The Twelve Steps of Supernatural Addicts Anonymous
Disclaimer: This is meant all in fun and not as an insult to anyone going through any kind of twelve-step program. No offense to anyone is intended.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF Supernatural ADDICTS ANONYMOUS
1. We admit we were powerless over Supernatural and that our lives have become unmanageable because it's all we want to watch, talk about, write about, dream about ... bạn get the picture.
2. Not sure if we believe anything can restore us to sanity.
3. For better hoặc worse, we have turned our will and our lives over to the care of Dean and Sam Winchester.
4. We have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves to find out whether we're most like Dean, Sam, Bobby, Castiel, Ruby, John, Mary, Bela, Lucifer, Crowley, hoặc any of the myriad other characters.
5. We have admitted, to ourselves and to any other human being who will listen, the exact nature and extent of the extreme addiction we face (except maybe at work ... and to some family members ... OK, let's face it, we often hide).
6. We may not be entirely ready to have this defect of character -- our SPN addiction -- removed!
7. If and when that ever happens, we will humbly ask to have our shortcomings removed -- but we can't think about that now!
8. There is a (usually long) danh sách of all persons we had harmed (or forced to listen to us rant, hoặc taken up time and không gian with SPN-related things, hoặc annoyed) and eventually would like to make amends to them all -- hoặc have them tham gia us!
9. If these people won't listen to reason, they should be made to watch an SPN marathon to see the light for themselves, except if forcing them to do so would injure them hoặc others (but how could it?).
10. We must continued to take personal inventory and when we are wrong about something regarding SPN, promptly admit it and post a retraction.
11. We seek through prayer and meditation to have the hiển thị last as long as possible (without jumping the shark) and, when it does have to end, that Jensen and Jared will make follow-up movies!
12. Having no idea how to deal with our SPN addiction, we seek the solace and companionship of others like us on the Supernatural người hâm mộ Wiki and we carry this message to those who haven't found this site yet, so they can benefit as well
Sam and Cas were at a motel in Colombia Falls, while Dean and Jo were outside. They were in front of the car and Dean had opened the hood. He was maintaining the Impala while Jo watched him.
“Can I help?” Jo offered.
“No” Dean đã đưa ý kiến sharp. Jo gave him a strange look. “Not because you’re a girl. I’m sure bạn know how to fix a car. It’s personal, really”
“I get it” Jo said. “This is your baby. It’s hard to let go”
“Exactly” Dean said, glad Jo got the picture so quickly. He wiped his hands off a cloth and shut the hood. “I think we’re done here” He turned around. “Let’s get those two monkeys on their feet. We’re leaving town”
It happened in a flash. One moment Dean was standing on his two feet, the tiếp theo he crashed against the car and fell on the ground.
“Dean!” Jo exclaimed. She bent on her knees and noticed blood coming out of his side.
“Can I help?” Jo offered.
“No” Dean đã đưa ý kiến sharp. Jo gave him a strange look. “Not because you’re a girl. I’m sure bạn know how to fix a car. It’s personal, really”
“I get it” Jo said. “This is your baby. It’s hard to let go”
“Exactly” Dean said, glad Jo got the picture so quickly. He wiped his hands off a cloth and shut the hood. “I think we’re done here” He turned around. “Let’s get those two monkeys on their feet. We’re leaving town”
It happened in a flash. One moment Dean was standing on his two feet, the tiếp theo he crashed against the car and fell on the ground.
“Dean!” Jo exclaimed. She bent on her knees and noticed blood coming out of his side.
“It was me” Meg said. Sam had freed her from her prison and now she was going to free Cas of his. She had to promise Sam she wouldn’t try to get out until they were far gone. Because as soon as soon as Cas was out they were going to hit the road an drive as far away as possible.
“I killed Jack and I killed Paul Morgan. Cas has nothing to do with it. I was trying to protect him. Jack was asking too many các câu hỏi and Paul knew too much already. There were people trying to hurt Cas and I tried to give him a low profile. But it didn’t really work out. I don’t want a lawyer. I don’t want a trial. Just give me the maximum penalty and I’ll accept it”
Isabel stared at her, a little puzzled, but also thrilled. She got Jack and Paul’s killer. Now no one would câu hỏi her competence as an inspector again. She cuffed Meg’s hand and brought her to a cell.
“I killed Jack and I killed Paul Morgan. Cas has nothing to do with it. I was trying to protect him. Jack was asking too many các câu hỏi and Paul knew too much already. There were people trying to hurt Cas and I tried to give him a low profile. But it didn’t really work out. I don’t want a lawyer. I don’t want a trial. Just give me the maximum penalty and I’ll accept it”
Isabel stared at her, a little puzzled, but also thrilled. She got Jack and Paul’s killer. Now no one would câu hỏi her competence as an inspector again. She cuffed Meg’s hand and brought her to a cell.
