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posted by nigahigarocks98
I was so annoyed with Spyke, my eye started to twitch...my black eye turned red, along with my other red eye...my vampire fangs grew two inches...and my tongue twitched..then wanted to touch someone so I could kill them(one touch of my spiky tongue, and bạn have an giờ to live)! "SPYKE!!",I screamed, "SPYKE, bạn ARE NOT FUNNY! WE HAVE TO GET TO IRK, DAMNIT!!"! bạn can tell I was in no mood for his games. "Hey, you". My eyes widened. I jumped. I was already angry at Spyke, so I would take it out on this jerk! "Hey, you, I said! Turn around.", I then realized it was a girl's voice. I pointed my long, sharp claw at her. "No, why don't bạn turn around!?", I growled, "I'm in no mood for retardness. So shutup and leave me alone.". She made a face. What a freaking girly girl. "I happen to be THE Irken invader, Mar. bạn know, the ulitmate, epic, awesomest girl invader. Better than you. So shutup and tell me, are bạn Irken hoặc not? If bạn aren't, just walk away.". I had been fuming the entire time...and I just couldn't take it anymore! I grabbed the little Hannah Montana bởi the collar. I showed my fangs and tongue, and she gasped! Serves her right. "You have a sharp tongue. Don't touch me with it. I don't want to be infected.", so I almost did touch her with it. But I cooled down. "Look, have bạn seen a SIR around here?", and she nodded. "Take me to him!", I growled, and she sighed. I gripped her cổ áo tighter. "Or I'll kill you". "Okay, okay! Just don't hurt me".
TO BE CONTINUED!
posted by Invader-Tak
'Pzzzzt Zim.' I said. 'You're an alien.'
'Nonsence Earth monkey. If you're wondering Earth-a-noid about my skin, ears and nose.. Well that's just part of my skin condition.' he replied.
He started to sweat.
'Yeah skin condition, I really bought that.' I joked. 'But really Zim.'
Zim hesitated but then fianally answered.
'You know?!'
I nodded. 'I guess so. I mean you're green. I can't beleive no one else exept for that big headed kid knows. Your disguise is so ovious.'
Zim started sweating even more. 'Are bạn with Dib?'
I assumed Dib was the big headed, crazy kid who knew about Zim.
'No. And anyway it's my first ngày and I just met you. Of corse I won't tell anyone. Secret safe.' I smiled. Zim looked unsure but bởi the end of 'Skool' he seemed to trust me.
When the chuông, bell rang I got my things and headed off. To where, I did not know.
Then I heard footsteps behind me.
posted by Invader-Tak
Inside was a classroom.
An old scary lady who I suspect is the teacher started glaring at me and said:
'Welcome Jade. Class this is our new student, Jade.' I didn't know what was happening but I decided to go with it.
I walked in.
'Hi.' I whisper while waving my hand.
'I'm Ms Bitters.' the teacher scowled. 'Now go sit in a spare spot. How 'bout tiếp theo to Zim.' and she pointed to a familiar and strange green kid.
I did as I was told.
'Now class, today we will be talking about the end. Your doom, doom, doom..' continued Ms người thù hằn, đắng and soon she drifted off.
There was something very strange about this green...
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posted by Solo28
It was a normal day, for Zim and Gir, anyway. GIR was playing with piggy. Zim was in the lab working on a way to destroy the humans. All was as it should. Until...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” GIR ran screaming to Zim. He didn't stop screaming ether.

“Gir! Stop screaming!” Zim shouted over Gir's shrill, loud screams. GIR stopped and just whimpered with a sad look glued to his face. “What do bạn want?”

“We're all out of lò nướng Bake Taquitos! They all gone!” GIR sobbed.

Zim sighed. “And I'm assuming Krazy taco is closed?”

Gir nodded.

“Alright.” Zim replied. “We can go to the 'grocery...
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added by zagrfreak94
*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let bạn know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see bạn back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed bạn hoặc something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...
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"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim đã đưa ý kiến as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim đã đưa ý kiến as he entered his class. The School chuông, bell hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her ghế, chỗ ngồi and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...
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posted by SweetSponge
They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone trang chủ
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer không gian
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer không gian
Ou ou ou outer không gian
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer không gian
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...
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Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do bạn have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do bạn always blame me? xin chào what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not bởi themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are bạn OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...
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posted by woowie
I was asked to spread the word bởi a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT đã đưa ý kiến anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, hoặc anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for bạn guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't bạn allergic to
chocolate?...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a dao, con dao in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" cupcake asked. she...
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posted by invadersaphhire
ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up bởi a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE đi văng ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless bạn MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but...
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posted by SweetSponge
*a black cat with white paws, a white tipped tail, and two white stripes on her back burst into the room and mews some sort of chant*

Kad: aw, a kitty!

