"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", hoặc " The Major-General's Song"was written bởi the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the tình yêu of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a cá đuối, ray that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled bởi his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled bởi many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant bởi "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been thêm forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If bạn don't agree with me i'll blow bạn from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope bạn liked it
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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the tình yêu of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl
I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a cá đuối, ray that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!
I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled bởi his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled bởi many rabid bears
Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!
In fact, when i know what is meant bởi "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been thêm forbidding
For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If bạn don't agree with me i'll blow bạn from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!
The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope bạn liked it
"No" đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"
Abigail's past 1st person
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I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.
It's my bedtime now I'll write thêm later.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"
Abigail's past 1st person
......................................................................................................
I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.
It's my bedtime now I'll write thêm later.
