10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming bạn have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the vượt qua, cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming bạn have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the vượt qua, cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
i hope Vampires really do exist, if they do, then i wish I'm in tình yêu with one who's deeply in tình yêu with me..
one who'd be fascinated to watch me sleeping,
one who doesn't have the courage to stay away from me anymore..
one who would risk everything just to make me an toàn, két an toàn again..
and lastly
One who would save me not because I'm his prey..
but because I'm his life..
(uhm.how i wish!
i hope bạn like it. :)
im dreaming again.
please leave a comment
what can bạn say about it)
one who'd be fascinated to watch me sleeping,
one who doesn't have the courage to stay away from me anymore..
one who would risk everything just to make me an toàn, két an toàn again..
and lastly
One who would save me not because I'm his prey..
but because I'm his life..
(uhm.how i wish!
i hope bạn like it. :)
im dreaming again.
please leave a comment
what can bạn say about it)
hàng đầu, đầu trang Ten Reasons to Be Team Switzerland-
1. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
2. bạn can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
3. bạn can go wherever bạn want when bạn ngày both: Forks and Quileute territory.
4. bạn can take Edward trang chủ to meet your parents and have fun with Jacob on the side.
5. bạn can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
6. Because bạn shouldn't have to choose between a Greek god look~alike and a hot, half naked guy.
7. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
8. Because sometimes bạn need an air conditioner, and sometimes bạn need a không gian heater.
9. Who says bạn can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
10. Because bạn refuse to be affected bởi territorial disputes between mythical creatures.