I saw this on another spot, and thought it would be fun to do here. :D

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Snow White
02 or 32 min → The Prince
03 or 33 min → The Queen
04 or 34 min → Cinderella
05 or 35 min → Prince Charming
06 or 36 min → Lady Tremaine
07 or 37 min → Aurora
08 or 38 min → Prince Philip
09 or 39 min → Maleficent
10 or 40 min → Ariel
11 or 41 min → Eric
12 or 42 min → Urusla
13 or 43 min → Belle
14 or 44 min → The Beast
15 or 45 min → Gaston
16 or 46 min → Jasmine
17 or 47 min → Aladdin
18 or 48 min → Jafar
19 or 49 min → Pocahontas
20 or 50 min → John Smith
21 or 51 min → Mulan
22 or 52 min → Shang
23 or 53 min → Cinderella at the ball
24 or 54 min → Belle in a library
25 or 55 min → The Beast as a human
26 or 56 min → Maleficent as a dragon
27 or 57 min → Mulan on the battlefield
28 or 58 min → Ariel in the sunken ship
29 or 59 min → Aurora in the woods
30 or 00 min → Snow White by the wishing well

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot