New Moon PARODY

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ma cà rồng vs Twilight

added by Mallory23

Source: http://blackdahlia.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Twilight-Time-91626320

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Incest's the Best! Cullen Family

added by laureng114

Source: Photobucket.com

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Sparkling Vampires?

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The Results of the Story Time Game...

posted by renrae

If bạn have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into bài viết diễn đàn thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One ngày Bella fell over while being chased bởi Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and đã đưa ý kiến - "Edward, what are bạn doing? bạn know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me hoặc is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. tiếp theo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack bạn rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes bạn guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear vàng contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade hoặc cây nam việt quất, cranberry nước ép, nước trái cây (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when bạn are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I đã đăng this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral những người hâm mộ opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd tình yêu to read các bình luận if bạn have any, hoặc bạn can just skip this bài viết :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of tình yêu and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of các câu hỏi and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, mèo con and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of bạn are in trouble hoặc anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m nghề viết văn this as a reminder to all of bạn before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if bạn haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of bạn who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material bạn đệ trình stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended bạn and why bạn find it offensive. If it’s something serious hoặc happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back bạn up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward hoặc gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked bởi a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight những người hâm mộ do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot hoặc any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle dao, con dao

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions bạn may have garnered from the tiêu đề of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when đọc Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when đọc Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think bạn can call yourself a vegetarian if bạn don't eat things like people hoặc those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people đọc the sách also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new phim chiếu rạp come out and even after it's all been done for about a tháng hoặc so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do bạn think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her các câu trả lời sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually đã đưa ý kiến was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that chó cái, bitch bella is his...

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ngẫu nhiên little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 phút go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say bạn dont choose love, tình yêu choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to tình yêu them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand hoặc get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại even though i have so much thêm i would like to let out.

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This bài viết may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I tình yêu you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so bạn have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the tình yêu of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, bạn sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 năm olds and 17 năm olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice hoặc animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton hoặc the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style biểu tượng despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it bởi a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a người hâm mộ of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, hoặc adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

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Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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