Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, bánh sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though bạn were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, bánh sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ hoặc thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich, bánh sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of thạch, sữa ong chúa at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich, bánh sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, bánh sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, bánh sandwich anyway
3. Realize that bạn were the instrument bởi which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, bánh sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol hoặc Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, bánh sandwich “brother”
3. Place đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ slice over thạch, sữa ong chúa slice
4. Spread thạch, sữa ong chúa on the other slice
5. Spread đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim bạn coerced them into making the sandwich, bánh sandwich for bạn all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make bạn another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as bạn start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
Darlton
1. Make a đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say bạn had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sandwich, bánh sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though bạn were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich, bánh sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ hoặc thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich, bánh sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of thạch, sữa ong chúa at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich, bánh sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sandwich, bánh sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sandwich, bánh sandwich anyway
3. Realize that bạn were the instrument bởi which the ingredients chose to make a sandwich, bánh sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol hoặc Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sandwich, bánh sandwich “brother”
3. Place đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ slice over thạch, sữa ong chúa slice
4. Spread thạch, sữa ong chúa on the other slice
5. Spread đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim bạn coerced them into making the sandwich, bánh sandwich for bạn all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make bạn another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as bạn start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
Darlton
1. Make a đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and thạch, sữa ong chúa sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say bạn had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
