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SCENE 1:

Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull bạn out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of bạn in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.

Jimmy: As do I

Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!

Jimmy: I'm just being hones-

Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!

Jimmy: Bu-

Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I đã đưa ý kiến GET OUT!

(later that same evening)

Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.

Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?

Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let bạn back in the house

SCENE 2:

Michael: Why are bạn so angry!?

Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my hiển thị would be boring!

Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).

SCENE 3:

Michael: bạn know it's probably one of those things bạn SHOULDN'T ask about..

SCENE 4:

Michael: I only threw up twice, so it was a good day..

SCENE 5:

Jimmy: (trying to make a hiển thị about himself, and speaking infront of camera) Yo, this is J dog, an-

Michael: Jimmy! Stop talking like that, your fat white nerd, start diễn xuất like it.

Jimmy: Michael, get out! I'I'm trying to make a show!

Michael: Please don't. It's bad enough Trevor has one..

SCENE 6:

Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.

Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.

Michael: Not sure why I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.

Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies bạn value yourself only as others value you. Witch is usually the result of having a miserable childhood.

Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.

Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it?

(20 phút later)

Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues, and lots of rolled up tissues around him) and above all else., when I was 11, my mommy told me that my pet rùa, con rùa ran away.. (sniffs) but he didn't run away.. TURTLES CAN'T RUN!

Michael: (continues crying loudly)

SCENE 7:

Steve: We need bạn to steal a nerve gas for terriests.

Michael: (sarcastically) Oh sure! And while we're at it, let's all go watch my little ngựa con, ngựa, pony and eat raw cookie doe.. Because todays the ngày to stop making SENCE!

Trevor: (angrily) is that sarcasm!?

Michael: (angrily) Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! bạn fuck!.. A few weeks ago. I was happily retired, soaking bởi my swimming pool.. And my psychotic best friend shows up outta nowhere, to torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made. Almost a decade ago!

SCENE 8:

Michael: (appears in front of Trevors trailer, giving rock motion) T!

Trevor: (annoyedly) Get outta here Michael! Your ruining my show!

Michael: Huh. A hiển thị about you. I'm serprised it wasn't "already" ruined..

Words appear saying "(THAT'S MICHAEL)".

SCENE 9:

Michael approached Dave Norten.

Michael: Davy!? Sup!?

Dave: About as much as can be expected., but the news is 'not' good.

Michael: Ahh.. Why are bạn always tripping on life, yo!?

Dave: (annoyed) Why are bạn talking like that?

Michael: Don't trip on my voice bro!

Dave: (angrily) Shut up!

Michael: Whatever.

Dave: Anyway.. I know bạn did that fuckin jewelry job.

Michael: Dave. Really. Your imagining things.

SCENE 10:

Micheal: (robbing a jewelry store to pay back a Mexican mob boss) I haven't been this excited sense I passed the một giây grade..

(Flashback)

Michael: (only 10, and sitting with his mom)

Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo một giây grade..

(Flashback 2)

Michael: (almost 16, sitting with his mom)

Teacher: Mrs Townley your son will have to redo một giây grade..

(Flashback 3)

Teacher: Congrades Mr Townley bạn passed một giây grade..

Michael: (now an adult) that's fantastic., but I have to go. There's a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.

SCENE 11:

Michael: (shots his way though the guards, killing about 20 before dramatically diving though the window but the lid of the bãi rác, dumpster closes and Michael lands painfully against it, nearly breaking his back, and slides off in pain).

Michael: (gets up and suddenly gets hit bởi a car and falls onto the ground).

Driver: Are bạn okay!? (opens his door but it smashes Michael in the face).

SCENE 12:

Lester: If your that desperate, we can rob that old jewelry store.

Michael: Are bạn fuckin kidding me, I'm trying to LOSE heat.

Lester: I was just sayin-

Michael: Shut up wheels!

Lester: Don't call me whe-

Michael: I am not robbing no Jewelry store.. No way in hell!

LATER AGAIN:

Michael: (dramatically bursts into the đã đưa ý kiến jewelry store, with bite mũ bảo hiểm to hide his face, and loaded M16 assault rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!

Packie MacCreary: Yeah! On the fuckin floor!

Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first!.. But first fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!..

Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!

Michael: (takes of the helmet) Okay, bạn know what., Fuck the money! Everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!

SCENE 13:

Michael: (sarcastically) Someone should may as well call the army at this point.

Army: NOBODY MOVE!

Michael: ... I should of guessed.

SCENE 14:

Packie: He's Canadian!?

Michael: Yep. A lonely old Canadian brony who has no life outside this site.

Packie: God! no wonder we're all so screwed up in this verison!

