An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did bạn know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" đã đưa ý kiến the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ bạn must know that your privates are exposed!" đã đưa ý kiến the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything bạn see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"