LIZH#2: dâu, dâu tây Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! bạn GOT ANY dâu, dâu tây YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have dâu, dâu tây yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of dâu, dâu tây yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the Queen of Mars.
Zim: bạn are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw bạn take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, bạn have no nose, ears, and bạn only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that bạn have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever bạn human girls do! Computer! What do seven năm old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of búp bê barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t bạn get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset bạn hoặc anything.
Computer: Yeah well bạn did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? bạn wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and GIR walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: bạn just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what bạn told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: bạn actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD bạn A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any thêm dâu, dâu tây yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with bạn and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t bạn see if bạn can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. GIR runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO
That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended bởi Eev if bạn have any of those (horses, búp bê barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! bạn GOT ANY dâu, dâu tây YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have dâu, dâu tây yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of dâu, dâu tây yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the Queen of Mars.
Zim: bạn are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw bạn take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, bạn have no nose, ears, and bạn only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that bạn have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever bạn human girls do! Computer! What do seven năm old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of búp bê barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t bạn get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset bạn hoặc anything.
Computer: Yeah well bạn did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? bạn wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and GIR walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: bạn just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what bạn told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: bạn actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD bạn A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any thêm dâu, dâu tây yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with bạn and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t bạn see if bạn can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. GIR runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO
That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended bởi Eev if bạn have any of those (horses, búp bê barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee
NOTE: Cynder đã đưa ý kiến I could do this... didn't bạn Cyn?
It was a dark night. I had lived on the streets for two whole months now. I drank from rivers, dug through trash, and hid from cops that were chasing me. It all started one night...
"KAT! WHY HAVE bạn BROUGHT A LIVE HUMAN INTO OUR BASE!?" Zim yelled. "DUDE! Calm DOWN!" I say. "COMPUTER! BRING OUT THE MIND ERASING DIVICE!" Zim shouted. No response. "COMPUTER!" "Error" the computer beeped, "Mind control device is broken"
"By who?"
"Lightopian Kat"
"Grrrrrrrr" Zim growled. I was out on the street. "AND STAY OUT!" Zim called after me.
Suddenly, something moved in the sky. "Shooting star" I said.
The tiếp theo day, I was spying on Zim's class. "This is Cynder. Cynder, sit bởi Dib, and don't say anything for the rest of the year" đã đưa ý kiến Mrs. Bitters. I had been in her class before. Later on, I saw the girl go inside Zim's house. "Aha!" I said.
It was a dark night. I had lived on the streets for two whole months now. I drank from rivers, dug through trash, and hid from cops that were chasing me. It all started one night...
"KAT! WHY HAVE bạn BROUGHT A LIVE HUMAN INTO OUR BASE!?" Zim yelled. "DUDE! Calm DOWN!" I say. "COMPUTER! BRING OUT THE MIND ERASING DIVICE!" Zim shouted. No response. "COMPUTER!" "Error" the computer beeped, "Mind control device is broken"
"By who?"
"Lightopian Kat"
"Grrrrrrrr" Zim growled. I was out on the street. "AND STAY OUT!" Zim called after me.
Suddenly, something moved in the sky. "Shooting star" I said.
The tiếp theo day, I was spying on Zim's class. "This is Cynder. Cynder, sit bởi Dib, and don't say anything for the rest of the year" đã đưa ý kiến Mrs. Bitters. I had been in her class before. Later on, I saw the girl go inside Zim's house. "Aha!" I said.