"So," she đã đưa ý kiến slowly, "You two seem like a happy couple. But tell me Tiana, is Naveen well equipped hoặc is that big lâu đài of his supposed to be compensating for something?"
"Beg your pardon?" asked Tiana.
"You know, the family jewels, are they the kind you'd want on an engagement ring hoặc the kind bạn mistake for a sequin from the Dollar Store?"
Tiana still looked unsure.
"Does he have a big penis?" đậu xanh, hạt đậu rolled her eyes. "God, some of these goody-goodies just don't understand my metaphors. Anyway, what kingdom are bạn from?"
"Oh, I'm only royal bởi marriage," Tiana laughed. "I was a waitress before I met Naveen."
Pea's jaw dropped. "A waitress? That's one step up from being the bird lady Mary Poppins sings about. Geez, Naveen, I can't believe bạn settled for a commoner."
"What can I say?" chuckled Naveen, his voice sexy as usual. "I fell in love."
"It's just as easy to fall in tình yêu with a rich person as it is to fall for a poor person. That's what my mother always told me," answered Pea. "I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a peasant. Gross...no offence, Tiana."
"None taken," she replied, through clenched teeth.
Pea's words stung Conrad on the tim, trái tim a little bit because he had started to grow quite fond of her, although he didn't have a lot to offer. Just then, the four arrived at Mama Odie's hut in the bayou. The little old lady came swinging down a vine, laughing psychotically. She had sunglasses on her face and a snake on her shoulder.
"Are bạn sure she doesn't belong in the loonie bin?" đậu xanh, hạt đậu asked Tiana. "She looks like a total whack-job."
"Well, well, well," đã đưa ý kiến Mama Odie. "Tiana and Naveen, nice seein' ya again. The last time I saw y'alls bạn two were a couple of frogs turning human."
"You two were frogs?" inquired Conrad.
"Long story," answered Naveen.
"Listen, Mama Odie, I just need bạn to use your magic wand hoặc whatever it is bạn do and turn back time...bring me back to the time before I was exiled, when I was truly happy."
"Were bạn happy though, Pea?"
"Ugh! Yes!" đậu xanh, hạt đậu was annoyed. "Why does no one believe me when I say I loved my old life, it's all I want!"
"Child, sometimes it ain't about what bạn want," replied the strange woman. "It's about what bạn need...Someday you'll figure that out. But until then, I can't help ya!" With that, she returned to her hut.
"We traveled all this way for that?" yelled Pea. "I could've gotten thêm useful Lời khuyên from Dr. Phil! God, this is hopeless!"
"Thanks for all your help guys," đã đưa ý kiến Conrad politely. "I'm sure we'll be fine. See bạn around."
Tiana and Naveen waved goodbye and headed back to New Orleans.
"Pea," đã đưa ý kiến Conrad. "I know that things are gonna work out in the end...I promise you. No matter what happens, I'll be bởi your side."
"Well, what are we gonna do?" asked Pea, fighting back tears. "Hmm...wait a second...I think I just thought of our tiếp theo method of transportation..."
đậu xanh, hạt đậu and Conrad spent the tiếp theo two and a half hours building a bè, cái bè, chiếc bè out of wood, branches, and vines.
Mama Odie watched proudly through her window from above.
"You know what?" she đã đưa ý kiến to her snake. "I truly think she's gonna be okay. That princess is smarter than anyone gives her credit for."
(End Of Part 14)
