Daz:Ladies And Gentelments We Present U Zim And Lard Nar Lard Nar: *Waves Hand To People*Hello There Zim:Hi Puny Humans Daz:Today They Will Do The YO MOMMA JOKES X3 Daz:Lets Begin With Zim Zim:YO MOmma Is So Fat Becuz She Eats Tuns Of thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm Lard Nar:Well YO MOMMA Has A Fat đít, mông, ass Zim:Yoo Momma Doesent Shave EveryWhere Even Her đít, mông, ass Is Furry Lard Nar:Oh Yeah Well Yo Momma Has Went To Barneys Restruant And Ate Kids thực phẩm *Gaz Appears* Gaz:KNOCK IT OFF UR MOMMAS ARE SO FAT OKKK!!! DAMN U NEVER SHUT THE FU*k Up Zim:O_o Lard Nar:O_e Gaz:*Blushes*Hehe My Bad Dib:GAZ!! Get oof The Stage!! Gaz:Okk!!...

This is it, the final battle. Once I defeat Zim, I can stop this new world and save the human race! I Bust down the door and gasp. The house… the inside was exactly the same as the older building Zim had years ago! Everything from the picture with the monkey on it, straight down to the secret tunnels ad doorways! “Zim! Where the hell are you?! It’s time to end it now!” I heard a toilet flushing, and I knew it was the elevator from the phòng bếp, nhà bếp coming up. I dashed to the kitchen, and Zim came out, with his head down. I was confused. Zim was the same height that he was before, and he looked...

WARNING = May die of laughter

Zim walked along the sidewalk with GIR on a leash. GIR had been stopping at every ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant, and Zim was trying to pull him away, but it was no use. It was like GIR glued himself to the ground Zim finally got to his house, painting, because GIR threw a tantrum that he couldn't open the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrant.
"Alright GIR, since bạn were such a bad doggy, bạn get to sit in the corner and think about your life."
"But Zim...." he said.
"NO BUTS!!!! Now go sit in the corner."
"GIR walked over and sat on a ghế đẩu, phân in the corner. He looked back at Zim with tears in his eyes.
"WALL!"...

Zoey's pov

"Danm It Ariel what in holy name did bạn get yourelf into to!" I thought

I was far ahead of the boys, they still couldn't kept up with me. I sighed

What I was about to do was crazy, but Ariel was my sister I was going to let her do this bởi herself!

"Just give up!" đã đưa ý kiến the devil

If my tim, trái tim was beating it would had stoped right then and there.

He looked just like...

"NO, it can't be!" I thought

"Gilles! So Gilles was the son of the devil!"

"Great just Great!" I yelled to myself

I pulled out my sword it was now hoặc never! I was pulled back my mouth was covered it was Zim.

"NO bạn don't!" he whispered...

This is it. Tak, Dib, Zim, GIR, Gaz, and Prof. Membraine are in the middle of a war for the planet. One of them will die. One of them will be brainwashed. Two of them will start thier journey
into insanity. This is the end of chapter one. Part six will be uploaded in june. Oh, and to fully enjoy this parts' effect, open this in a new tab and listen to it while bạn read. I listened to it while I wrote it! just copy it and paste it to a new tab! link



Tak let me into her ship. We streamed across the sky and found Zim in his voot cruiser. We flew towards him, and he turned around. “So, Tak, Look...

Author's note Chillyneon is the creator for Ariel
all credit goes to her for this charachter. Also chillyneon is also has many of her idea in here.

Thanks Chillyneon bạn are amazing.

Zoey's pov

Zim helped me back up when he touch me I felt werid. Dib got me an ice pack, I place it on my head.

"Ok what is it Zo?" asked Dib.

"I have visions hoặc jumps I really don't know what the hell they are they started comming on after my parnets were killed in front of me." I lied about that.

I wasn't going to tell the truth right now. I needed to see if I could trust them with my secert.

"What did bạn see Z" (sorry...

Author's note

Ok people this a crossover bewteen Invader Zim,& Grimm. These are two of my yêu thích shows. Dib 16 Zim 16 (20) Gaz 15 Enjoy.


Zoey Luna had to di chuyển again it had been to close this time. Skalenzahne ( Crocodile-like creatures) had gone to far with it crime raid she had to kill him. The police still didn't understand who hoặc what could had possible had kill the man.

The creatures had been getting thêm bold. Zoey was among the few Grimms left. It was her job to keep the normals (humans) as Zoey called them save from the bad ones.

Zoey was 16 the youngest Grimm in history. Zoey had...

ngôi sao 's Pov

Dib had done it this time, he just went to far! He knew perfectly well that I didn't need help, well maybe I did but not from ghost boy. I pulled out my ipod and found I Stand Alone from Quest For Camelot, I made my own version of the song with a few changes. I pushed play and sang my song to the beat.

Star's version

I know the sound of each rock and stone,

I have seen what others fear,

Only I will roam in this forgotten place,

Just the likes of me are welcome here,

Everything breathes and I know each breath,

To me it means life, to others it's death,


It's perfectly balanced, perfectly...

Zim's pov

I had a million qusetions to ask, but first I thought Rose need a mintue hoặc two before I drill her.

"What do bạn want to know?"

I glazed at her

"How did you..."

"It's a witch thing"

"What'a a soulmate?"'

"A person with whom bạn have an immediate connection with the moment bạn meet. A connection so strong that bạn are drawn to them in a way bạn have never experienced before. They understand bạn like no one eles they bring bạn peace of mind. When your not around them it tears bạn apart. bạn will believe bạn never loved anyone before."

"This Daimon thinks your his soulmate?"

"Yes, I have no...

Dib's pov

"Make yoursevles at trang chủ boys, and please try not to kill each other" she said

"He's the enemy" yelled Zim

"No, he's" I shot back

We glared at each other. Rose was digging in the closet.

"Stay away from her" Zim whispered

"I heared that" đã đưa ý kiến Rose

"How?" asked Zim

"Witch rememeber"

"So, these attacks have they been the reasons bạn been moved around a lot?" I asked.

"Yes and No Dib drink this"

"Why"

"It will keep demons away from you"

"Ok"

Rose's pov

He drank it his eyes went cloudly.

"Ok, Dib bạn will forget everthing that has happened in the last past giờ now go trang chủ and when bạn do bạn remember...

LIZH#2: dâu, dâu tây Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! bạn GOT ANY dâu, dâu tây YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have dâu, dâu tây yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of dâu, dâu tây yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the Queen of Mars.
Zim: bạn are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because...