I figure, most everyone would agree that Disney sequels are bad. They're bad bởi their very nature and with the exception of Rescuers Down Under, they will never live up to their predecessors. So when it comes to these princess films, from an objective standpoint they can be judged and rated bởi their quality. This includes animation, character continuity, new characters and villains, voice-over work, plot, relevance to the original, music, etc. Now while I may not agree with the following danh sách which you’ll probably gather from my reviews, here is the countdown to the Best/Worst Disney Princess Sequels.


#11) Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World ____________________________________
This sequel is just as much of a watered down bastardization of historical events as the first film. Pocahontas travels to England with new tình yêu interest John Rolfe to negotiate for peace between the nations and just like every other goshdarn Disney Princess sequel ever made, she has a hard time fitting in. The villain is once again General Ratcliff who actually is probably a thêm potent villain here than in the first movie. With some weaseling shenanigans he gets Pocahontas nearly beheaded bởi King James. This leads to a reunion between Pocahontas and John Smith. I was shocked with how poorly written their scenes were, lacking any honesty to their prior romance making John Smith nothing but a third wheel in this story. To spoil the ending, Pocahontas ends up with John Rolfe. I know it’s historically accurate but I can’t help but feel one of Disney’s most passionate romances was so easily tossed aside, forgotten and treated as trivially as yesterday’s bubblegum. C’mon Disney, if you’re going to rewrite our American history anyway, why not give us the fictional ending bạn KNOW everybody wants?! History is rarely happy and Disney phim chiếu rạp are supposed to be. So please Disney, don't start pretending that bạn care about historical accuracy all of a sudden. It took me three tries to get all the way through this movie and still I skipped a bit out of the impatience brought on bởi sheer boredom.


#10) Lọ lem II: Dreams Come True _________________________________________
This film really pissed me off and should do so to anyone who has even a shred of respect for the 1950 film. Consisting of three separate stories, we're tortured with the concept of Lọ lem (of all Disney characters) finding it hard to fit in as a princess where her biggest challenge is planning a party! Another useless segment is of Jaques becoming human. The final story is the only one with any amount of substance whatsoever but I wouldn't blame anyone who couldn’t chịu, gấu to make it this far. Stepsister Công chúa Anastasia meets a guy, likes him but Uh-Oh...mother disapproves. With some 'follow-your-heart' bullshit pep talk from Cindy, all ends well. Though I must give các điểm thưởng where các điểm thưởng are due and say that the concept of hiển thị how the stepsisters' "evilness" was a product of their upbringing and not necessarily in their nature is a good one. What’s thêm is that this is one of the very few Disney films I can think of where the less attractive people find love. All in all it’s still a crumby film with cheap animation, awkward pop-music, bad story-telling, shameless văn hóa pop references and no real conflict hoặc villain to speak of. If I were Walt Disney, I would be rolling in my grave desperately trying to dig my way out so I could personally strangle the bastards responsible for this grandiose piece of sacrilege.


#9) Disney Princess Chuyện thần tiên ở New York Tales: Follow Your Dreams ________________________ Chuyện thần tiên ở New York Tales deals with not just one princess but two; the writers clearly couldn’t come up with anything interesting enough for a full-length film. The first deals with Aurora in her first appearance since 1959. What is her conflict? To run the country for two days. Needless to say, Aurora fucks things up. được trao Merryweather’s wand which is excessively particular to details, Aurora ends up with dozens of cows in the royal hall. In a last ditch effort she gives them all away to the people and hawks it all to perseverance. This film depicts Aurora as a giggling, girly, airheaded, incompetent boob who no longer has that powerful operatic voice and now has an off-putting bias towards the color pink. một giây half of the film in a nutshell: hoa nhài can’t control a class of brats, she tames a horse and now she can. That is just how boring and indescribably pointless the story is. It’s dumb. DUMB! The phim hoạt hình was unforgivably horrendous as well as the music. The whole underlining word this film tries shoving down our throats is “perseverance”. Well I can tell you, well should all take a lesson from this and indeed persevere. That is persevere to avoid this film hoặc convince ourselves it never existed.


#8) Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World _________________________________
Have bạn ever had a một giây degree burn? chanh nước ép, nước trái cây in your eye? A good nhanh, swift kick to the balls? Well I have. That pain throbs throughout your entire body only to last several minutes, even hours after the fact. This movie is quite similar in that regard. It’s that bad. Another collection of four pointless stories, this film takes Beauty and the Beast, one of the greatest animated films of all time, and makes it one of the most unbearable. Belle is now an khó tin feel-good pushover, the Beast would be clinically diagnosed as psychotically sociopathic (not even joking), and all the secondary characters are just annoying. The stories add nothing! In fact it only creates thêm plot holes bởi adding new characters hoặc nuances that are never addressed in the original film. First, Belle and the Beast have a fight and attempts to patch it up get fucked up, Lumiere and Fifi celebrate their anniversary and fuck it up, people try to cheer Mrs. Potts up with a party only to fuck it up and... well bạn get the picture. But of course, all is resolved with a cheesy moral wrought speech from Belle. For a number of people this film actually makes them sincerely angry and with good reason. Be it emotional hoặc physical, Belle’s Magical World is so painful to watch, there should be a warning label to not have any sharp objects nearby when watching this movie.


