Eeni meeni mini mo, catch a Princess by her toe...
All the princesses, sadly, have American accents. Even though most of them aren't American. Goddamnit. Would it kill for Belle to have a sweet French accent and Aurora to have a German one? Jus' sayin'.
Anyway, yes, speaking voices. This took some thought. On with the countdown!
Go find your own fucking swearing warning.
9) Belle
Gaston: "Blah blah blah blah I'm sexy blah blah blah I'm hot..." -- Belle: "Well, at least he's not as big headed as Simon Cowell."
Of course I'm not being biased. >:I
She actually doesn't sound that bad in the sequel, but we're not talking about that. I really really really don't like Paige O'Hara's voice. Also, they hired her because she sounds "more European"? I'm sorry, but what the fuck? She doesn't sound AT ALL European. She has an American accent. In fact, she sounds sort of like Judy Garland in places, but not in a good way.
I definitely think she'd sound nice if her voice was a little higher.
My favourite Belle quote:
Gaston: How can bạn read this? There's no pictures!
Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.
8) Snow White
Finally - a man that has to bend down to Kiss me!
Well, at least she's not last.
Snow White's voice is sort of sweet, in an irritating way. Handy if bạn want a dog, not handy if bạn want your eardrums. I joke, I joke. I actually do quite like her voice when she speaks.
My favourite Snow White quote:
Oh! What a cute little chair. Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.
7) Jasmine
Why is it always the weird ones that fly onto my balcony and try to woo me?
I do rather like Jasmine's voice, but I don't know... It's too high. I definitely think she'd sound better with a slightly lower voice.
This article's going to be just as abrupt as the other one, isn't it? D:
My favourite hoa nhài quote:
Go jump off a balcony.
6) Ariel
Look Flounder, even that cá mập thinks you're a guppy!
I don't know what it is about her voice, but something about it really irks me.
I suppose it doesn't really matter though, seeing as she's mute hoặc hát for most of the movie.
My favourite Ariel quote:
Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh... he's very handsome, isn't he?
Scuttle: I don't know, he looks kind of hairy and slobbery to me.
Ariel: No, not that one. The one playing the snarfblatt.
5) Cinderella
Lets hope this Prince isn't an ugly dick then, hmmm?
I like Cinders' voice. It's sweet and simple and old-fashioned. Sort of like Lọ lem herself. The only reason she's this low is that I like the other voices more!
My favourite Lọ lem quote:
Oh, well. What's a royal ball? After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely... Completely wonderful.
4) Aurora
I'm pretty sure the Prince in my dreams was called Alfonso and serenaded me in 5 different languages whilst he kissed my neck... Oh well, this guy'll do.
I really tình yêu Aurora's voice. It's just so cổ hủ, cũ thời and I tình yêu the power to it.
Most importantly, I think it Luật sư đấu trí her to an absolute T.
My favourite Aurora quote:
Oh, we walk together, and talk together, and just before we say goodbye, he takes me in his arms, and then... I wake up. Yes, it's only in my dreams. But they say if bạn dream a thing thêm than once, it's sure to come true, and I've seen him so many times.
3) Pocahontas
You're a weird pale metal man that tried to blow my brains out... Of course I'll go with you!
Most of bạn will probably disagree with Poca being so high, but I really don't give a shit.
I tình yêu her voice for, well, no reason. I just like the way it sounds and I think it's perfect for her.
My favourite Pocahontas quote:
This is where the path of hatred has brought us. This is the path I choose, Father. What will yours be?
2) Mulan
Scarier than the Undertaker? Puhlease, I doubt an old matchmaker can perform feats such as the Tombstone Piledriver.
I really tình yêu Mulan's voice. It's awkward, humourous and sweet. I tình yêu how it adapts to the situations just like Mulan does and it Luật sư đấu trí her beautifully.
My favourite Mulan quote:
Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
1) Tiana
When I'm human, I've got to dig a little deeper so I'm almost there with my Những người bạn on the other side down in New Orleans. /skills
Honestly, who else could it be?
Her accent is magical and I just tình yêu it! Her voices fits her like a găng tay and I adore all the emotion that comes pouring out of it. Her voice is the best bởi miles and rightly so.
My favourite Tiana quote:
My dream? My dream wouldn't be complete... without bạn in it. I tình yêu you, Naveen.
Yet another abrupt article. I just put the trích dẫn in to make it longer.
Choosing a Tiana one was hell. I tình yêu almost all of her quotes. I was lol'ing my face off at all her arguments with Naveen when I was đọc through them. :L
Hmm... Something to post for no reason...
Here's something:
