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I Am the Very Model of an Evil cá heo Mastermind ( Based on The Major-General's Song")

posted by TheRatKing1

"I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General", hoặc " The Major-General's Song"was written bởi the playwrights Gilbert and Sullivan in 1879. The song is famous, and you've probably heard it before.

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Blowhole: I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind
I treat my minions fairly and to them, i think I'm very kind
I know those stupid peng-yoo-ins would try to claim the contrary
And then I'd say to Private, "Lunacorns are imaginary".
I'm very well acquainted, too, with evil schemes to rule the world,
I understand the way to win the tình yêu of not just any girl
And Skipper's awful cooking can make those who eat it start to hurl

I'm very good at making all of my arch foes so miserable
I have a cá đuối, ray that will turn its victim quite invisible
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!

I know that my inventions have, and always will perfectly work
We're in agreement that Skipper is a big, gigantic, no-good jerk
And my evil plots are sometimes foiled bởi his team and their commando work
I thoroughly enjoy to watch all the humans' suffering
i loathe it when my computer takes forever to start buffering
I know when those peng-yoo-ins have intruded in my hidden lairs
And i have my segway modified so i can climb a set of stairs
And i wish my enemies would get mauled bởi many rabid bears

Then I'd be free to flood the Earth like I've wanted to
Without those peng-yoo-ins to stop me like they always do
In short, in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!

In fact, when i know what is meant bởi "uncouth" and "insidious"
And, when at sight i can finally call the Mona Lisa "hideous"
When such a time for me to rule the world is prevalent
then i can tell which plot to kill the peng-yoo-ins is relevant
When i have finally built an army to do all my bidding
In short, those humans will know that i am SO not kidding
You'll say a better villain never HAS been thêm forbidding

For all my evil knowledge, i'm so much smarter than most anyone
If bạn don't agree with me i'll blow bạn from straight from here to kingdom come
But still in matters sinister, and devious, and unrefined
I am the very model of an evil cá heo mastermind!

The end. i worked hard on this, and i hope bạn liked it

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annabelle_05 It was good, but you got the one from mass effect stuckin my head. 'I'm the very model of a scientist Salarian'.

Anchanian Nice idea! A kid performed this song in my theater camp in high school. This would be right up Dr. Blowhole's alley. I wonder if NPH has ever sung it?

sarah12499 Haha this is awesome and funny i'm going to make NPH sing this!!!!

SJF_Penguin2 This was entertaining. Too bad there's no fourth Blowhole special during which he could sing this. The original "Major-General's Song" always makes me think of Kowalski.

TheRatKing1 ^ thanks. i plan on doing more of this same song for Skipper and Kowalski, maybe

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Harry potter meets pom part2

posted by alex356

Hagrid:um Alex do bạn know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell bạn at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I đã đưa ý kiến it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are

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Lilly's sister!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do bạn wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly đã đưa ý kiến happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly đã đưa ý kiến as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 5: Alive Again!

posted by jackandjill2

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much thêm carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened bởi entering a mật khẩu on the keypad - a mật khẩu only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he Mất tích confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

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Back to december-Popcorn hát to Kowalski after a fight. and my other characters

posted by Amberpet

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad bạn made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time bạn saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me hoa hồng and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of bạn saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing bạn
Wishing that I'd realized...

A giáng sinh Surprise: Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

A giáng sinh Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the con rái cá, rái cá habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are bạn cleaning? giáng sinh isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with bạn back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 2

posted by jackandjill2

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was nghề viết văn up his daily báo cáo to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide bởi zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a kẹo store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

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A một giây chance for tình yêu (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

The tiếp theo night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

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Unexpected tình yêu - Chapter Six: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning

posted by dsprtpenguin

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, bạn can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, bạn bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those động vật who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are bạn a racist against Skipper now? I thought bạn guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon hoặc later, something happened. This is how I Mất tích my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, bạn retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This cá heo is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do bạn know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No thêm prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A chim cánh cụt tình yêu Story part 4

posted by Shadowpenguin

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do bạn suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...

Mall Maniac

posted by Aquade

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Penguins of Madagascar hoặc Central Park Zoo. What I do own is this plot line, though.

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"Skipper!" It was Private's turn to watch the monitors for any suspicious behavior, and the chim cánh cụt was currently staring at one of the screens. "He's done it again!"

"What is it, Private?" đã đưa ý kiến Skipper, clearly annoyed. "We were playing a game of cards!"

The leader had some cards in his flippers. The rest of the penguins came out. Kowalski cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm kind...