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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do bạn swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to bạn Coffee Creme. Do bạn swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do bạn swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want bạn to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: bạn never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told bạn to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 phút later
Judge: Did bạn like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. bạn may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are bạn going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat bạn up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when bạn were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to cú đấm Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: bạn can go quit if bạn don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well bạn will not do your job. If bạn try to do what you're supposed to do, bạn will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another ngựa con, ngựa, pony on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: bạn really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting tiếp theo to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying bạn were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the ngày February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did bạn think of Gordon's actions when he told bạn to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: bạn can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if bạn will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset bởi what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When bạn say surprised, do bạn mean like an angry kind of surprised, hoặc just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank bạn Jeffery. bạn may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit tiếp theo to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when bạn saw that Gordon was in charge, how did bạn feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, bạn did nothing wrong. bạn were just disobeying pointless orders được trao to bạn bởi an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, hoặc you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that ngày at the train station.
Pete: I knew bạn would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner hoặc later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do bạn swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to bạn Coffee Creme. Do bạn swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do bạn swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want bạn to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: bạn never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told bạn to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 phút later
Judge: Did bạn like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. bạn may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are bạn going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat bạn up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when bạn were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to cú đấm Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: bạn can go quit if bạn don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well bạn will not do your job. If bạn try to do what you're supposed to do, bạn will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another ngựa con, ngựa, pony on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: bạn really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting tiếp theo to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying bạn were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the ngày February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did bạn think of Gordon's actions when he told bạn to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: bạn can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if bạn will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset bởi what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When bạn say surprised, do bạn mean like an angry kind of surprised, hoặc just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank bạn Jeffery. bạn may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit tiếp theo to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when bạn saw that Gordon was in charge, how did bạn feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, bạn did nothing wrong. bạn were just disobeying pointless orders được trao to bạn bởi an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, hoặc you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that ngày at the train station.
Pete: I knew bạn would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner hoặc later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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