Michael: Yeah.. Soon as I found out. I was ready to put a fuckin bullet in my mouth.

Packie: I don't blame you..

Michael: Yeah, but what can we do.. He's still the one nghề viết văn this.
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TREVOR PHILLIPS:

"Oh, I LIKE IT denial! That's the first part of the grieving process. Now let's all hold hands"

"Next time don't get in my fuckin face!"

"I'm your fuckin nightmare!"

"This, is, the fuck, my friend"

"I'll rip your fuckin throat open, and stuff a turd down the hole!"

"What's your poblem eh? Why aren't bạn scared of me!?"

"Step wait up! Step wait up!"

"Annnd, back to normal. Whatever that is"

"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. hoặc both"

"Grrr. I'll hiển thị bạn a fuckin mind fuck!"

"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, bạn protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my yêu thích cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. bạn know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: bạn do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh....
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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the only one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked bởi me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no thêm than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool.
But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer các câu hỏi such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can bạn get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are em bé ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in tình yêu with your dog?
"... bạn need help"...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill bạn later in a ngẫu nhiên encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If bạn do the excutution di chuyển on him, Niko will feel regret, and tell the dead Clearence "I'm sorry"


2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel thêm guilty.
But.
If bạn DO kill him, it's one of the sadder exceptions.
Forge truly thought of bạn as a friend, and is heartbroken bởi this. But still accepts his fate with dignity.
And Niko shoots Dwayne in the back of the head while turned away, killing him with visible regret.
#1: SAW 1:
Saw 3 is the gross one.
Saw 1 is my yêu thích it's very UN-gory.
And it's thêm about the plot. Witch, if bạn ask me, is very unique one..


#2: ACT OF VALOR:
This movie isn't được trao enough credit.
Sure the plot sucks.
But we don't watch the die hard series, for anymore thêm than the epic battles. And this is no different.
So who cares how weak the ploys is.
Nobody watches for it anyway..
I mean.
I have nothing but respect, for soldiers.
But if I wanted to take the battles thêm seriously. I'd watch a history channel documentary, hoặc something..


#3: FREDDY VS JASON:
Same deal.
The plot sucks, and so do every actor but chim giẻ cùi, jay and Krueger.
But.
We don't care about anyone else anyway.
So.
Why should people consider it an issue..


#4: METALLICA: THOUGH THE NEVER:
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#5: INDIANA JONES/KINDOM OF THE SKULL:
Say what bạn want.
I LIKED this one.
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Janam janam janam saath chalna yunhi
Kasam tumhe kasam aake milna yahin
Ek jaan hai bhale do badan ho judaa
Meri hoke hamesha hi rehna
Kabhi na kehna alvida

Stay with me like this in every birth
Swear, bạn swear come and meet me like this
We're one although we are two separated bodies
Be mine always
Never say good bye

Meri subah ho tumhi
Aur tumhi shaam ho
Tum dard ho tum hi aaraam ho
Meri duaaon se aati hai bas ye sadaa
Meri hoke hamesha hi rehna
Kabhi na kehna alvida

Only bạn are my morning
And only bạn are evening
You are pain and only bạn are rest
I always worship that
You be mine always
Never say good bye

Aha...
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Movie: Khamoshiyan
Music: Jeet Gannguli
Lyrics: Rashmi Singh
Singer: Arijit Singh

Khamoshiyaan aawaaz hain
Tum sun-ne to aao kabhi
Chhookar tumhe khil jaayengi
Ghar inko bulaao kabhi
Beqaraar hain baat karne ko
Kehne do inko zaraa..

Silences are sounds,
Sometime, come to listen..
They'll blossom bởi just touching you,
Sometime call them home.
They're restless to talk to you,
Let them speak..

Khamoshiyan.. teri meri khamoshiyaan
Khamoshiyan.. lipti hui khamoshiyaan

Silences, yours and mine,
Silences, wrapped around us, silences..

Kya us gali mein kabhi tera jaana hua
Jahaan se zamaane ko guzre zamaana hua
Mera samay...
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Well. Here I go..

My real name is Connor. witch is a Irish name, appearently meaning strong willing and wise. I am a Irish Canadian city boy from Ottawa Ontario. I have autism witch includes ADHD, ADD, and SOD. My family and I have been almost all the way around the world, I have a few pictures from Africa on the old club for myself. My main pride in life is writing. It's why I joined Fanfiction.net in 2011. And well. Fanpop. I never would of discovered that without Fanfiction. Same with MLP but that's anouther story. And no, I'm not OBSESSED with it, just 'like' it. My yêu thích foods?. Oh...
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