Narrator: *Whispers* And so, we here have our heroes(And nonheroes), going through these dangerous... *Normal tone* Oh forget this I'm tired of doing this crap!
Kid 1: Okay everyone, line up in a single... uh, line, and don't stay behind hoặc shove other people.
Kid 2: Yea, bạn could make someone fall into 'The holes of...' of...
Kid 1: '...Hell'
Kid 2: Oh yea, 'The holes of hell'. Now where was I? Oh yea, otherwise U would-
*Rodney raises his hand*
Kid 1 + 2: *Whisper yells* WHAT?
Rodney: Where's the closest bathroom in the dump?
Kids: Its not a dump, and why didn't bạn go before coming here?
Hella: And we haven't eaten hoặc drank yet so how come bạn have to pee?
Rodney: I dunno, I don't have that good of a bladder though!
Fairy G: Try peeing at the end of the cliff.
Kids: 'Holes Of Hell'!
Fairy G: Ah, whatever. I just don't wanna hear this boy grunting and complaining about going to the bathroom and such.
*Rodney takes off his thắt lưng, vành đai and then his pants drop down*
*Hella snaps a picture of Rodney's rubber duckie underwear on her phone*
Hella: Wow, nice quần áo trong, đồ lót Rodney :P
Rodney: Hey! These R very comfartable and soft. *Raises his butt toward Hella's face* Wanna feel it?
*Hella growls* Hella: GET YOUR con vịt, vịt SHORTS OUT OF MY FACE! *Kicks him off of the cliff, Rodney screams as he holds on to the edge. He then pees through his pants.*
Rodney: Aw man, and those were my last pair of undies. *Sighs* Things cannot get any worse. *Underwear falls off while he the pee still flows and goes down to the 'Holes of hell(I'm starting to get tired of saying that)'* Um...
Fairy G: OMG! Hang on Rodney!
Rodney: What does it look like I'm doing?
Hella: Well, we all should be just fine as long as nobody says-
Fairy G: Things can't possibly get any worse than now.
Hella: Ugh, why did bạn have to say that? And bạn call yourself smart!
*A monster roars, everyone startles*
Rodney: Wha- what was that?
Kids: I dunno, but it doesn't look to good!
Rodney: QUICK! PULL ME BACK UP PLEASE!
*Monster roars again, only this time, some light shows up in the 'Holes of hell'. Then, the rooms start getting hot*
Fairy G: Is it getting hot in here hoặc is it just me?
Hella: If bạn even think about taking off your clothes, I am gonna-
Rodney: Uh guys, I think I know who's making the room hotter!
Everyone but Rodney: bạn do? Who?
Rodney: *Gulps* Look down below...
*The gang looks downward and suddenly, they see-*
To be continued in part 23...
Tale as Old as Time
Hello Lily!!
Greetings Dracula!
They Should Make a Vampire Princess
I personally think Disney should take the challenge to make a vampire princess, I mean we already have The Vampire Diaries, True Blood, The Twilight Saga and Anne Rice's vampire stories!
They could make the antagonist inspired from Elizabeth Bathory, in which she is a vain vampire throughout the movie!
The Shouldn't Make a Vampire Princess
It will probably intimidate young children, unless the directors watch Hotel Transylvania for inspiration to make it thêm family friendly.
Secondly, I hope that the movie is not going to be like the Twilight Saga.
Vampire hoặc Not?
I have always wanted to see a vampire princess for a change, do bạn agree?
Hello Bella Swan.
Hi!! I am an old member of this club, I'm not sure if anyone here is been around long enough to remember me, but Disney is kind of my religion. It adds sweetness in my life, and my yêu thích characters are the Disney Princesses. So I am updating my yêu thích DP danh sách (I think it's been 5 hoặc 6 years since I last wrote one), so here we go! (Sorry if there's some bad english, I'm brazilian..)
14) Jasmine
Jasmine may be the one DP I dislike. She screams feminism and independece during the whole movie, but she does very little to establish herself as a strong, level-headed hoặc feminist character....
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14) Jasmine
Jasmine may be the one DP I dislike. She screams feminism and independece during the whole movie, but she does very little to establish herself as a strong, level-headed hoặc feminist character....
Before we start out, a big thank bạn to the 34 users that đã đệ trình their lists! All of your opinions were integral in making this an accurate representation of the club’s collective thoughts.
11. Merida (Points: 273)
Sadly, though not surprisingly, Pixar's princess is still considered the least attractive of the DPs. Though a growing group of people have begun to appreciate her looks, most users đã đưa ý kiến that they didn't like her round face shape and lack of distingushable eyelashes. In fact, the only thing many people liked about her appearance was her long, curly red hair- though even...
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11. Merida (Points: 273)
Sadly, though not surprisingly, Pixar's princess is still considered the least attractive of the DPs. Though a growing group of people have begun to appreciate her looks, most users đã đưa ý kiến that they didn't like her round face shape and lack of distingushable eyelashes. In fact, the only thing many people liked about her appearance was her long, curly red hair- though even...
