and also I would really like a unicorn costume to play leap frog in."
Fang whipped out his handy-dandy Caribbean shopping map that listed all the stores in the Caribbean islands.
"Hmm…" he said, contemplating the map. "This store sells skittles, but not galoshes."
"And this one sells unicorn outfits, but nothing else."
"Ooh, this one says it sells everything!"
"Well, that is where we are going now," Max decided, changing course towards the everything store.
When they got to the everything store, they went it. They were playing Take A Bow, bởi Rihanna, and since Fang had been though a giant Rihanna phase at one point in his life, he knew all the lyrics, and decided to sing along. People thought he was a hobo, and was hát for money, so they gave him. lots of shiny quarters. Fang got very excited, so he started adding visual aids. He tried to get Max to stand tiếp theo to him, and be a naked chick with clothes on, and Max was like, "Okay," because she wanted money too. So they did this for about an hour, and when they were done, they had over one million dollars!! Max and Fang were so excited! They decided that they would go back to the Dolce&Gabanna store, and buy the entire store, and then laugh in the stupid sales lady's face. So they went back to the Caribbean Mall, and bought the store. Then they laughed in the stupid sales lady's face, who's name was Aubree. They laughed in Aubree's face, for a long time, until their sides hurt from laughing so much. Then they went and spent thêm money on Max's unicorn suit, and frying pans, and skittles. Then they went back to Shanny and Iggy and everyone else. They found Shanny and Iggy making out on a sand dune.
"Whoa!" đã đưa ý kiến Fang. "Go IGGY!!!"
Iggy turned all red. "shut up," he said. "I see bạn and Max making out all the time."
He turned away, then turned back really fast. "Whoa! I can see‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!" he jumped up and started running around yelling out what stuff looked like. "Ha! I can see!" Iggy was obviously very excited.
"Max is wearing a unicorn suit! And fang is holding giant bags of quarters! Woah, and Shanny is very sparkly!" then he started diễn xuất very weird indeed, and hát tình yêu In This Club, bởi Usher for some reason, and max and fang decided to leave him alone for a little while, at least until he stopped hát Usher songs.
"Let's go fly around a bit," Fang suggested. Max nodded and off they flew. They had been flying for about a half giờ when they saw something far off in the distance, but getting closer every second. It didn't look like a bird, it was too big and awkward looking. As they got closer the shape chẻ, phân chia, split into two, then three, thêm familiar shapes.
"Max," one of the shapes screamed. "Fang!" It was Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge flying toward them.
"Hey guess what?" Fang yelled back. "We're rich and Iggy can see‼‼"
"Wow, that's great." đã đưa ý kiến Nudge, sarcastically. "But bạn know what? We don't care. Sorry Iggy. But we're very angry at bạn guys now. Because bạn LEFT US. So now we will leave you!" And off she and Angel and Gazzy flew.
Fang looked at Max. Max looked at Iggy. Iggy looked at Shanny, and Shanny said, "Oh well, there were too many of us in the story anyways."
"No there weren't!" Max đã đưa ý kiến angrily. "We need to find them! And share our wealth! And sight!"
"Um, no way am I sharing my sight," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy. "It's mine! ALL MINE!" Iggy hugged himself protectively.
So then they flew. They found Nudge and Gazzy and Angel in the movie theaters, watching Twilight. "WHOA! THAT'S MY FRIEND!" đã đưa ý kiến Shanny, pointing to Edward on the screen. Then she ran into the movie theater, jumping up and down, yelling Edward, over and over again.
"EDWARD! EDWARD! I'M RIGHT HERE, LOOK YOUR OLD BUDDY! SHANNY!" Then Edward stopped acting, and looked annoyed at Shanny.
"SHH!" he said. "I'm trying to be in a movie!!"
"WHO IS SHE?" cried Bella.
"Just a friend!" Edward đã đưa ý kiến defensively. Bella raised her uneven eyebrows.
"I SWEAR!" đã đưa ý kiến Edward.
"WHATEVER!" đã đưa ý kiến Bella. "I QUIT!" and then she walked out of the scene.
"CUT!!" they heard the directors yelling.
Shanny looked like "whoops" for a một phút but then she got over it and went to go talk to Edward. Iggy got all jealous looking and stood up straight and tried looking impressive, which was hard to do tiếp theo to Edward. Edward looked very annoyed and kept on glancing in Bella's direction with a scary expression on his face.
"Grt," đã đưa ý kiến Edward annoyed. "I am so fed up with bella! She is just a dumb human who probably only follows me everywhere cause if she didn't she would be dead tomorrow. Screw her. I will come hang out with bạn and your weird human friends."
"Uh," Max đã đưa ý kiến irritated. "We are so NOT human! We are two percent bird! So HA!" Edward gave her a weird look but didn't say anything.
"So," đã đưa ý kiến Iggy sliding very subtly to stand tiếp theo to Shanny, shoving Edward to the side. "What do bạn want to do now?"
