THE GIRL WHO CRIED GNOME

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.
Guy

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*
Robomom

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*
Moofy


She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.
Old GUY

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.
Agent


BACKSEAT DRIVERS FROM BEYOND THE STARS

I made sandwhiches!
ZIM

I just noticed bạn were closer to earth...

first he was invader scar
so in a envy for power the tallest scar desided to make a growing syrum then wile it was brewing he went to check in shd (semingly harmles droid) pronunsed shid he edited its wireing then went to the syrum he drank it then a week later he was as tall as the tallest he requested a video feed from the tallest requesting power but they denied the requested power then thrown to a prison with amputated legs riped skin over his mouth one ripped anteni he called shd and shd got over there and did repairs on scar he rebeled and lấy trộm, đánh cắp a voot tuần dương hạm, tàu tuần dương, chiếc tàu tuần dương and landed on earth scar...

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do bạn have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do bạn always blame me? xin chào what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not bởi themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are bạn OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless bạn write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already những người hâm mộ of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.

Here I go...

ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little hoặc no people skills, subtlety, hoặc humbleness, but that's...

("talking" 'thinking')

This will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr, for a warning for haters

At school Dib and Zim are in class and waiting for Miss. người thù hằn, đắng to arrive everyone Zim is still in the hoodie. Dib is talking to Tak and Zim is đọc a manga book (like he would read a regular book). Then Miss. người thù hằn, đắng comes out behind her bàn all scary like
Miss. Bitters: "class today we will be learning about Shakespeare and his horrible ending productions can bạn filthy children name some"
Zim raises his hand and Miss. người thù hằn, đắng calls on him
Zim: "Romeo and Juliet, Henry, Winter`s Tale, Hamlet,...

I Wake up in a dark room. So dark, that I can’t see the tường I’m laid up against to. I’m tied up, and I’m covered with dust, and dirt. Tubes are attached to ngẫu nhiên parts of my body, and liquid is flowing through them. I try to stand up, but it’s useless. My legs have absolutely no feeling In them, and I have a headache that could kill a bear. I rub up and down the tường I’m against, and wear away the tape that bound my limbs together, and then I un-wrap the rest of the tape. I feel along the sides of the room, and find a door. I get the tape that was wrapping my body, and fashion...

Remember when Nickelodeon brought back Invader Zim because of Operation Head Pigeons? It was amazing, the best thing! But... they took it off again after one month. T.T

Don't go away! There's still hope!

Two Invader Zim những người hâm mộ who got tired of waiting for new episodes, know known as Tallest Rose and Tallest Sarah, have started a group called "Soapy Waffles". (Note: Tallest Sarah starts Operation Head Pigeons) In the group there are professionals and other những người hâm mộ helping to make what we have all been waiting for:

Invader Zim: "Mopiness of Doom"

An new Invader Zim episode! This is our chance! This...