This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two ngựa with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely bởi their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There bạn are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna tham gia us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something thêm important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the sách was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the sách later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo đít, mông, ass at Spike?!
Spike: bạn slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts bạn lazy đít, mông, ass nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: bạn gonna get me dat book, hoặc wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, hoặc I will slap the shit out of bạn for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want bạn to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Later, Twilight and Spike arrived at Pornstarville in Twilight's 1961 Impala.
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet táo, apple Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see bạn have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only ngựa con, ngựa, pony that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want bạn to meet....
90 phút later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't bạn gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed bởi Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three thêm ponies bạn haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame đít, mông, ass assignment over with.
cầu vồng Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands tiếp theo to her* Oops. Are bạn okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were bạn thinkin'?
cầu vồng Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are bạn laughing at bạn stupid nigga?
cầu vồng Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
cầu vồng Dash: cầu vồng Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet bạn can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! bạn ain't gonna do it.
cầu vồng Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if bạn wanna make me richer. Go for it.
cầu vồng Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did bạn do all dat?!
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives cầu vồng Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: bạn know I just saw bạn masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would bạn like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. bạn are the most fucked up ngựa con, ngựa, pony I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want bạn to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told bạn twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo đít, mông, ass anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do bạn think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked bởi the Soviets. They are being led bởi her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - cầu vồng Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Giải cứu thế giới - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland hiển thị - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two ngựa with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely bởi their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào Fluttershy, bạn smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, bạn are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There bạn are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna tham gia us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something thêm important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the sách was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the sách later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo đít, mông, ass at Spike?!
Spike: bạn slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts bạn lazy đít, mông, ass nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: bạn gonna get me dat book, hoặc wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, hoặc I will slap the shit out of bạn for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want bạn to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Later, Twilight and Spike arrived at Pornstarville in Twilight's 1961 Impala.
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet táo, apple Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see bạn have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only ngựa con, ngựa, pony that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want bạn to meet....
90 phút later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't bạn gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed bởi Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three thêm ponies bạn haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame đít, mông, ass assignment over with.
cầu vồng Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands tiếp theo to her* Oops. Are bạn okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were bạn thinkin'?
cầu vồng Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are bạn laughing at bạn stupid nigga?
cầu vồng Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
cầu vồng Dash: cầu vồng Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet bạn can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
cầu vồng Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! bạn ain't gonna do it.
cầu vồng Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if bạn wanna make me richer. Go for it.
cầu vồng Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did bạn do all dat?!
cầu vồng Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives cầu vồng Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: bạn know I just saw bạn masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would bạn like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. bạn are the most fucked up ngựa con, ngựa, pony I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want bạn to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* xin chào asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told bạn twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo đít, mông, ass anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do bạn think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked bởi the Soviets. They are being led bởi her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy bạn guys enjoyed even thêm then I "thought" bạn people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies bởi an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid người hâm mộ fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy bạn guys enjoyed even thêm then I "thought" bạn people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless bạn like stupid comedies bởi an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid người hâm mộ fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my yêu thích Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story bởi him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tiêu đề is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story bởi him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The tiêu đề is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda danh sách before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has hình ảnh so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has hình ảnh so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
