10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie đã đưa ý kiến Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” bởi The Police. When she asks why the hell bạn did it, say that she reminds bạn of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie đã đưa ý kiến Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” bởi The Police. When she asks why the hell bạn did it, say that she reminds bạn of Roxanne.
As Close To Tristan As I Can Get.
Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to hoặc relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human hoặc animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family hoặc friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me hoặc even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed hoặc not I would still keep trying.
I hope bạn like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz bình luận and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to hoặc relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human hoặc animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family hoặc friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me hoặc even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed hoặc not I would still keep trying.
I hope bạn like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz bình luận and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
