Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad ngày for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To hiển thị bạn what we're talking about, let me hiển thị bạn four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro hiển thị the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: cầu vồng Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and cầu vồng Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Meanwhile, in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony world, Twilight, and her Những người bạn decided to celebrate Christmas, but the brothers of Warner didn't seem to like that idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Remember Brony Con, 2011? Warner Brothers hated it. Look what they did!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We'd hiển thị bạn more, but if we do, Warner Brothers will get thêm assassins to try, and kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Now, our crossover parody for today is SHiPs.
Master Sword: This is a crossover between CHiPs, and ngôi sao Wars.
Tom: Which makes perfect sense if bạn think about it, because both CHiPs, and ngôi sao Wars started in 1977.
Audience: *Clapping*
SHiPs: Also known as không gian Highway Patrol
Starring
Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Getraer
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves
One ngày at SHiPs headquarters.
Sargent Ketrare: I wanted bạn two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want bạn to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when bạn give us a real mission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your xe mô tô have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride xe mô tô in space?
Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing không gian Luật sư đấu trí while riding their xe mô tô through space.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but bạn don't here me complaining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked bởi Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told bạn to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.
They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Warner Brothers strikes again.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 6: This Is A Warner Brothers Production
Announcer: On the block was not filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: *Getting very angry* What the hell?!?
Tom: *Walking down a street*
Annie: Hi Tom.
Tom: Hello Annie. What's up?
Annie: *Looks up at sky* I don't know. I can't see anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
A bullet hits the sidewalk between them
Tom: Whoever shot that gun, wait until we get to The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees a bullet hit the sidewalk behind him* Whoa.
Annie: *Looks at a building, and grabs a telescope. She looks at the building through it* I see somepony wearing a Warner Brother's hat.
Tom: Well, that explains it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Explains what?
Tom: That's an assassin working for Warner Brothers!
Annie: It's a movie company, they don't kill ponies.
Tom: Then explain to me why that ngựa con, ngựa, pony with the Warner Bros hat is trying to kill us. Movie companies do this sort of stuff all the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Hey. He stopped shooting at us.
Tom: Maybe because you're looking at him through a telescope. Let's get out of here. *Runs away*
Annie: *Puts telescope away, and follows Tom*
They decided to go see Saten Twist.
Tom: *Banging on door* Saten, we need your help!
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: Jesus christ! What are bạn over reacting about now?
Tom: Saten, when was I known to over react?
Flashback #1, at a restaurant.
Tom: *Runs to Saten Twist* Saten, we're out of napkins!! *Cries* Out of napkins!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flashback #2, Saten Twist's house
Tom: *Knocking on door*
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Tom: Saten, I accidentally removed a do not remove tag from my pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hide me!!
Flashback #3, dark room with no lights.
Tom: Saten, Saten! I've gone blind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns on light*
Tom: Oh. Thanks buddy.
Back to reality.
Saten Twist: Tom, bạn over react to everything.
Tom: Well we were being shot at earlier bởi a Warner Brothers assassin.
Saten Twist: I know only one way to solve this solution. End this part, and go straight to the skits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack as herself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record bởi buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled bạn my boy, bạn are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her gần đây marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's di chuyển on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well bạn were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if bạn will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...
Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters hoặc numbers
Will this hurt if bạn put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every câu hỏi in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* bạn might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, hoặc numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, hoặc a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell bạn doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: bạn already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at trang chủ going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I tình yêu you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?
No one buzzed in, and the out of time chuông, bell rang.
Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and phim chiếu rạp about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't bạn pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking bạn who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back ghế, chỗ ngồi singing, I wanna hold your five sung Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the tình yêu of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell bạn what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... bạn know what? bạn guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way bạn can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.
The timer ran out.
Alex: And now, let's see how bạn managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written bởi Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* bạn didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other ngựa con, ngựa, pony in F Troop.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are bạn alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for bạn two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did bạn get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. bạn see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, bạn still haven't learned english. Whoever's nghề viết văn this thing, I hope you're good at nghề viết văn in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi bạn two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants bạn to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning bạn Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis
Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria thực phẩm Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare bạn to make a cereal better than ours. bạn have 24 hours to reply.
5 giây later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did bạn hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria thực phẩm Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?
5 hours ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*
Back to Twilight, and Luna.
Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge được trao to her bởi the Equestria thực phẩm Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd tình yêu to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the tiếp theo scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cooking with Celestia.
Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist bạn in your culinary adventure? I brought bạn a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What bạn see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving bởi itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out ngẫu nhiên things while putting it in the pot.
Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up ngẫu nhiên shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*
Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.
Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't bạn dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*
Everypony started to stand up, and leave
Celestia: Where the hell do bạn think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! bạn are going to sit back down, and enjoy the thực phẩm I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*
Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.
Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are bạn niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.
Master Sword: bạn told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as bạn don't play as the person that created you, bạn can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do bạn want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked bởi that Warner Brothers Assassin.
Master Sword: I thought Warner Brothers made movies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Looks to the left* He's there.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: He's going to kill us, so we have to turn around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Really? Let me take a look at him. *Looks left, and sees the assassin* Come on Saten, he's sleeping. We can go right past him, and he'll have no idea about it. *Walking down the street*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Wakes up*
Master Sword: See? He isn't going to do anything. *Gets shot in leg*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I warned you. *Picks up Master Sword, and runs away* bạn just had to ignore me. Didn't you?
Master Sword: He was sleeping.
Saten Twist: That's no excuse.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: What if bạn told your teacher that if bạn failed a test?
Master Sword: I'm gonna tell her I failed a test, because she was sleeping?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: That's not the point. bạn need to be thêm careful.
Double Scoop: *Walking down the đường phố, street with Aina*
Saten Twist: Not these two. We can't let anything bad happen to them.
Meanwhile with the assassin.
Warner Brothers Assassin: Where is that Tom Foolery pony? He's insulted Warner Bros, and it's films, and TV shows too many times.
Tom: *Walking past the building*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Looking at Tom* I can't find him!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Sees Tom* Great. Three ponies I need to protect. I'm too sober for this. *Grabs bottle of beer, and drinks it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Tom, find cover.
Tom: Are bạn talking about the assassin?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Yeah, he's gonna shoot you.
Tom: Oh, I don't think so. He's not in his position on that building I just walked past.
Saten Twist: Don't let that fool you.
Master Sword: Yeah. Look what happened to me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Make sure bạn get away from the assassin before he wakes up tiếp theo time.
Master Sword: *Glaring at Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute. We're doing a skit that has us in the army.
Saten Twist: Are bạn talking about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Master Sword: Yes. I like where this is going.
Saten Twist: Because you're Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Maybe that's who I'll be tiếp theo time I end up in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Waiting for a bus*
Tom: Say, there's the assassin at a bus stop.
Saten Twist: He has his guns, and clothing in a suitcase.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll be back to finish bạn losers off. bạn won't be alive for much longer! *Gets on bus*
Tom: That's right. We'll be alive for much much longer.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2014
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad ngày for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To hiển thị bạn what we're talking about, let me hiển thị bạn four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro hiển thị the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: cầu vồng Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and cầu vồng Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Meanwhile, in the ngựa con, ngựa, pony world, Twilight, and her Những người bạn decided to celebrate Christmas, but the brothers of Warner didn't seem to like that idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Remember Brony Con, 2011? Warner Brothers hated it. Look what they did!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We'd hiển thị bạn more, but if we do, Warner Brothers will get thêm assassins to try, and kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Now, our crossover parody for today is SHiPs.
Master Sword: This is a crossover between CHiPs, and ngôi sao Wars.
Tom: Which makes perfect sense if bạn think about it, because both CHiPs, and ngôi sao Wars started in 1977.
Audience: *Clapping*
SHiPs: Also known as không gian Highway Patrol
Starring
Tom Foolery as Jon Baker
Saten Twist as Frank Poncharello
Master Sword as Sargent Getraer
Aina as Princess Leia
Double Scoop as Luke Skywalker
Mortomis as Hahn Solo
Blaze as Darth Vader
Stormtrooper Ponies as theirselves
One ngày at SHiPs headquarters.
Sargent Ketrare: I wanted bạn two to stay later, for a very important mission. Princess Leia is going through here, and Darth Vader is trying to attack her. She has two bodyguards, but I want bạn to help them prevent Vader from attacking the Princess.
Frank: *Yawning* Wake me up when bạn give us a real mission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent Ketrare: This is real, and very important. You're going up against a real villian here. So, your xe mô tô have been modified.
Jon: Oh yeah, that's something I wanted to ask you. How are we supposed to ride xe mô tô in space?
Jon, and his partner Frank were wearing không gian Luật sư đấu trí while riding their xe mô tô through space.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: I see some ships.
Hahn Solo: *Flying the Millenium Falcon*
Luke: Be careful. R2-D2, and C3P0 are in there.
