On the first ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.

On the một giây ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the third ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fourth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fifth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the sixth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the seventh ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eighth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the ninth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the tenth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eleventh ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the twelfth ngày of Christmas,
My true tình yêu gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven Angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!