Sue: Ladies, this is a disappointment!
Santana: Coach Sylvester, we've been doing this for 4 hours today already.
Brittany (confused): Really? (She spoke to herself.) Damn, I can't count time...
Sue: bạn look like baby elephants swinging from vines here. Let's look light and alive, people!
(Coach Roz, coach of the swim team, could be heard from the gym entrance. She shook her head and shouted to Sue.)
Coach Roz: You're the one to talk, Sylvester!
Sue (turning to Coach Roz): bạn again?
Coach Roz: In all my days of coaching a synchronized swimming team, I've never seen worse leadership than this. bạn mind handing me that megaphone of yours? In your condition, you're too weak to even pick up a marble bởi your chimpanzee-sized feet.
(A few Cheerios laughed at Coach Roz's joke. Sue, annoyed, looked up at Coach Roz.)
Sue: And what makes bạn think I'm too weak to run a cheerleading squad?
Coach Roz: Look at you! You're lazier than the fat guy from the chicken and cá commercials. That baby bump's gonna get bigger and bigger, until an con voi head comes squeezing out of your snake hole. Believe me, bạn won't be as strong as I sooner hoặc later.
Sue: bạn really think so?
(Coach Roz nods. Sue turns to her Cheerios and tells them to go over the routine they practiced today. They did a good job even though they were tired. Coach Roz yawned.)
Coach Roz: Okay, I understand if this was a circus stunt. Now get ready for the pumped-up ride of your life.
(Twenty phút later, all of the Cheerios except Becky and Santana were doing Coach Roz's version of the routine. All of the girls were crumping, and Brittany was the center of attention. At the end everyone applauded, Santana being the loudest.)
Cheerio #1: Amazing!
Cheerio #2: Coach Roz, that was awesome!
Brittany: That's better than what I see at the May ngày Parade.
Coach Roz (to Sue): The những người hâm mộ have spoken, Sylvester. bạn might as well hang up your pompons, your weakening vocal cords, and your weak ass. Wanna know why? I'm taking these Cheerios to the national championships.
(The chuông, bell suddenly rang. Coach Roz and the Cheerios left the gym room. Becky stayed behind to talk to Sue.)
Becky: I'm sorry she treated bạn that way, Coach.
Sue: No, you're not.
Becky: What do bạn mean?
Sue: I saw you. bạn and Brittany were both pumping your little watermelons out of your leotards. I can't blame you, though. Yelling at bạn is like killing a baby deer. Brittany, on the other hand, is as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, and it's very irritating.
Becky: bạn need to take care of yourself so bạn can raise your baby. I'll still be there to help lead Cheerios.
Sue (smiling): bạn just made my day, Beckster. I'm glad I made bạn co-captain. Now could bạn please help with the equipment?
Becky: Got it, Coach.
(As Becky went to get the Cheerios equipment, Sue got up and started walking down the hall to the teacher's lounge. Some teachers spotted her and laughed.)
Teacher #1 (pointing to Sue's stomach): Look who came from the thực phẩm court.
Teacher #2 (laughs): And I thought my mother's sister was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen.
(Enraged, Sue goes over and pulls the một giây teacher out of his chair bởi the áo sơ mi collar.)
Sue: Listen here, pal! I'll have bạn know that I have a baby girl here swimming in this little pool sac as known as a womb. I'm still the same on the inside. Now if bạn try and make me mad one thêm time, I'll have everyone in this room hung on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the Eiffel Tower bởi your ears! bạn listening to me is definitely not the worst pain in the world! Don't act like you're trying to disrespect me, 'cause I'm a championship-winning Cheerios coach--best in the U.S. Beat that, bạn filthy, no-good losers!
(Sue walked out of the room, trying to calm down from her little rant. The other teachers looked around.)
Teacher #3: What the hell was that?
Teacher #4: Fat b*tch...
So, what did bạn think? I hope bạn liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Nine!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-One!!!
Jenna Ushkowitz
