The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight

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Anita Sarkeesian on good and bad criticism of Edward.

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dpaisita97 Awesome

nuxi Wanting Edward to be more violent doesn't mean you think that would make him more romantic or a better boyfriend. It just means you think that would make Twilight a better vampire movie. This vidder is completely misinterpreting the people she's criticizing.

alexajaye I don't think guys want Edward to be more romantic. They hear the word "vampire," and they automatically think the story's going to be filled with normal vampire behavior. Edward IS creepy. And he stalks Bella for weeks before they even start dating, and that's crazy. I think we're also forgetting that Twilight vampires, i.e. the Cullens, aren't normal vampires. And it's time to accept that.

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Twilight Saga Review

posted by Saritaswims

Well i read twilight saga and i got confused I was thinking of either smashing my head with the book hoặc the tường i mean come on who the f*** makes ma cà rồng sparkle! i mean unless bạn want to give the image that there gay but there daring the oppisite sex.

Moving on anyway i have to compare Harry Potter Series vs. Twilight Saga Harry potter wins major. becuase twilight is just SO predictiable i mean common harry potter makes bạn want to stay at the end of your chair becuase its awesome

any way twilight is an OK book and the twilight movie i have to say it suks. the sách are alright im just hoping that MIdnight sun is a million times better and also i know your gonna ask what team are bạn on im just gonna say I really dont care its not real so why even bother but if i was a Twihard i would choose Team Buffy becuase i want those cullens except ALICE<CARSILE<AND ESME to be killed for good i mean where ta hell id buffy when bạn nees her

i hope bạn see my point PEACE

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Ways Edward Cullen is Abusive

posted by renrae

Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. thêm credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells bạn hoặc he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one hoặc not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...

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Edward vs. Dracula

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Twilight Sucks! emo Vampire [Lyrics]

posted by tooch

I'll never be an emo vampire, Setting tweenaged loins on fire.
I've got nothing in common with the ma cà rồng of today.
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away.
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the vampire rules.
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isn't cool.
Girls won't climb up trees with me hoặc canoodle in the grass.
And when I play vampire baseball, I always get picked last.
Oh come on! Seriously dudes. That's a human bạn just picked over me.
I've seduced all kinds of women from all over the world.
But, now the only dates I get...

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Bella Swan: Sociopath?

posted by nuxi

{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella thiên nga is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility hoặc social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....

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Bella Swan: A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Hi there! This is my first bài viết on the C.A.T spot, about my least yêu thích character in twilight. Actually, my least yêu thích character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight những người hâm mộ like her. She is đã đưa ý kiến to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

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Breaking Dawn Review

posted by OCFan123

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an bài viết about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of sách in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was đọc a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

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Critical Analysis of Character: Edward Cullen

posted by hermione980

Okay, i decided to write a critical analysis of a character from the twilight series. My first choice would have been to do one on Bella Swan, but there is already a whole spot dedicated to that, so i decided on my một giây choice: Edward Cullen. So I hauled out all my Twilight sách and combed through them, analyzing and taking notes. Please leave a bình luận on my critical analysis telling me what bạn think, what bạn agree on and what bạn disagree on. Please no nasty comments. Enjoy!
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Okay, number one...one of the reasons Twilight is so dramatic and sometimes just plain depressing is because...

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Leah/Sam/Emily

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This girl's video's keep getting better and better.

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Interview with the Vampire and Twilight (ahem) Similarities

posted by Frizzhead

I would like to note that anne cơm, gạo wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from stephanie __________________________________________________

1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank bởi ma cà rồng but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The ma cà rồng skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

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Dylan and Cole Sprouse (aka Zack and Cody) on Twilight

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In which Dylan and Cole discuss Chinese food, sleeping and vampires. (The Twilight stuff happens around 1:23, if bạn want to skip ahead. It's awesome.) xD

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Anne Rice's ma cà rồng React to Twilight

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Source: deviantart.com (by EmpressFunk)

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Team Anti!

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Edward sucks!!!!!!!!!

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14 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (there are some)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If bạn know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" bởi Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

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10 Reasons Why the World Needs Twilight

posted by Mysteriamoon

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't bạn see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that bạn listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the thêm I think on it, the thêm I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of bạn are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been đã đưa ý kiến about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

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Being a Twifan at the CAT spot can be tough.

posted by rachaelwsz

If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)

I felt like nghề viết văn this bài viết after đọc a fellow ex-CAT member's bài viết on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater hoặc anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer hoặc her fans, and don’t throw nasty hoặc immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

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MY opinion of Bella mary sue thiên nga

posted by kayleebabee

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like xin chào are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me bạn freak bạn tried to kill...

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Reasons for the Harry Potter vs Twilight war

posted by MCRTS

The Harry Potter vs Twilight war is a huge phenomenon in the literary world. We have các bài viết floating around in the Internet (even in CAT) where both camps vehemently defend their fandoms. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, but today, I am not going to take sides. How it started, and how it evolved in a full-scale clash between những người hâm mộ of both series is something I would cover in this article.

It started off with a few websites claiming Twilight is the new Harry Potter. Harry Potter fans, of course, would not take it sitting down, and they wrote các bài viết with reasons why Harry Potter is better than...

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Jessica; A Rant

posted by renrae

We have a discussion on the các diễn đàn here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.

We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...