DHp2 - 8. Panic Inside Hogwarts

401. I may not try to find out if any of the owls are David Bowie in animagus form.
402. I will not ask people what their demons are.
403. I will not offer Professor McGonagall lasagne
.404. I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.
405. I will not call pizza, bánh pizza Hut and ask them to deliver to the common room.
406. I will not poison first years. No matter how much I think they need it.
407. It is not appropriate trade first years between houses.
408. I will not tempt Ravenclaws with apples. I will also not say that the Slytherins...

I was handing out kẹo for Halloween. A little boy dressed up as Harry Potter came bởi and as he was walking up the driveway he dropped his wand. I told him he dropped his wand and he looks at me and shouted “ACCIO WAND!” and twitched his hand (which had a string attached to the wand and to his finger) and his wand came shooting up to his hand. He got the rest of my Halloween kẹo and 5 dollars.

Today I got stuck in traffic on my way trang chủ from work. Usually I hate traffic.. However, the van in front of me was hiển thị Harry Potter on their TV screen. I tình yêu traffic today.

Today, I was driving...