(The Cheerios were practicing a routine in the gym room, and their coach, Sue Sylvester was watching uncomfortably. She was rubbing her stomach and her forehead, wondering what was going on with her. She grabbed her megaphone to yell at her hard-working Cheerios.)
Sue: Ladies, this is a disappointment!
Santana: Coach Sylvester, we've been doing this for 4 hours today already.
Brittany (confused): Really? (She spoke to herself.) Damn, I can't count time...
Sue: bạn look like baby elephants swinging from vines here. Let's look light and alive, people!
(Coach Roz, coach of the swim team, could be heard from the gym entrance. She shook her head and shouted to Sue.)
Coach Roz: You're the one to talk, Sylvester!
Sue (turning to Coach Roz): bạn again?
Coach Roz: In all my days of coaching a synchronized swimming team, I've never seen worse leadership than this. bạn mind handing me that megaphone of yours? In your condition, you're too weak to even pick up a marble bởi your chimpanzee-sized feet.
(A few Cheerios laughed at Coach Roz's joke. Sue, annoyed, looked up at Coach Roz.)
Sue: And what makes bạn think I'm too weak to run a cheerleading squad?
Coach Roz: Look at you! You're lazier than the fat guy from the chicken and cá commercials. That baby bump's gonna get bigger and bigger, until an con voi head comes squeezing out of your snake hole. Believe me, bạn won't be as strong as I sooner hoặc later.
Sue: bạn really think so?
(Coach Roz nods. Sue turns to her Cheerios and tells them to go over the routine they practiced today. They did a good job even though they were tired. Coach Roz yawned.)
Coach Roz: Okay, I understand if this was a circus stunt. Now get ready for the pumped-up ride of your life.
(Twenty phút later, all of the Cheerios except Becky and Santana were doing Coach Roz's version of the routine. All of the girls were crumping, and Brittany was the center of attention. At the end everyone applauded, Santana being the loudest.)
Cheerio #1: Amazing!
Cheerio #2: Coach Roz, that was awesome!
Brittany: That's better than what I see at the May ngày Parade.
Coach Roz (to Sue): The những người hâm mộ have spoken, Sylvester. bạn might as well hang up your pompons, your weakening vocal cords, and your weak ass. Wanna know why? I'm taking these Cheerios to the national championships.
(The chuông, bell suddenly rang. Coach Roz and the Cheerios left the gym room. Becky stayed behind to talk to Sue.)
Becky: I'm sorry she treated bạn that way, Coach.
Sue: No, you're not.
Becky: What do bạn mean?
Sue: I saw you. bạn and Brittany were both pumping your little watermelons out of your leotards. I can't blame you, though. Yelling at bạn is like killing a baby deer. Brittany, on the other hand, is as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, and it's very irritating.
Becky: bạn need to take care of yourself so bạn can raise your baby. I'll still be there to help lead Cheerios.
Sue (smiling): bạn just made my day, Beckster. I'm glad I made bạn co-captain. Now could bạn please help with the equipment?
Becky: Got it, Coach.
(As Becky went to get the Cheerios equipment, Sue got up and started walking down the hall to the teacher's lounge. Some teachers spotted her and laughed.)
Teacher #1 (pointing to Sue's stomach): Look who came from the thực phẩm court.
Teacher #2 (laughs): And I thought my mother's sister was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen.
(Enraged, Sue goes over and pulls the một giây teacher out of his chair bởi the áo sơ mi collar.)
Sue: Listen here, pal! I'll have bạn know that I have a baby girl here swimming in this little pool sac as known as a womb. I'm still the same on the inside. Now if bạn try and make me mad one thêm time, I'll have everyone in this room hung on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the Eiffel Tower bởi your ears! bạn listening to me is definitely not the worst pain in the world! Don't act like you're trying to disrespect me, 'cause I'm a championship-winning Cheerios coach--best in the U.S. Beat that, bạn filthy, no-good losers!
(Sue walked out of the room, trying to calm down from her little rant. The other teachers looked around.)
Teacher #3: What the hell was that?
Teacher #4: Fat b*tch...
So, what did bạn think? I hope bạn liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Nine!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-One!!!
Sue: Ladies, this is a disappointment!
Santana: Coach Sylvester, we've been doing this for 4 hours today already.
Brittany (confused): Really? (She spoke to herself.) Damn, I can't count time...
Sue: bạn look like baby elephants swinging from vines here. Let's look light and alive, people!
(Coach Roz, coach of the swim team, could be heard from the gym entrance. She shook her head and shouted to Sue.)
Coach Roz: You're the one to talk, Sylvester!
Sue (turning to Coach Roz): bạn again?
Coach Roz: In all my days of coaching a synchronized swimming team, I've never seen worse leadership than this. bạn mind handing me that megaphone of yours? In your condition, you're too weak to even pick up a marble bởi your chimpanzee-sized feet.
(A few Cheerios laughed at Coach Roz's joke. Sue, annoyed, looked up at Coach Roz.)
Sue: And what makes bạn think I'm too weak to run a cheerleading squad?
Coach Roz: Look at you! You're lazier than the fat guy from the chicken and cá commercials. That baby bump's gonna get bigger and bigger, until an con voi head comes squeezing out of your snake hole. Believe me, bạn won't be as strong as I sooner hoặc later.
