I was out hiking in the woods with a few Những người bạn of mine, when we all got Mất tích and accidentally chẻ, phân chia, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an giờ hoặc so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Những người bạn would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Những người bạn I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a váy that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are bạn lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do bạn mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure bạn can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that bạn like jumping off cliffs. Are bạn suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I tình yêu the wind in my hair!
Me: If bạn hadn't gotten married, would bạn consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I tình yêu my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did bạn marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom bạn fell in tình yêu with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would bạn leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes bạn tình yêu someone, but then bạn meet someone else and tình yêu them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: bạn don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me bởi the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are bạn MAD? There's nothing thêm powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE bạn SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit bạn here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are bạn ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and bạn don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could bạn stand the chịu, gấu droppings all around? And how bạn don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch bạn when bạn sleep?
Pocahontas: bạn watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would bạn ever agree if someone called bạn a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: bởi far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an giờ hoặc so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Những người bạn would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Những người bạn I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a váy that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are bạn lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do bạn mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure bạn can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that bạn like jumping off cliffs. Are bạn suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I tình yêu the wind in my hair!
Me: If bạn hadn't gotten married, would bạn consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I tình yêu my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did bạn marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom bạn fell in tình yêu with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would bạn leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes bạn tình yêu someone, but then bạn meet someone else and tình yêu them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: bạn don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me bởi the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are bạn MAD? There's nothing thêm powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE bạn SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit bạn here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are bạn ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and bạn don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could bạn stand the chịu, gấu droppings all around? And how bạn don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch bạn when bạn sleep?
Pocahontas: bạn watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would bạn ever agree if someone called bạn a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: bởi far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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A MUCH better villain, wouldn't you agree?
Mkay. I know my prettiest princess danh sách is kind of full of unpopular opinions. XD I find them all pretty, but some thêm so than others. I'm going to put the I find the prettiest up for each princess.
13. Snow White
She is cute, honestly. Yes, I do realize that she is only fourteen, and isn't supposed to look mature. I just really dislike her lips, her eye shape, and eye color. I do like her hair. I think her màu sắc have nice contrast, but I can't seem to get past the face shape and her other facial features.
Please note: I am not a Snow White hoặc Classic Era hater....
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Prettiest shot, bởi faaaar.
13. Snow White
She is cute, honestly. Yes, I do realize that she is only fourteen, and isn't supposed to look mature. I just really dislike her lips, her eye shape, and eye color. I do like her hair. I think her màu sắc have nice contrast, but I can't seem to get past the face shape and her other facial features.
Please note: I am not a Snow White hoặc Classic Era hater....
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This is part 1 of Fanpop’s yêu thích and this is yêu thích DP Film now this isn’t my opinion at all if it was bạn guys would all know if it was me. No Nữ hoàng băng giá was ranked because it wasn’t out all over the world yet. This bài viết will also be followed up bởi follow up số phiếu bầu in which bạn guys share your thoughts on the ranking. So where it says, People said It won’t be in bold just to let bạn know that’s where I put in your guys’ opinions which will have your thoughts but will be in my words*. Now on with the first ranking.
Eleventh: Công chúa tóc xù with 145 points
I was...
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Eleventh: Công chúa tóc xù with 145 points
Brave with 145 points
I was...
Princesses in peasant clothes hanging out.
Team 1989?
7th Place
7) Bejewelled Princess Dress
This dress is over-the-top! She is not the type of princess who would appreciate being decorated like a giáng sinh cây and then find that she cannot walk without feeling the heaviness of weight pulling her down. It doesn't suit her at all.
6) Makeover glittery and patterned dress
This is better than the last one but still over-the top. This time it's the vàng patterns on the skirt. There's too many patterns. The áo che thân trên, đồ lót, bodice part is more. subtle with a singular pattern on the side. I like that. But the shiny blue sleeves are distracting. Too shiny. Her headband is...
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This dress is over-the-top! She is not the type of princess who would appreciate being decorated like a giáng sinh cây and then find that she cannot walk without feeling the heaviness of weight pulling her down. It doesn't suit her at all.
6) Makeover glittery and patterned dress
This is better than the last one but still over-the top. This time it's the vàng patterns on the skirt. There's too many patterns. The áo che thân trên, đồ lót, bodice part is more. subtle with a singular pattern on the side. I like that. But the shiny blue sleeves are distracting. Too shiny. Her headband is...
We've come to the big one. I hear Belle called a Mary Sue a lot, thêm than any other princess aside from maybe Rapunzel.
Unique traits without contacts hoặc hair dye- No. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Belle' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly đã bình luận on- God yes. The town literally sings an entire song about it (along with how odd she is). It's literally in the tiêu đề of the movie, along with her name. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- Yep. Beast and Gaston, plus the whole town calling her beautiful. 1.
Gets into the relationships she wants- No. Her relationship...
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Unique traits without contacts hoặc hair dye- No. She has brown hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Belle' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly đã bình luận on- God yes. The town literally sings an entire song about it (along with how odd she is). It's literally in the tiêu đề of the movie, along with her name. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- Yep. Beast and Gaston, plus the whole town calling her beautiful. 1.
Gets into the relationships she wants- No. Her relationship...
