DotEXE - Hipster Cutthroat

Episode 1: Gordon And The New Diesel

It was a wonderful ngày on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branch line as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped tiếp theo to him.

"Good morning Gordon." đã đưa ý kiến Thomas. "How are bạn on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do bạn know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The next...

October 31, 2012

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot bởi a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo,...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today/tonight, depending on where bạn at, I'm gonna work on telling bạn about another Pokémon team. This one belongs to the annoying fat ass... the one with no aura powers... Manuel Marquezo!

Manuel: Hello, everyone!

I forgot to add the word 'dimwit' didn't I?

Well, let's get fucking started.

Haxorus
Gender: Male
Ability: Mold Breaker
Moves:
Dual Chop
Draco Meteor
Poison Jab
Incinerate

Flareon
Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Dig
Flare Blitz

Mudsdale
Gender: Male
Ability: Own Tempo
Moves:
High Horsepower
Mega Kick
Close Combat
Giga Impact...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here with another Aura Warriors and her team. Her name is Selene Gonzales, Sergio's tomboyish twin sister.

Selene: *comes in musty* Did someone call?
UGH! bạn stink like musty Rhyperior dicks!
Selene: I need to shower... after I eat some of your tacos.
NO!

Eh, fuck it.

Today hoặc night, depending on where bạn at, I'm gonna discuss her team. Even though she doesn't battle as much, she's set to do thêm battling in the tiếp theo season of Pokémon: Aura Warriors. All she does outside of saving the world is football and soccer, and eating in...

(I have Michael's pretend daughter, Carly, as a character in most of my GTA stories)..




TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed bởi all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll hiển thị them! I'll hiển thị ALL of them! Right Carly!?.....

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when bạn need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in bạn want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today hoặc tonight, depending on where bạn at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Pokémon team! Who is Sergio, bạn ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a tình yêu for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news bạn might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs bởi at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, bạn read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! cô ca here. Today/tonight I've been thinking about Pokémon: Aura Warriors for a while. Since Team Rocket has a motto, I thought about making one.

Ash: Meeting time.
Manuel: Yawn.
Sergio: Did bạn use anchovy paste to brush your teeth again? :/
Manuel: Got a problem with that?
Aura: YES!
Ash: Can we hear the khẩu hiệu already PLEASE?
Yes.

Let's get started.

We are the next-gen Aura Warriors,

Sworn to protect the world where...

Humans and Pokémon live in.

We use our aura and Pokémon to stop the evils that

Lurk in this planet

We are guided bởi the power of Arceus.

We are guided bởi our...

*Rock The Party bởi JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*

*song dies out*

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are bạn liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.


Today, I'm bringing a Pokémon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any các câu hỏi before we get started?

Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.

About him

Name: Dakota
Manuel: But bạn just said...
I know what I said, dammit!

From:...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess bạn are aware about the RP hiển thị Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner hoặc later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon người hâm mộ club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope bạn all enjoyed Thanksgiving! giáng sinh (or whatever bạn guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell bạn why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This giáng sinh bởi Chris Brown)



*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if bạn think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read sách and articles...

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of ngẫu nhiên circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: bạn hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....