50. People say that bạn have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, bạn know bạn have never read hoặc seen too much Harry Potter.
48. bạn own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. bạn own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written bởi J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your yêu thích sách and phim chiếu rạp is Harry Potter.
45. bạn compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. bạn quote the novels…all the time.
43. bạn not only quote the novels, bạn allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before bạn do, they make sure to
call hoặc email bạn because they know what a người hâm mộ bạn are.
41. People buy (or take ngẫu nhiên pictures) ngẫu nhiên and unusual Harry Potter things for bạn because they know bạn are a diehard người hâm mộ and will appreciate it.
40. bạn want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. bạn want a cún yêu, con chó con to name so bạn can name him Padfoot.
38. bạn learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. bạn find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. bạn are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. bạn really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. bạn cannot go to England without going to oxford so bạn can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. bạn want to visit King’s vượt qua, cross too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. bạn can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. bạn say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. bạn have referred to those less than bạn as ‘Muggles.’
28. bạn really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. bạn would tình yêu some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured thạch, sữa ong chúa Beans made bởi thạch, sữa ong chúa Belly just because bạn wanted to feel thêm like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
cỏ and earwax.
25. bạn celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. bạn want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. bạn know which Hogwart’s House bạn would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes bạn are proud of which one bạn subscribe you.
21. bạn call the teachers/professors bạn do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. bạn mentally connect nearly everyone bạn meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. bạn take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes bạn Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not tình yêu her if bạn did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without bạn smiling, laughing, hoặc start day-dreaming.
16. Your yêu thích number is 394.
15. bạn cry whenever bạn hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. bạn read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. bạn were very happy when the oxford English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter hoặc Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your Những người bạn come to bạn with any Harry Potter các câu hỏi because they know bạn will know for sure.
9. bạn really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played bởi Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. bạn saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and bạn considered nghề viết văn a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. bạn wish someone could tình yêu bạn the way Severus loved Lily.
A. bạn also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
bạn want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your tim, trái tim but bạn don’t.
6. A little piece of bạn died with Severus.
A. Actually, bạn cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school bạn mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. bạn waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and bạn are still waiting
3. bạn had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. bạn think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. bạn have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. bạn know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters ngày waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a tim, trái tim appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the tim, trái tim turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended bởi me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
bởi Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as bạn say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink đạn, hộp mực (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
bạn need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the yêu thích drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will giường yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
bởi Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as bạn say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink đạn, hộp mực (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
bạn need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the yêu thích drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will giường yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still tình yêu the tác giả and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the sách i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing tác giả for a pairing.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, hoặc plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup bơ hoặc margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried trái cây (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
nước ép, nước trái cây of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat lò nướng to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine hoặc bơ into the flour.
Add sugar, dried trái cây and trái cam, màu da cam rind.
Stir in egg.
Add sữa and just enough nước ép, nước trái cây to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten hoặc smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 phút hoặc until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, hoặc plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup bơ hoặc margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried trái cây (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
nước ép, nước trái cây of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat lò nướng to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine hoặc bơ into the flour.
Add sugar, dried trái cây and trái cam, màu da cam rind.
Stir in egg.
Add sữa and just enough nước ép, nước trái cây to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten hoặc smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 phút hoặc until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter những người hâm mộ there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of morgan le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of bạn might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude hoặc offensive các bình luận please,thank bạn xxx)
Well this is my 1st ever người hâm mộ fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if bạn know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in tình yêu with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will bạn marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if bạn know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in tình yêu with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will bạn marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
