Ways to tick off a PJ fan.
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When bạn see a group of PJ người hâm mộ talking ‘bout him, pretend to tham gia them and say: “Oh, bạn guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so tình yêu him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that bạn heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked bạn to kill all demigods (fake hoặc real) bạn know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time bạn meet a fan.
6/Tell the những người hâm mộ that R.R should back to school and learn how to write hoặc about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the những người hâm mộ that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the những người hâm mộ that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when bạn go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although bạn have absolutely no idea if he does hoặc not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal Bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one ngày he will rip off the Norse Myths hoặc Chinese Myths hoặc Vietnamese Myths hoặc maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when bạn talk to a fan.
15/ When bạn eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy người hâm mộ of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that bạn saw a monster looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard người hâm mộ of PJ sách (and hate the movie) that bạn just tình yêu the movie so much that bạn think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard người hâm mộ that bạn idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the tiếp theo PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, bởi him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that bạn wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the những người hâm mộ who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t tình yêu Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the những người hâm mộ that bạn have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ tham gia a người hâm mộ discussion then say. “Oh, I tình yêu Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool mũ bảo hiểm to drive to Hollywood.” hoặc some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my yêu thích character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to Nhật Bản hoặc VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood hoặc Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them bạn have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to tham gia a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope bạn guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick bạn off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown bởi bạn destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ những người hâm mộ are hungry for my flesh!!!
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When bạn see a group of PJ người hâm mộ talking ‘bout him, pretend to tham gia them and say: “Oh, bạn guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so tình yêu him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that bạn heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked bạn to kill all demigods (fake hoặc real) bạn know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time bạn meet a fan.
6/Tell the những người hâm mộ that R.R should back to school and learn how to write hoặc about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the những người hâm mộ that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the những người hâm mộ that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when bạn go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although bạn have absolutely no idea if he does hoặc not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal Bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one ngày he will rip off the Norse Myths hoặc Chinese Myths hoặc Vietnamese Myths hoặc maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when bạn talk to a fan.
15/ When bạn eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy người hâm mộ of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that bạn saw a monster looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard người hâm mộ of PJ sách (and hate the movie) that bạn just tình yêu the movie so much that bạn think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard người hâm mộ that bạn idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the tiếp theo PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, bởi him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that bạn wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the những người hâm mộ who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t tình yêu Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the những người hâm mộ that bạn have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ tham gia a người hâm mộ discussion then say. “Oh, I tình yêu Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool mũ bảo hiểm to drive to Hollywood.” hoặc some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my yêu thích character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to Nhật Bản hoặc VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood hoặc Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them bạn have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to tham gia a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope bạn guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick bạn off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown bởi bạn destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ những người hâm mộ are hungry for my flesh!!!
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Thalia Grace: Kaya Scodelario
Piper Mcclean: Emma Roberts
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Frank Zhang: Nathen Kress
Hazel levesque: Zendaya Coleman
Reyna: Vanessa Marano
Leo Valdez: Jake T Austin
Octavian: sterling knight
Jason Grace: alexander ludwig
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