bella i have someone bạn need to meet
ok who is it??
come in carlee
hello bella swan
hello who are you?
i am carlee culllen
bạn are edwards sister?
yes yes i am
how old are you?
13. oh hello jasper!
*hugs me* xin chào sis! hi emmet
whats up?! xin chào mom
has bella met the latest family member?
yes
bạn won't try to drink my blood carlee.. will you? will she carlisle
no she is like me
true i am
we can't forget max
max max!!!! come here
who is max?
the tiếp theo latest cullen and my new boyfriend
hello bella hello carlee
hi max
i am 14
how did bạn know i was going to ask bạn that?
i can read your mind
we aren't sure what carlee can do yet
i know my ability i can save people and see the futer and turn into a cat
yes yes very talented bạn are right rosealie?
whatever
rose why do bạn always speak this way
........
NOW bạn HAVE MADE HER UPSET!! carlee RUN!!
*speeds to edward*
*snarls* i wont let bạn get her
*hugs edward*
pt 2 will be out soon
ok who is it??
come in carlee
hello bella swan
hello who are you?
i am carlee culllen
bạn are edwards sister?
yes yes i am
how old are you?
13. oh hello jasper!
*hugs me* xin chào sis! hi emmet
whats up?! xin chào mom
has bella met the latest family member?
yes
bạn won't try to drink my blood carlee.. will you? will she carlisle
no she is like me
true i am
we can't forget max
max max!!!! come here
who is max?
the tiếp theo latest cullen and my new boyfriend
hello bella hello carlee
hi max
i am 14
how did bạn know i was going to ask bạn that?
i can read your mind
we aren't sure what carlee can do yet
i know my ability i can save people and see the futer and turn into a cat
yes yes very talented bạn are right rosealie?
whatever
rose why do bạn always speak this way
........
NOW bạn HAVE MADE HER UPSET!! carlee RUN!!
*speeds to edward*
*snarls* i wont let bạn get her
*hugs edward*
pt 2 will be out soon
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” bởi the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains hoặc argues, reply with “What are bạn gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room hoặc says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” bởi Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie đã đưa ý kiến Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” bởi The Police. When she asks why the hell bạn did it, say that she reminds bạn of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie đã đưa ý kiến Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” bởi The Police. When she asks why the hell bạn did it, say that she reminds bạn of Roxanne.