Jhonen Vasquez Interview with Double Toasted

rocky: wait... what are bạn talking about that wasnt me irkens cant do that...
king: it was... *bows with all the guards*
rocky: no it wasnt! and stop bowing!
king: as bạn wish.. and yes it was try and do it again try and di chuyển that boulder
rocky: uh... okay *moves boulder*
king: see bạn have the gift bạn can di chuyển rocks with your mind gifted in earth
rocky: ....
king: the prophecies fortold your arrival at least 5 other irkens came to destroy us and none could do what bạn can
rocky: i... im confused...
king: the prophecies fortold that one Công chúa tóc xù irken would come to destroy us but instad he would lead...

IT WAS ROCKY'S FIRST MISSION AS AN INVADER...

purple- okay rocky bạn have been chosen to go on a special mission
red- bạn have been chosen to destroy bolderia planet of the rock people
purple- enjoy yourself there quite peaceful
rocky- my tallest youve done me well and i will conquer this planet FOR IRK!
purple- cool
red- *shows rocky a brand new voot tuần dương hạm, tàu tuần dương, chiếc tàu tuần dương and tosses him the keys* contact us weekly for an update
rocky- *hops in voot cruiser* i will not dissapoint you!*rides away*
2 MONTHS LATER...
rocky- granite diguise yourself
granite- yes master* puts on holographic rock diguise*
rocky- *put on...

lin felt all the pressure up inside her and she just bursted!she charged right at ida. ida dodged then sent shelly after lins unit veer. veer didnt expect it until shelly slapped the back of her head. ''ow!'' shouted veer. she couldnt get up and shelly muttered under her breath, ''heheheh goodnight little android!'' and before she could destroy veer GIR jumped in front of veer and took the beating! veer could'nt believe it! shelly grabbed GIR and threw him a mile over the ship. ''GIR!!! NO!!!'' shouted veer as he flew though the stars. '''its your turn now!'' veer stood up and charged a energy...

It was about midnight when an Invader Zim episode came on, Dib's wonderful life of doom, my favorite. The only problem, I couldn’t stay awake.
"Gotta stay awake, yêu thích part comin right up..."I said.
But too late, I was out.
"WAKE UP!” đã đưa ý kiến a familiar voice, I couldn’t remember who though. A danh sách of who it could of been was running through my head, when two green fingers opened up one of my eyes for me. Then I realised who it was, the Red Tallest.
"What the?!?” I shouted snapping straight up.
"You almost slept through the Great Assigning, sleepy head!"

I looked around, my room was blue,...

I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and bạn have an giờ to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, bạn ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! bạn can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed...

"Take your seats." a gray-haired woman announced as earth children began to swarm into the classroom.
"Who is she?" I asked with sudden curiosity.
"Earth Teacher." Zim đã đưa ý kiến sullenly. "I will instruct bạn in the ways of the earth-people after the school-day is over. Tomorrow is a ngày in earth-time when we do not come here. It lasts for two earth-days."
I smiled at the way he referred to everything as earth-something.

I began to walk to the back of the classroom as Zim had told me, when the woman rapped a ruler on her desk.
"You, girl. Come here!" she hissed. With my small booted legs I stumbled...

**Before bạn read, I would just like to add: Art for these stories would be most helpful. What I mean to say is, if bạn ever have spare time and have even the tiniest spark of inspiration after đọc any of my Ume articles, bạn can make some art to go with a scene, and I would post it on these if possible!**

So, the morning didn't quiet turn out how I had planned.
The night before, I was sent down a long elevator-like shaft to an area in Zim's base he calls my "resting module". I guess thats where I'm sleeping. I'll admit I'm not exactly like other Irkens. I have an unnatural ability Zim had...

When I had finally entered the location in which I was led to believe I could find Zim, it caught me bởi surprise how gloomy it seemed during that part of the day. At long last I was staring at what seemed to be Zim's base. I cringed at how well-thought out he must have planned to have disguised it so well. I edged past various garden gnomes who's eyes followed my every move. I rubbed my shoulder nervously.

The base was even thêm detailed and well-crafted from up close. I took a deep breath slowly, and rapped on the door three hoặc four times. Hoarsely, from inside someone screamed,
"GIR! DOOR!...

**This was random. Seriously; got it right off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head, and typed it as I went. GIR is to Sumomo as Zim is to Ume. Sumomo in Japanese means "Plum", hense the relationship between Ume's name with Sumomo's. Ume calls Sumomo mận as a nick-name almost...**
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Sumomo tapped my shoulder eagerly as we edged near Earth's atmosphere.
"Oh, master Ume, are we there yet?"
"No, Plum," I huffed, the veins in my head throbbing a bit. "We will get there WHEN WE GET THERE. Now sit down and buckle up!" Sumomo did as she was told, and I heard her land on the ghế, chỗ ngồi beside me with a metalic thump. I glanced...

So, we finally land on Mars. Spyke wakes up, and starts running around the planet! "SPYKE! Will bạn stop being annoying for one second!? My TALLEST!!!(you know how we say "My God" lol) JEEZ!". And that seemed to calm him down. Those same words were used every day, it seemed. I glanced around for a little bit. I was about to take my first step...BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! "HOLY IRK, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!?", I screamed, "NO PEOPLE TO DESTROY!!! JUST A LIFELESS ROCK!"-BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP!!! At this point, I was getting annoyed. "GrrrrRRRR....RAWR, SHUTUP bạn STUPID PAK BEFORE I...I...oh, right. I'm...

THE tiếp theo ngày AT SKOOL

Everyone is there except for Zero.

Kid: Hey, Where's Zero

A small earthquake occurs.

Zim: Huh, What's Going on

Another Earthquake comes.

Everyone looks out the window.

They see bombs falling on the city and thêm and thêm explosions explode.

Zim and Dib hear a very faint evil chuckle.

Zim runs out of class. Dib follows.

Dib: What's this about, không gian Monster

Zim: This has nothing to do with Zim

AT ZIM'S LAIR

On Zim's screen is Krazy Taco, GONE KRAZY, with an unidentifiable person on hàng đầu, đầu trang of it.

Zim zooms in on it.

The Transmission is bad, and really, really poor quality

Zim: I can't tell...