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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Season 3 Premiere of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 21

The Return Of Red Rose

April 30, 1953

It was a nice ngày in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.

Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: bởi diễn xuất like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! bạn have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, bạn get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only ngựa con, ngựa, pony that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. bạn know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: bạn read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes thêm damage.

But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.

Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* bạn sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are bạn fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. bạn never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does diễn xuất like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help bạn look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. bạn have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!

Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up thêm along the way.

Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.

Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping bạn would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else bạn want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank bạn for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.

Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.

Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another ngựa con, ngựa, pony to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*

At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.

Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*

Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.

Coffee Creme: Great work bạn fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. bạn had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.

The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was thêm dirty than hurt.

Back at Cheyenne

Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see bạn again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a ngựa con, ngựa, pony bạn haven't met named Stylo. bạn have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused bởi Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for bạn at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*

At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.

Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* xin chào Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't bạn know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. bạn never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* bạn can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. bạn really should apologize to Stylo after what bạn đã đưa ý kiến to him.
Gordon: How do bạn know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*

After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.

Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how bạn let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that bạn got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, bạn must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: bạn got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*

As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.

Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. bạn are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless bạn want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry bạn had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.

The End

On the tiếp theo episode of Ponies On The Rails

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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If bạn don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one các câu trả lời seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Luân Đôn bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Luân Đôn Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do bạn know what my hàng đầu, đầu trang three yêu thích things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. một giây is Nazis. Can bạn guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: bạn will witness what happens what here today, and bạn will will speak of it later.. Except bạn won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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So I as I đã đưa ý kiến before.. This certainly one of my thêm "enjoyable" reviews.. As I actually really do enjoy this hiển thị so far.. Espically all the pop culture references, made clear bởi episode 2..

So episode 3 has Rick send Morty into someone's body (because of coarse he does), and there's literary an amusement part (because of coarse they're is).

This soon leads to a big battle.

Meanwhile, there has to be the most awkward famly quán ăn ever.

Of coarse the very tiếp theo episode has Rick and Morty naked together.. So.. bạn know.. Weird show..

Nothing to really say about episode 3..


Now for episode 4....
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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..


#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..


#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..


#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..


#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't tình yêu Bowser..
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..

I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..

Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.

So.. A struggling porn ngôi sao who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.

Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..

I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if bạn can call it that"..

NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..


#1: SLAPPY:

Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do bạn expect from...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is Mất tích for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered bởi Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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posted by Canada24
Finished this season several days ago.. Sorry for the delay..

Last we saw, Walter aids Jesse in escaping from Gus' wrath. Gus begins to lose trust in Walter and asks Gale to take over the lab. He orders his henchmen to kill Walter and Jesse. After he is abducted bởi the henchmen, Walter instructs Jesse over the phone to kill Gale in order to force Gus not to kill Walter (and, bởi extension, Jesse) lest he eliminate his only remaining trained chemist.

Jesse follows Walter's instructions and murders Gale (but feeling like SHIT because of this).

Gus, (who I still stand bởi my comment, of saying this...
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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. bạn can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...
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The tiêu đề đã đưa ý kiến it?
So if bạn haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the các câu hỏi bạn been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I đã đưa ý kiến before, how excited I was too see...
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#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are bạn a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were bạn calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. bạn were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and giống cúc, daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every ngày the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the đồi núi, hill
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see bạn on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
bạn raise the blade, bạn make the change
bạn re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
bạn lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A một giây CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his một giây chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.


#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..


#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..


#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..


#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1: GUYS THAT SUCK:

Partically..

* Loud car guy

* Joke stealing guy

* Glutten free guy

* Negative guy (tells about his cún yêu, con chó con being dead).

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#2: TYPES OF DRUNKS:

Most drunk people I know are either "The Orator" hoặc "The Drifter"..

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#3: THAT DRUNK GUY:

My friend Bradley Odam in a nutshell, xD..

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#4: DON'T BE THAT GUY:

We ALL know that "loud phone guy", and we ALL wanna kick his ass, xD..

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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..


#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best âm nhạc video, and such an an awesome chorus! The đàn ghi ta, guitar riffs go so well with the âm bass, tiếng bass, bass and vocals..


#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..


#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..


#5: BLAME:
I tình yêu the fast parts, so badass..


#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic âm nhạc video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..


#7: NEVER AROUND:
I tình yêu the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless bạn want to feel horrible about yourself..


#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All bạn need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim bạn belong to ngẫu nhiên đường phố, street gangs that don't even exist in real life..


#3: NEVER TRUST pizza, bánh pizza DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..


#4: YOUR Những người bạn ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..


#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as bạn give valid reasons to do so..


#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...
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#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..


#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..


#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..


#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..


#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Three Days Grace is a small band that formed near my trang chủ town.. So bạn can understand why I like them..

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#1: ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME:
This song is amazing, it is the first I have heard of this bend and I tình yêu it, awesome lyrics, music. it is really one of the best I know..

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#2: I AM MACHINE:
A good head banger is enough to excuse the fact it's NOT the original singer anymore..

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#3: RIOT:
I tình yêu it. I...
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posted by Canada24
Anyone have that game where bạn tình yêu it.
But most other people hate it.

It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. bạn can't go on ngẫu nhiên đường phố, street rampages.

But I actually tình yêu this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
bạn get less tired of them, cause bạn never know when the tiếp theo one will be. It's unpredictable.

Plus, I watch the hiển thị LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.

Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person bởi protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was đã đưa ý kiến to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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