(once I am ushered in I notice Aladdin và cây đèn thần and hoa nhài lounging on comfy pillows surrounded bởi snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some thực phẩm offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)
Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a người hâm mộ question…not mine) Jasmine, why are bạn a bitch?
(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and Aladdin và cây đèn thần looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)
Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.
(She tosses her head and laughs…but when Aladdin và cây đèn thần starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)
Me : Aladdin, Can't bạn go one episode hoặc movie without telling a lie?!
(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)
Al : I never told a lie!
(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)
Me:Jasmine, since bạn hiển thị your belly so much why don't bạn get a belly ring?
(I think Aladdin và cây đèn thần just perked up…yeah now he is looking at hoa nhài and shaking his head yes at her….)
Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, bạn know.
(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but Aladdin và cây đèn thần is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just di chuyển on)
Me:Aladdin, how did bạn get Abu?
Al: He used to work for a group of đường phố, street performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.
(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but hoa nhài shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)
Me:Aladdin, do bạn wash Carpet hoặc vacuum clean him/her?
Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."
(I am not sure what to think, but hoa nhài is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)
Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?
Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.
(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)
(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with hoa nhài about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because hoa nhài looks real poised)
Me : Iago, how did bạn end up with Jafar?
Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.
(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and hoa nhài are glaring at each other and decide to ask the tiếp theo câu hỏi quick)
Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?
Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem hoặc was luca hoặc maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat vựa, chuồng trại, barn and looked like a goat vựa, chuồng trại, barn and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once hoặc twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!
(He looks Like he wants to add thêm but hoa nhài is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's câu hỏi quickly)
Me : Jafar, what do bạn like most from Jasmine?
Jafar : Well I like two things about hoa nhài (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)
(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and Aladdin và cây đèn thần is holding hoa nhài back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how hoa nhài comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told hoa nhài several times she is pretty, we start again)
Me : Jasmine, how do bạn stay so skinny?
Jasmine : Oh, bạn know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 phút 3 times, every other ngày for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create thêm of an giờ glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D
Me : So hoa nhài have bạn thought about having kids?
Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult Aladdin và cây đèn thần first ha-ha!
(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)
Me : Jasmine, was Aladdin và cây đèn thần the first boy that bạn really loved?
Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!
Me : Jasmine, why do bạn choose Rajah as your pet, how do bạn get him, and how old were you??
Jasmine : He was a birth- ngày gift from my father, I was about 7 hoặc 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an con voi that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.
(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while hoa nhài talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)
Me : Jasmine, do bạn really think Aladdin và cây đèn thần will be a good ruler??
Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!
(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but hoa nhài puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)
Me : hoa nhài did bạn ever want a sister hoặc brother?
Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably tình yêu her thêm than me.
Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger hoặc what?
Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!
(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE đã đưa ý kiến HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)
Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did bạn find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)
Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even thêm handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his đít, mông, ass off."
(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)
Me : Aladdin, Do bạn have any girlfriends before hoa nhài came in the picture???
Aladdin : Definitely I even got into giường with them a few times.
(he looked smug and laughed for a một giây before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last câu hỏi and then I need to go …NOW…)
Me : Jasmine, tình yêu your big earrings. Where'd bạn get it?
Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the tiếp theo few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank bạn to all that made this interview possible:
AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.