Sue: bạn really think so?
(Coach Roz nods. Sue turns to her Cheerios and tells them to go over the routine they practiced today. They did a good job even though they were tired. Coach Roz yawned.)
Coach Roz: Okay, I understand if this was a circus stunt. Now get ready for the pumped-up ride of your life.
(Twenty phút later, all of the Cheerios except Becky and Santana were doing Coach Roz's version of the routine. All of the girls were crumping, and Brittany was the center of attention. At the end everyone applauded, Santana being the loudest.)
Cheerio #1: Amazing!
Cheerio #2: Coach Roz, that was awesome!
Brittany: That's better than what I see at the May ngày Parade.
Coach Roz (to Sue): The những người hâm mộ have spoken, Sylvester. bạn might as well hang up your pompons, your weakening vocal cords, and your weak ass. Wanna know why? I'm taking these Cheerios to the national championships.
(The chuông, bell suddenly rang. Coach Roz and the Cheerios left the gym room. Becky stayed behind to talk to Sue.)
Becky: I'm sorry she treated bạn that way, Coach.
Sue: No, you're not.
Becky: What do bạn mean?
Sue: I saw you. bạn and Brittany were both pumping your little watermelons out of your leotards. I can't blame you, though. Yelling at bạn is like killing a baby deer. Brittany, on the other hand, is as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, and it's very irritating.
Becky: bạn need to take care of yourself so bạn can raise your baby. I'll still be there to help lead Cheerios.
Sue (smiling): bạn just made my day, Beckster. I'm glad I made bạn co-captain. Now could bạn please help with the equipment?
Becky: Got it, Coach.
(As Becky went to get the Cheerios equipment, Sue got up and started walking down the hall to the teacher's lounge. Some teachers spotted her and laughed.)
Teacher #1 (pointing to Sue's stomach): Look who came from the thực phẩm court.
Teacher #2 (laughs): And I thought my mother's sister was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen.
(Enraged, Sue goes over and pulls the một giây teacher out of his chair bởi the áo sơ mi collar.)
Sue: Listen here, pal! I'll have bạn know that I have a baby girl here swimming in this little pool sac as known as a womb. I'm still the same on the inside. Now if bạn try and make me mad one thêm time, I'll have everyone in this room hung on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the Eiffel Tower bởi your ears! bạn listening to me is definitely not the worst pain in the world! Don't act like you're trying to disrespect me, 'cause I'm a championship-winning Cheerios coach--best in the U.S. Beat that, bạn filthy, no-good losers!
(Sue walked out of the room, trying to calm down from her little rant. The other teachers looked around.)
Teacher #3: What the hell was that?
Teacher #4: Fat b*tch...
So, what did bạn think? I hope bạn liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Nine!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-One!!!
*SPOILER*
This is the danh sách of who will be hát what Grease songs in the upcoming Glee episodes... (AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THESE ARR NOT OFFICIAL YET!) (songs are subject to change)
You're the One the One That I Want: marley...
Beauty School Drop Out: Blaine
Hopelessly Devoted to You: Blaine
Look at me I'm Sandra Dean (reprise): marley...
Born to Hand Jive: marley, Ryder, Jake, Mercedes, Mike, Brittany, Kitty, Sam, Joe, Sugar, Unique
Greased Lightening: Sam and Ryder
Not very pleased with this... And it's not only because Marley is obviously getting the role of Sandy but its the fact that its not going to be a surprise plus adding to that Ruder is going to be Marleys tình yêu interest... How shocking...
This is the danh sách of who will be hát what Grease songs in the upcoming Glee episodes... (AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THESE ARR NOT OFFICIAL YET!) (songs are subject to change)
You're the One the One That I Want: marley...
Beauty School Drop Out: Blaine
Hopelessly Devoted to You: Blaine
Look at me I'm Sandra Dean (reprise): marley...
Born to Hand Jive: marley, Ryder, Jake, Mercedes, Mike, Brittany, Kitty, Sam, Joe, Sugar, Unique
Greased Lightening: Sam and Ryder
Not very pleased with this... And it's not only because Marley is obviously getting the role of Sandy but its the fact that its not going to be a surprise plus adding to that Ruder is going to be Marleys tình yêu interest... How shocking...
To tell bạn the truth, this bài viết is not about Chicken Noodle Soup. Well, I know your dissapointed, but it was really just to catch the reader's eye (which obviously it did for you). Anyways, lets di chuyển onto the first part of my title, DRAMAA!!!
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this hiển thị really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family tình yêu going on here! Now, not saying im not a Glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their người hâm mộ site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your các bình luận down below, i can't wait to here what bạn think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn loài đà mã ở nam mỹ, llama :)
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this hiển thị really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family tình yêu going on here! Now, not saying im not a Glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their người hâm mộ site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your các bình luận down below, i can't wait to here what bạn think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn loài đà mã ở nam mỹ, llama :)
This is my ultimate danh sách of dream Beatles covers for the Glee cast! Keyword: dream.
Across the Universe - Jesse
All bạn Need Is tình yêu - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me tình yêu - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good ngày Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want bạn (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn diễn xuất as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
dâu, dâu tây Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will
Across the Universe - Jesse
All bạn Need Is tình yêu - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me tình yêu - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good ngày Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want bạn (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn diễn xuất as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
dâu, dâu tây Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will