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Twilight Timeline

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this was đã đăng to illustrate that B&E had only been dating 10 days when Bella woke up in the hospital

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twilight

Edward Cullen

Bella Swan

unhealthy relationship

forks

Stephenie Meyer

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Mistvieh Lol, I love that that's the only retort so far. That's awesome.

alexajaye I believe in love at first sight, but the length of time in which Edward and Bella become devoted to each other is a little preposterous. But that's just my opinion.

CalantheRose ...Wow. I knew they fell in lust quickly, but not that quickly!

Lunalovely It was only 10 DAYS!! WTF!! Okay, I know they went fast and shit, but THAT fast? Oh no, if some asshole got me in danger because some random vamp wanted to kill me because I was with him, and I only dated him for 10 DAYS then i would be OUT! I'm sorry, but I've read enough books that show that if I get in danger for being near this one person, then I'll ALWAYS be in danger by being near that person. Cedric Diggory knows.

AlmostGenius See that flying past your window? It's my last respect for the book. Notice how tiny it already is? (I totally respect the fans, just not the book.)

cassie-1-2-3 This is completely inaccurate.

DraculaPWNS ^ Is it? Seriously, show me how this is wrong.

DraculaPWNS In Harry Potter, if you count all the minor details like meyerpire baseball, you can probably make it at least 80x bigger, and that`s just the first book.

cassie-1-2-3 Well, first of all, They spent longer than one night in the hotel. Bella was constantly falling asleep, and waking up. Sometimes the sun was up, another time it was down, then it was up again. She was there long enough to where her sleep pattern reversed. Common sense would tell you that they were there for longer than one day, considering how the sun rose and set more than once. That's only one example. I really don't feel like going through the book and correcting everything else.

bri-marie Bella meets Edward on the first day of school (Monday). The "next day" (pg 29) (Tuesday) Edward isn't there (pg 30). "The rest of the week" (pg 37) is uneventful for Bella. By "Friday" (pg 37), Bella is able to recognize almost everyone. And "Edward Cullen didn't come back to school" (pg 37). On "Monday" (pg 38), Edward is back in school (pg 40). Edward is gone for an entire week, not one day.

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The Twilight Bus

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Edward = Stalker

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XD

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xkcd: Troll Slayer

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Source: Randall Munroe (xkcd.com)

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Twilight Funnies!

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Save the World Motivational

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Comic

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Twilight sucks

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Yet another freaky tattoo

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Source: surgeondesang @ LJ

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'Vampires Suck' movie poster

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Source: Regency Enterprises

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tHE WH0LE MESSEdd UP fAMiLY...

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Sparkling Vampires?

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Abby

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Twilight Facts

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Team Sam and Dean

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Source: Me

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I'll just leave this here

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Nostalgia Critic - Is Twilight the WORST Thing Ever?

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Analysis mixed with humor...and bạn get this video. Hope bạn enjoy watching!

video

twilight

funny

Edward Cullen

critical analysis

criticism

Bella Swan

Stephenie Meyer

ma cà rồng

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The Count Twilight

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Twilight/New Moon : Funny !!

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bạn don't have to dress like a skank to send sexualised messages to những người hâm mộ

posted by Asvini

I saw a review of the new Twilight movie, and in a generally negative review one thing đã đưa ý kiến in defence of the movie was that Bella doesn't dress like a skank (paraphrased) and she just looks like a normal girl, which was called a good message as they felt it's healthier for girls to see Bella/Kristin Stewart on screen than someone like Angelina Jolie. That on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the fact that I keep hearing people say in defence of Twilight 'well at least it sends tweens a good message concerning not having sex too soon' since Edward refuses for a long time, and pretty much all they seem to do is touch...