To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over bởi a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over bởi a reindeer
limpin' trang chủ from Cuddy's house giáng sinh eve. Wink Wink
bạn can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him giáng sinh mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over bởi a reindeer,
limpin' trang chủ from Cuddy's house giáng sinh eve. Wink Wink
bạn can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Cuddy.
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' her soaps,
drinkin' and playin' cards with Nurse Brenda.

It's not giáng sinh without Greg.
All the team dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts hoặc send them back?
(Open them up)

Greg House got run over bởi a reindeer,
limpin' trang chủ from Cuddy's house giáng sinh eve. Wink Wink
bạn can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

Now the ngỗng is on the table.
And the bánh pudding made of band.
And a black and brown candle,
that would just have matched the cane in House's hand.

I've warned all my Những người bạn and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Greg House got run over bởi a reindeer,
limpin' trang chủ from Cuddy's house, giáng sinh eve. Wink Wink
bạn can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
(Sing it Wilson!)

Greg House got run over bởi a reindeer,
limpin' trang chủ from Cuddy's house, giáng sinh eve. WINK WINK!
bạn can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
And He's a J.E.W!

Merry Christmas