DotEXE - Hipster Cutthroat

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an giờ down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...

Rob went to visit Mark at the hospital.

Mark: *Laying in a bed* The doctor says it'd be better if I wasn't in a convertible.
Rob: That's the một giây time bạn landed on the roof. I hope it's the last.
Sarah: Me too sugar.
Mark: Thanks honey.
Rob: I wish bạn two a happy relationship.
Mark: Why don't we do something together once I get out of jail?
Rob: I hope we can. I'm moving onto a different city. Might stay in Missouri, but for now, I want to keep going west.
Mark: Well if bạn ever return to St. Louis, come say hello to us.
Rob: I certainly will.

Rob walked out of the hospital. When he got to his Mercedes,...

At King's Fried Rice, Rob and Mark met up with seven other racers. William had a big race set for them.

William: Okay. The nine of bạn will race three laps around Fairground Park. bạn will go around the park clockwise, so if bạn turn right instead of left when bạn get on North Grand Boulevard, bạn will be going the wrong way.
Rob: I think we got it.
William: Then good luck.

The racers walked towards their cars.

Mark: Were bạn able to make any upgrades?
Rob: Just some new tires, and I removed the bumpers. There wasn't much time to do anything else.
Mark: William đã đưa ý kiến they're high performance. Some...

William took Mark, and Rob towards the two cars. They were back in Jennings.

William: The moment bạn enter St. Louis is very important. bạn will keep the cops off your tail.
Rob: What if it's highway patrol, hoặc state police?
William: Then bạn worry, but I doubt that'll occur. Good luck.

The two men got out, and William drove away.

Rob: I'll take the Mercedes.
Mark: That works out well. I wanted the Plymouth.
Rob: If nothing bad happens, stay on West Florissant Avenue. Otherwise, try to lose them on the smaller roads.
Mark: At night? I won't have any trouble doing that.

Not far away, Noah and Paul were...

William sat down with Hilary in front of a ti vi set. The two of them were watching The Andy Griffith Show.

Rob: *Standing with Mark, knocking on William's door*
William: I'll get it. *Walks over to the door, and opens it. He is surprised to see Mark, and Rob* bạn two finally decide to get along?
Rob: We were hoping bạn could help us.
William: Oh yeah? How?
Mark: Let us come in, and we'll tell you.
Hilary: *Watches William return with Mark, and Rob* Rob! *Runs over to him, and kisses him*
Mark: She really loves you.
Hilary: *Angry* And what are bạn doing here?
Rob: Hilary, it's okay. We've set...

Rob and Mark made it to a telephone booth.

Mark: I gotta call my girl.
Rob: bạn do that. I'll keep an eye out for the cops.
Sarah: *Reading a Siêu nhân comic as she các câu trả lời her phone* Hello?
Mark: Sarah, are bạn busy right now?
Sarah: Not yet. What do bạn need?
Mark: I need bạn to come pick me and Rob up.
Sarah: That con chuột who keeps beating bạn at those races?
Mark: Look, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to let that slide, if he is.
Rob: *Nods*
Mark: Please come pick us up. We're on Giles Avenue in Dutchtown. We'll be waiting for bạn at the intersection with Chippewa Street. Can bạn make...

At a police station, men in expensive Luật sư đấu trí were talking about something important. Two of them, were Noah Fox, and Paul Handarez.

Noah: We've been informed about a car theft that occurred across the river in Illinois.
Paul: Whoever that driver was, was last spotted in our town. The car that was stolen was a brand new Oldsmobile. We believe he'll be stealing another car. I want at least one car with two officers on every block throughout this whole city. I don't care if anyone has to go through overtime. No one can have vacation time until this suspect is stopped.
Noah: That includes even us....