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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time cách đây in a world ruled bởi ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with cầu vồng Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a không gian station, called the Death Egg, and they needed thêm money to finishbuilding this death defying không gian station.

To make thêm money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the ngày that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a ngày hoặc two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do bạn realize who you're making this không gian station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a không gian station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, hoặc I will personally have bạn executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do bạn want to know?
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 35: We want to know arr about why bạn have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose Những người bạn with Discord, and he doesn't Mũi tên xanh anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like bạn guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 87: Why wourd bạn to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 87: What can bạn do?
Sean: bạn really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save cầu vồng Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at ngẫu nhiên pony* I don't know him.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: bạn better terr me, hoặc I wirr do something bạn won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are bạn going to do?
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: Hit bạn of course.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to ngẫu nhiên pony*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
cầu vồng Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
cầu vồng Dash: We'll help bạn get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: *Hitting ngẫu nhiên pony*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* bạn think just because bạn say nothing, bạn are strong. That's not true. bạn two are cowards.
ngẫu nhiên Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: Why are bạn tarking to her?
ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 64: *Burns ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: *Grabs knife*
ngẫu nhiên Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: *Stabs ngẫu nhiên ngựa con, ngựa, pony to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
cầu vồng Dash: *Stabs japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gives signal*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
cầu vồng Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The thuyền exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
cầu vồng Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have bạn been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
cầu vồng Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
cầu vồng Dash: bạn threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
cầu vồng Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that thuyền the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This thuyền can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another thuyền exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on thuyền with Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets on other thuyền with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we lấy trộm, đánh cắp from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take bạn to Canterlot.
cầu vồng Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
cầu vồng Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell bạn now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
cầu vồng Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. bạn must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with cầu vồng Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
cầu vồng Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
cầu vồng Dash: What exactly are bạn telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
cầu vồng Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
cầu vồng Dash: Princess Celestia, bạn can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
cầu vồng Dash: Why do bạn want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing bạn need to do.
cầu vồng Dash: What?
Celestia: bạn have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

cầu vồng Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the cầu vồng Dash I know.
cầu vồng Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
cầu vồng Dash: But bạn were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, Kỳ lân working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that bạn were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted bạn to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think bạn have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
cầu vồng Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. bạn were our only hope.
cầu vồng Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when bạn were pushing that train up the đồi núi, hill to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and bạn said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, bạn ain't diễn xuất like that.
cầu vồng Dash: bạn know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a không gian station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
cầu vồng Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees cầu vồng Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
cầu vồng Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll tham gia your group as well.

Later on, thêm ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once bạn finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the một giây team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
cầu vồng Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
cầu vồng Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
cầu vồng Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, bạn are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
cầu vồng Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
cầu vồng Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
cầu vồng Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad bạn could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
cầu vồng Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how bạn doin'?
cầu vồng Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now bạn know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She đã đưa ý kiến doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come bởi here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once bạn get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was hiển thị us.
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing tiếp theo to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and caramel, kẹo caramel can take them down.
cầu vồng Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
cầu vồng Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
cầu vồng Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
cầu vồng Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
cầu vồng Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
cầu vồng Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two thêm bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following cầu vồng Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike tiếp theo to cầu vồng Dash* Get on.
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a không gian station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course bạn would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
cầu vồng Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight đã đưa ý kiến she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: bạn ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
cầu vồng Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some được ưa chuộng sách that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
cầu vồng Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any sách in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are sách bạn don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of sách bạn dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what bạn want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, bạn should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* bạn tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who bạn are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell bạn where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
cầu vồng Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following cầu vồng Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. tiếp theo morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: bạn excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* bạn know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her Những người bạn into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would bạn like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a danh sách of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army hoặc not.
cầu vồng Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* bạn are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
cầu vồng Dash: Don't bạn dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: bạn seem to have powerful friends. But I am thêm powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an giờ to train, and jumps on hàng đầu, đầu trang of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to hàng đầu, đầu trang of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried bởi a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps tiếp theo to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did bạn just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If bạn were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking bởi the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*

After killing Queen Chrysalis, I went back to cầu vồng Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell bạn she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, bạn may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is Queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
cầu vồng Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
cầu vồng Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do bạn want us to go with you?
cầu vồng Dash: No thank you. bạn guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
cầu vồng Dash: Very well. bạn go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
cầu vồng Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get thêm guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing bởi front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are bạn da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No thêm than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do bạn want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good ngựa con, ngựa, pony somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are bạn diễn xuất like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting thêm attention then me.
cầu vồng Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack with magic*
cầu vồng Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
cầu vồng Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* bạn GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
cầu vồng Dash: bạn have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then bạn have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things thêm clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
cầu vồng Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
cầu vồng Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be thêm prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: bạn will try. *Swings sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and cầu vồng Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and các câu trả lời phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: cầu vồng Dash is attacking Twilight. bạn need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Những người bạn out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, hoặc anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

cầu vồng Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to lung lay, swing sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
cầu vồng Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, bạn don't give up, do you?
cầu vồng Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
cầu vồng Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
cầu vồng Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
cầu vồng Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
cầu vồng Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit bởi sword, and lands on boat*
cầu vồng Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
cầu vồng Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
cầu vồng Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: bạn pussy.
cầu vồng Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

cầu vồng Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
cầu vồng Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels thuyền sinking, and jumps onto cầu vồng Dash's boat*
cầu vồng Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
cầu vồng Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees cầu vồng Dash* bạn can't win this cầu vồng Dash!
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
cầu vồng Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
cầu vồng Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at cầu vồng Dash*
cầu vồng Dash: It didn't have to go this way. bạn could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
cầu vồng Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
cầu vồng Dash: It serves bạn right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
cầu vồng Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to cầu vồng Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

cầu vồng Dash went to where rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was killed.

cầu vồng Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
cầu vồng Dash: *Using magic to bring rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
cầu vồng Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
cầu vồng Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did bạn do?
cầu vồng Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees cầu vồng Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
cầu vồng Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I tình yêu all of bạn guys, bạn mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help bạn with whatever bạn want us to help bạn with.
cầu vồng Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess cầu vồng Dash?
cầu vồng Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
cầu vồng Dash: bạn read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned bởi lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, hoặc we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much bởi cầu vồng Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a Playstation 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
cầu vồng Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No thêm war, thêm relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
cầu vồng Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The ngựa con, ngựa, pony Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

âm nhạc used in order of apperance

ngôi sao Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - ngôi sao Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Halloween of 2012.

The End
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting ngẫu nhiên citizen) bạn look like bạn struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, bởi the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: bạn make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: bạn should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate bạn under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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Song: link
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack was at Sweet táo, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so bạn don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a bàn to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a ngẫu nhiên magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract bạn as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) bạn just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had thêm screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared bởi Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS đường phố, street (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with bạn instead of killing bạn straight away.
And...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: bạn know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS tình yêu YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN bạn DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic cầu vồng is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded bởi a...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy ngày in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't bạn work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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"Gracie, bạn alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, bạn animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for bạn sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, diễn xuất like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF bạn FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy bạn guys enjoyed even thêm then I "thought" bạn people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies bởi an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid người hâm mộ fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
added by Canada24
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my yêu thích Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story bởi him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The tiêu đề is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..