An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did bạn know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" đã đưa ý kiến the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ bạn must know that your privates are exposed!" đã đưa ý kiến the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything bạn see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did bạn know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" đã đưa ý kiến the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ bạn must know that your privates are exposed!" đã đưa ý kiến the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything bạn see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Ok this is my danh sách of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned bởi 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did bạn run your last race?" and the một giây one said,"How did bạn win the race?" the runner đã đưa ý kiến 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes bạn say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked bạn out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if bạn were locked in a thực phẩm Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