#7) The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea ___________________________________ The problem with this sequel is that it’s only good in theory. The idea of making Ariel’s daughter a carbon copy of her only in an inverse plot sounds clever (as well as the morbidly-obese Ursula having an anorexic sister). Unfortunately it only makes for a boring and painfully predicable plot...and it villainizes people with eating disorders. In an attempt to protect her daughter from Morgana, Ariel raises Melody without ever telling her about her past, merpeople hoặc Atlantica which is just the dumbest concept EVER! What does it accomplish not to tell your child why you’re neurotically protective?! bạn only make them resent bạn and they act stupidly because they don’t know the risks. Seriously, a well-informed child is less likely to make stupid decisions. So in a sick way this movie is a perfect example of why parents should inform their children about sex. Ironically, this film puts Melody in a number of purposeless scenes that sexualize and romanticize boys at an age when the girls don’t even have boobs yet. It’s no wonder the number of American teen pregnancies has skyrocketed. I blame phim chiếu rạp like this!! Anyhoo, Melody gets all rebellious, makes a deal with Morgana to become a mermaid and shit hits the fan. bạn know the framework. Athough cute, there’s nothing really clever hoặc profound about this film.


#6) Beauty and the Beast: The Chuyện thần tiên ở New York Christmas _____________________________ Yet another story set somewhere in the midst of Beauty and the Beast, this film deals with Belle’s stay at the lâu đài during giáng sinh time. She and everyone else want to celebrate it but, unsurprisingly, the Beast puts up resistance. Apparently the ‘one winter’s night’ on which the beast was cursed was in fact Christmas. I don’t need to tell bạn that all ends well after some pointless crap happens. This film sucks. It adds a new villain and characters never to be seen in the original and it entirely changes Belle and the Beast’s characters. Belle goes from being a strong well-rounded heroine to a slap-happy girl just randomly wondering the lâu đài with a mission to become best Những người bạn with the beast. The beast goes from being a tortured soul to just a whiney chó cái, bitch throwing ngẫu nhiên temper tantrums. One finds it hard to believe the Beast is even capable of change. Not only does this story promote the text-book unhealthy relationship but it also glorifies Belle as the Savior of Christmas. We see thiên thần and bright stars but never once is there a mention of God hoặc Jesus. It’s described as a time of trees, tinsel, stockings, presents but neither is there a mention of Santa Claus making this film as non-denominational as it gets. I’m not even sure if there was a solid point to this film. If bạn want a good laugh I would highly recommend watching a video review of this movie bởi the Nostalgia Chick at this link: link


#5) The Return of Jafar ___________________________________________________ I can’t say this film came as any great surprise to me. The first movie’s ending was set open for such a sequel. But the tiêu đề is a bit misleading as the story centers around Iago thêm than anyone and while he may be funny in small does, he gets annoying real quickly. Another character introduced, Abis Mal, easily one of the most obnoxious characters ever created only serves as a means to get Jafar into the story. So Jafar (now a genie) wants to sack revenge upon Aladdin và cây đèn thần and Iago must decide where his allegiances lie. For the most part, the phim hoạt hình is abysmal and the story is flat with a bad script that seems to repeat certain lines several times and possesses a number of blatant inconsistencies. Like, why aren’t Aladdin và cây đèn thần and hoa nhài married yet? Why does Aladdin và cây đèn thần still wear his peasant clothing at ngẫu nhiên points in the film? When did the Genie become so frickan lame? Another vital element that’s missing is Robin Williams. Genie who is voiced bởi Dan Castellaneta [Homer Simpson] lacks the humor and adlibbing skills that made Aladdin và cây đèn thần so successful making his character seem exactly what it is: someone trying to imitate a great standup comedian but awkwardly failing to get any laughs. bạn feel bad watching him. Executed without any finesse, this film has very few redeeming qualities. When watching the Aladdin và cây đèn thần trilogy, you’d be better off just skipping this one.


#4) Aladdin và cây đèn thần and the King of Thieves __________________________________________ The phim hoạt hình in this film is definately sub-par (most Disney sequels are) but that’s the only bad thing I can say about it. The songs are good, the dialogue is great, there is character development and the plot not only ties into the original but its capable of standing on its own. Even though they should technically have been married bởi now the story starts off with Aladdin và cây đèn thần and Jasmine’s wedding which is crashed bởi the infamous 40 Thieves. As it turns out Aladdin’s father IS the king of thieves. They are reunited only to embark on an adventure to find the “ultimate treasure” aka the Hand of King Midas. This film is incredibly funny thanks to the return of Robin Williams and his adlibbing skills. Atop of the usual văn hóa pop references, this film easily has as many, if not thêm Disney references than Enchanted. And if bạn recall, the first Aladdin film is actually told bởi a traveling merchant who now owns the lamp. Well this film addresses him in the end and while it may be a bit ngẫu nhiên it actually ends the Aladdin và cây đèn thần series coming full circle, starting and ending with the narrator. Aside from a slightly sappy moral that “family is the ultimate treasure” this film played out very much like an Indiana Jones film and I would dare say I even enjoyed this movie thêm than The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which may not be saying a whole lot. Nonetheless it’s definitely worth giving a watch.


