All I wadt for Christbas is new siduses,
Dew siduses,
Yeah, dew siduses.
Boy, if I could odly hab dew siduses,
Ded I could wish bạn berry Christbas.

It seebs so log sidce I could say
"Bindy Bartid barried Bister Bedzies."
Boy, oh boy, how habby I'd be,
If I could odly breathe!

All I wadt for Christbas is new siduses,
Dew siduses,
Yeah, dew siduses.
Boy, if I could odly hab dew siduses,
Ded I could wish bạn berry Christb- berry Christb- berry...
Oh, for gooddess sakes- Habby Dew- Habby Dew- Habby...
Ah, gee! Have a good holiday, bạn lucky sdiffs!