Cat: stay back, Twoleg!

Kil: it can talk!

Cat: my name is StarLight. i only need the Irkens. *flicks tail* come on.

Zim:*whispers to Sasha* i don't think i trust this cat.

Sasha: Zimmy, don't be silly! of course we can trust a cat! she looks no thêm than 11 months old!*turns to Starlight* ok, we're coming.

Starlight: thank you. *dips head respectfully and leads them into the woods until they stumble upon a broken Sir Unit* Cynders last request...
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(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is bạn name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and bạn better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank bạn for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and bạn are dead," "that's right prince John of the ma cà rồng i think i know you."



To be continued.... and bạn got to lessen to this link really.
posted by Diblover111
    MiMi sighed. Ugh, the dilemma. Stuck on Earth, ship destroyed, and she really didn’t think Tak was coming back anytime soon. OK, options. One; go to Zim. NO! Tak would destroy her, and besides, he would only make things worse. Two; stay and do nothing. No, that would get her nowhere and would endanger the mission. Three-.
    MiMi’s thoughts were interrupted when a bright light suddenly came on. She looked up and saw it was coming from the window of the kid with the abnormally large head. Dib was his name, yes.
    MiMi jumped...
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posted by mikmik2
it was as early as it can get so i woke up packed up and went torward zims house with my s.i.r in a cat duisgise but then i bumped into zim zim brought a backpak too and his s.i.r in a dog costume i just said"well this is awkward"
then zim replied"yep...so are bạn ready to go camping?"he đã đưa ý kiến i nodded and there we went.me and zim chatted about our lives while walking to the camp site a little far from the city i said"almost there we just need to hike up this hill" so zim followed.then at the hàng đầu, đầu trang there was a beautiful site me and zim just gazed there then we continued i saw the perfect place to set camp then i said"this looks like a good spot to camp" so there zim helped me make a tent and i helped him make a tent.
TBC
posted by mikmik2
so i smashed the camera and hid the pieces,it stoped raining so zim found me hiding he told me to come with him so i did and there inside stood a dog named GIR watching a hiển thị called"the scary monkey show"then his robot form came out and his eyes tuned red and đã đưa ý kiến 'intruder!'then zim came in front of me and said'no GIR this a friend'then GIR said'zim's got a girlfriend zim's got a girlfriend!' zim was blushing,i laughed so we all sat down when zim told me to stay here i did so when he came back up from his lab he made me my very own S.I.R he toold me i could need some help so i was about to go but it rained but then something amazing happened it snowed when zim saw it...
added by zagrfreak94
Dib walked up to the counter at the laser tag complex and paid for a one giờ session. He put on his laser tag jacket, grabbed his laser gun, took a deep breath and slipped through the entrance to the laser tag arena.

Dib was an expert laser tagger, and in no time he had shot a large number of hyperactive children, giggling teens and nervous dorks. He was feeling good about himself and could sense victory!

Then he heard...

"Die, vile human child! I tagged you! bạn have been defeated! Ha ha HA!"

Dib shuddered. He knew that voice well. It was the voice of his nemesis. It was Zim.

"Oh man! What are...
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Zim was walking trang chủ from school. It was the last day. He heard something shout, "Give it back!" Zim found himself in front of a small, pink, furry, 12- year- old girl. She had blonde hair, shoulder length, with bangs. She was wearing a black áo sơ mi with the word "beware" in red on it, jeans, and black and red sneakers.

"If bạn don't give it back, I'll slug ya!" she yelled, tears streaming from her eyes. "Aww, is the baby gonna cry?" đã đưa ý kiến a bully. Those were not sad tears, these were tears of anger. Electricity shot from her cheeks.

Without realizing it, Zim took out his doom cá đuối, ray and scared...
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posted by InvaderZimFan11
I was walking trang chủ from school, watching an Invader Zim Episode on my gameboy. I had wished for my life to be like his. His life wasn't dull like mine.Then, my life saw nothing but black... and then... when I woke up... my adventure began."Class, today we will be talking about your doom, doom, doom..."said Ms.Bitters.Everyone groaned. Even Zim, and he never agreed whith humans... accutlly he never agrees with anyone but the Tallest and... well... himself. Then, lightning hit the floor, everyone freaked back to reality. That only happens when a new student comes. Then the class door opened,...
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