#3) The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning ___________________________________ This movie was interesting in that we got to see thêm of Ariel’s relationship with her sisters and how Ariel’s dead mother ties into the family’s tình yêu of music. However, it only leaves us still begging how/why Ariel became so enamored with the world that killed her mother and why she so easily left her beloved sisters making her seem even thêm naïve and selfish in the 1989 film. If anything, it does an excellent job of adding depth to King Triton as we now understand why he’s a widower, why he loathes humans and why he’s so protective of his daughters. Essentially, Ariel’s mother was killed in a pirate raid and from then on King Triton banned âm nhạc from Atlantica as it reminds him of his grief. Ten years later, Ariel and her sisters rediscover âm nhạc and Ariel tries to get her father to lift the ban. The story is definately stretched a bit thin but the emotions are very honest and poignant. The villain, who is thêm hoặc less a parody of a fallen Broadway ngôi sao going through a midlife crisis sparked bởi her unfulfilling fallback job, is still underdeveloped and deficient in an objective befitting a good villain. In fact all the secondary characters are what bring the story down with their pop âm nhạc and beatboxing and useless subplots. Among other small details that irked me: we have a gay manatee who serves no purpose, the Harry Belafonte song Jump in the line (Shake Senora), and a merboy with a faux hawk. All that aside, the phim hoạt hình is frankly amazing for a sequel, the dialogue is cute, the voices sound the same the relationships are realistic. For the most part, the positive qualities outweigh the shortcomings.


#2) Mulan II __________________________________________________________ In this film of mixed-messaged feminism, Mulan and Shang (now engaged) are được trao a mission to escort three Chinese princesses to their arranged marriages. With them are the three bachelors Ling, Yao, and Chien-Po from the first film. If bạn haven't guessed where the plot is going boy now bạn clearly give this film too much credit. The oh-so-unsubtle moral this story tries to teach us is “follow your heart”. So essentially do what bạn want even if it does violate years of tradition, laws, hoặc the expressed wish of your political leader. This film also has a new kind of villain, Mushu. His entirely selfish motivations lead him to intentionally sabotage Mulan and Shang’s relationship. Even though that’s the closest thing to a real life villain most of us will ever encounter, it’s still a sorry excuse for an antagonist. Anyhow, after a scene in which Mulan assumes Shang is dead, she offers herself to the arranged marriage instead of the princesses. The fact that Mulan is considered a Disney Princess after she openly disapproves of the marital duty of a real princess only to willingly đệ trình to it herself is ridiculous in a good way. Disney has spent so many years glorifying the role of a princess, sending the message that ANYONE can be a princess only to make this movie that illustrates being a princess sucks. With good animation, semi-decent songs, and a sad moment to rival most Disney films, Mulan II sadly suffers from a blatant social agenda and overt goofiness. Had it not been trying to cá for so many cheap laughs hoặc thrown so many twisted modern feminist themes at us it could have been a much better film. Oh yeah...and the three princesses elope with the three dudes and everyone apparently is perfectly fine with this. ...Stupid.


#1) Lọ lem III: A Twist in Time __________________________________________ bởi far the most original and clever of all Disney sequels, A Twist in Time seamlessly ties into the original film. It raises the câu hỏi of what would happen if the Wicked Stepmother got a hold of the Fairy Godmother’s magic wand. Long story short: she turns back time and magically alters various events to her liking. One of the things that made Lady Tremaine a classic villain was that she was one of few who didn’t have magical powers but with them we see what kind of evil and malicious person she had the potential of being, rivaling the likes of Maleficent. This sequel once again explores the less-than-evil stepsister Anastasia, a girl who desperately wants tình yêu and is used as a tool in her mother's grand scheme. With the exception of the prince, everyone was superbly animated, especially Cinderella. There were a few cartoony moments but even fewer văn hóa pop references and for once we were kept entirely in the world of an original Disney film. The script had some great lines and moments including one heartwarming scene where the king bonds with Công chúa Anastasia regardless of her awkwardness likening her to his late wife. What I appreciated most was that the conflict was complex and there was no simple resolution. Lọ lem is thrown a number of harsh obstacles putting her in moments of true heartbreak and destitution. Yet in this film she actually stands up for herself and fights for her prince, her happiness and her fairy tale ending thêm than any Disney heroine I can think of. Granted this story with its time-travel may seem a bit arbitrary and far-fetched when compared to the first Lọ lem but it at least looks like some well-intended thought and effort went into it. It may help some not to think of it as a sequel so much as a separate cult film that only makes sense if bạn saw the 1950 classic. With that đã đưa ý kiến I personally believe A Twist in Time fulfils the most criteria (not necessarily all) in being the best Disney Princess sequel.