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*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If bạn know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" bởi Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like xin chào are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me bạn freak bạn tried to kill...

We have a discussion on the các diễn đàn here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

If bạn have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into bài viết diễn đàn thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One ngày Bella fell over while being chased bởi Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and đã đưa ý kiến - "Edward, what are bạn doing? bạn know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me hoặc is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. tiếp theo she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack bạn rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes bạn guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear vàng contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade hoặc cây nam việt quất, cranberry nước ép, nước trái cây (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when bạn are screaming it at his...

I đã đăng this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral những người hâm mộ opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd tình yêu to read các bình luận if bạn have any, hoặc bạn can just skip this bài viết :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of tình yêu and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of các câu hỏi and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

Hello, mèo con and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of bạn are in trouble hoặc anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m nghề viết văn this as a reminder to all of bạn before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if bạn haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of bạn who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material bạn đệ trình stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended bạn and why bạn find it offensive. If it’s something serious hoặc happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back bạn up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward hoặc gush about how amazing the Twilight...

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked bởi a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight những người hâm mộ do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot hoặc any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

Despite whatever impressions bạn may have garnered from the tiêu đề of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when đọc Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think bạn can call yourself a vegetarian if bạn don't eat things like people hoặc those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people đọc the sách also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new phim chiếu rạp come out and even after it's all been done for about a tháng hoặc so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do bạn think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her các câu trả lời sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually đã đưa ý kiến was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that chó cái, bitch bella is his...