This is inspired bởi the bạn Know You’re Obsessed When game.

bạn know you’re obsessed with Rick Riordan when...

1)    You stalk RR.
2)    You read his blog every single day, watching for an update.
3)    You send him emails (even though he wouldn’t answer).
4)    You re-read every single book he has ever written a million times (literally a million times), and still hadn’t got tired of it.
5)    You have been on every single tour RR has been in.
6)    You scream like a banshee when bạn meet him.
7)    Then bạn faint.
8)    Then bạn gain consciousness.
9)    Then bạn faint again when bạn find out that RR left because he was too busy nghề viết văn his books.
10)    Then bạn gain consciousness again.
11)    You constantly talk about RR to your Những người bạn about how great his sách are and how bạn met him.
12)    You jumped off a bridge when bạn saw RR sailing on a thuyền below you.
13)    You tried to swim over to the boat.
14)    You tried to see whether you’re a child of Poseidon/Neptune during the opportunity.
15)    You died trying to see whether you’re a child of a god.

bạn know you’re obsessed with PJO/HoO when...

1)    You combined bird-DNA to a horse in an attempt to make a pegasus.
2)    If bạn succeeded, bạn named the pegasus Blackjack.
3)    Then bạn tried to combine goat-DNA to a human in an attempt to make a satyr.
4)    You dream about PJO/HoO EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5)    You curse PJO/HoO style.
6)    You have your very own ancient Greek hoặc Roman weapon.
7)    You panic when bạn see a trái cây stand with three old ladies knitting socks behind the stand.
8)    You have a sneaking suspicion that your best friend is a satyr.
9)    You believe in gods.
10)    You try to find the Doors of Orpheus at Central Park, hoặc the DOA Recording Studios in LA.
11)    You injured your teacher because bạn thought he/she was a monster.
12)    You flip your coin every một giây bạn get, using your force of will to try to change it into Ivlivs.
13)    You try to charmspeak a cars dealer to lend bạn a BMW.
14)    You walk into a burning house, trying see if you’re a fire-user.
15)    You cut your hair and have plastic surgery so bạn looked like one of the PJO/HoO characters.

The Ultimate Sign That You're A người hâm mộ To Both Of Them...

- You're here right now on fanpop đọc this at the Giải cứu thế giới of Olympus club.

So anyway... I just wrote this as I go, so it's kinda random... and I needed a distraction from work... so I'm going to shut my mouth and go do my work now.