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Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of những người hâm mộ of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, hoặc Demi?
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of những người hâm mộ of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, hoặc Demi?
sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
1)your Những người bạn get annoyed of bạn when bạn cant stop talking about him
2)you tình yêu every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your Những người bạn knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad ngày ,you just watch funny video about joe :D
6)you have thêm than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know thêm than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your yêu thích Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you tình yêu his pick up line "I got my thư viện card and i'm checking bạn out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas tường in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) bạn say "Awkward!"
there are a lot thêm but i didn't have time to write them all
hope bạn liked it
Here is a soap Box bài viết on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 năm old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many các câu hỏi for all bạn Joe Jonas những người hâm mộ that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's yêu thích color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if bạn have any thêm các câu hỏi email me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do bạn have in common with Joe Jonas?
1.What's Joe's yêu thích color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if bạn have any thêm các câu hỏi email me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do bạn have in common with Joe Jonas?
Rumor hoặc Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ ngôi sao Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret ngày but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their bữa tối, bữa ăn tối ngày hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out bởi the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a nguồn as saying.
The nguồn addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ ngôi sao Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret ngày but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their bữa tối, bữa ăn tối ngày hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out bởi the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a nguồn as saying.
The nguồn addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I tình yêu shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I hiển thị my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have thêm clothes than a lot of my Những người bạn who are girls.
But I just tình yêu clothes and I tình yêu fashion."
Are bạn surprised bởi Joe's obssession?
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I tình yêu shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I hiển thị my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have thêm clothes than a lot of my Những người bạn who are girls.
But I just tình yêu clothes and I tình yêu fashion."
Are bạn surprised bởi Joe's obssession?