"Well," Fang đã đưa ý kiến looking thoughtful. "I guess Angel and Gazzy and Nudge aren't coming with us wherever we go, and we also picked up a new member of the group, so…uh…I don't know. bạn pick." He poked Edward in the arm and then screamed.
"Aaaarrrgghhh! I think bạn broke my finger‼‼‼‼" he glared at Edward which didn't have much of an effect, because Edward just glared back and he was so scary that Fang dived behind max and used her as a shield between him and the scary vampire man.
"Uh…" Max said, ignoring Fang who was quaking in his boots behind her. "Lets go."
They decided on Sea World. Why?? Cause they wanted to SEE the world! They were in the Caribbean now, but they wanted to go back to the US. SO they decided to go to California. It only took them, like ten giây because all of them were super fast and had awesome fast powers. So when they got to Sea World, Max decided that she and Fang would go see Shamoo, because they both liked Shamoo, plus, they were in tình yêu so it made sense for them to hang out together. Iggy and Shanny decided that they wanted to go see the seals, because Shanny loved how seals tasted. But she promised that she wouldn't eat any, because that would be not very nice to the zoo. Plus, it would blow her cover. Iggy was still kind of crabby that Edward was with them, but he eventually got over it, because Shanny started paying extra attention to him. Edward was like, the third wheel, and he was crabby because he was used to having Bella with him. But he decided that didn't matter, and that he was going to fly solo for a while. So while Iggy and Shanny went to the right, and Max and Fang went to the left, Edward decided to go straight. Straight ahead was the cotton kẹo stand, and it smelled really good to him- almost as good as human blood! So he decided to eat some because it smelled really good. So he got out some half-quarteres, and plopped them down on the table, and then flashed the waitress a blinding smile.
"Cotton kẹo for one, please." he said.
After he had gotten his cotton kẹo he decided to go on the Mary Go Round. He had a lot of fun going around and around on circles, so he did that for an giờ and one half. After he was on the merry-go-round for one and one half hour, he decided that it needed to be thêm exciting. So he stood up on the horse and started dancing as it was going around. That made it much thêm fun for him. also he was getting very tired of the tinkly Merry-Go Round music, so he sung Bleeding tình yêu as loud as he could for a while to drown it out. bởi now there was a huge crowd around the Merry Go Round watching him sing and dance on his horse. So he decided to kick it up a notch. He did a flying leap off of his horse and landed on the tiếp theo one. That was fun so he leaped onto the tiếp theo one. It crumbled into dust and he fell onto the floor. He was very embarrassed, so he leaped up and ran as fast as he could to go tham gia Max and Fang, cause the crowd was booing him and it was lowering his self esteem.
He got there in about negative 2.8 seconds, cause he was a fast, fast, shiny vampire. When he got to Fang and Max they were in the middle of watching Shamoo do lots of tricky diving things.
"Whoa…" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, very impressed bởi Shamoo's swimming skills. "But I could do better," he muttered to himself.
"YOU WISH!" đã đưa ý kiến Max.
"I KNOW!" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, and with that he jumped into Shamoo's performing tank, and started doing all the fancy whaley moves with him.
"I SPEAK WHALE!!" Edward boomed, as he did a dive.
"COOL!" đã đưa ý kiến Max. But then they all got tired of seeing the world, so they decided to leave. When they were walking out of the World, they had to vượt qua, cross a street. Edward decided to go first, because he had a lot of experience with cars, plus, he knew that he could block them. So he went first. But as soon as he stepped out onto the street, a strange man's voice came from the sky: "Cross đường phố, street with caution- vehicles may not stop."
Edward looked around, confused. "God, is that you?" he said.
"Cross đường phố, street with caution- vehicles may not stop." The strange man's voice đã đưa ý kiến again.
"I think it is God," Fang agreed with Edward. "You better do what he says."
"Okay…" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, uncertainly. Then he started calling: "CAUTION!! Oh, CAUTION, where are you?? I am a yummy sexy vampire…won't bạn walk across the đường phố, street with me??"
No response. Edward was very disappointed, he though that anyone would want to vượt qua, cross the đường phố, street with him. Well, he wasn't exactly wrong about that, because after he had started calling for Caution, about 20 young attractive females (and even a couple of young males) came flocking over, claiming that they were Caution.
"Well," đã đưa ý kiến Edward, disappointedly. He had thought that Caution was, like one of god's angels, hoặc something.
"Maybe Caution is busy, hoặc something." Max said, helpfully.
"Yeah…" đã đưa ý kiến Edward, sadly. "I guess one of these fake Cautions will have to do." He turned to the crowd of people. "You, please. vượt qua, cross the đường phố, street with us."
The young girl was only so happy to do so.
They crossed the đường phố, street happily, glad that they got to see the World, and happy that they had found a Caution to vượt qua, cross the đường phố, street with them. They skipped over to Iggy and Shanny and then they all skipped down the middle of the road (they still had Caution, so they were safe) and off into the sunset.