Hahn Solo: So is Chewbacca, but bạn don't here me complaining.
Audience: *Laughing*
Darth Vader: Send out some fighters.
Storm Trooper: But sir- *Gets choked bởi Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: I told bạn to send out TIE Fighters, immediately.
Storm Trooper: We don't have any. *Dies*
Darth Vader: Oh, I remember now. They all went in to get overhauls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: That's a really big ship.
Jon: Yeah Ponch. I don't think we can stop it.
Darth Vader: *Shoots Millenium Falcon*
Jon: Oh well. Let's go back.
They turned around. C3P0, R2-D2, and Chewbacca became prisoners to The Emperor, and his Empire.
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Warner Brothers strikes again.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 6: This Is A Warner Brothers Production
Announcer: On the block was not filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: *Getting very angry* What the hell?!?
Tom: *Walking down a street*
Annie: Hi Tom.
Tom: Hello Annie. What's up?
Annie: *Looks up at sky* I don't know. I can't see anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
A bullet hits the sidewalk between them
Tom: Whoever shot that gun, wait until we get to The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees a bullet hit the sidewalk behind him* Whoa.
Annie: *Looks at a building, and grabs a telescope. She looks at the building through it* I see somepony wearing a Warner Brother's hat.
Tom: Well, that explains it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Explains what?
Tom: That's an assassin working for Warner Brothers!
Annie: It's a movie company, they don't kill ponies.
Tom: Then explain to me why that ngựa con, ngựa, pony with the Warner Bros hat is trying to kill us. Movie companies do this sort of stuff all the time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Hey. He stopped shooting at us.
Tom: Maybe because you're looking at him through a telescope. Let's get out of here. *Runs away*
Annie: *Puts telescope away, and follows Tom*
They decided to go see Saten Twist.
Tom: *Banging on door* Saten, we need your help!
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: Jesus christ! What are bạn over reacting about now?
Tom: Saten, when was I known to over react?
Flashback #1, at a restaurant.
Tom: *Runs to Saten Twist* Saten, we're out of napkins!! *Cries* Out of napkins!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flashback #2, Saten Twist's house
Tom: *Knocking on door*
Saten Twist: *Opens door*
Tom: Saten, I accidentally removed a do not remove tag from my pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hide me!!
Flashback #3, dark room with no lights.
Tom: Saten, Saten! I've gone blind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns on light*
Tom: Oh. Thanks buddy.
Back to reality.
Saten Twist: Tom, bạn over react to everything.
Tom: Well we were being shot at earlier bởi a Warner Brothers assassin.
Saten Twist: I know only one way to solve this solution. End this part, and go straight to the skits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack as herself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy record bởi buzzing in 2,000 times, and never answering a question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Jeopardy! Yes. I have heeled bạn my boy, bạn are heeled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: We have found a mustache for John Travlolta.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: And speaking of John Travolta, I watched the movie Grease!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *A little annoyed* Thank you. Thank you.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Moving on. rượu làm bằng trái táo, applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her gần đây marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful. And finally, Sean the hedgehog is also here, let's di chuyển on to double jeopardy, and the categories are-
Sean: Not so fast Trebek!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean: Well bạn were wrong old timer. I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if bạn will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Angry* I don't want to here it.
Sean: What's the difference between you, and a mallard with a cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: One is a sick duck, and, I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your grand daughter is a whore.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Sean: *Laughs*
Alex: Wonderful. Let's take a look at the categories. They are...
Potent Potables
Point to your own head
Letters hoặc numbers
Will this hurt if bạn put it in your mouth?
An album cover
Make any noise
And finally, Famous Muppet Frogs
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I should add, that the correct answer to every câu hỏi in the last category is Kermit.
Nick: *Buzzes in* Yes, thank you. Kermit, and John Wayne going, it's not easy being green pilgrim. It's like Schwarzenegger going ja, I'm Kermit The Frog, ja. That's me. Schwarzenegger, Kermit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *To Nick* bạn might be mentally retarded.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For once, I agree with Sean. Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with letters, hoặc numbers for 200. And the answer is... 5. Is five a letter, hoặc a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The number 5. Is it a number?
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes in* It was a beautiful thing. Right now, somepony is at his house saying, what the hell bạn doin boy? Get them parts for my '51 pick up truck.
Alex: Thank you, Mr. Craig.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Buzzes*
Alex: bạn already rang in.
Nick: Yes, it's a beautiful thing though, a monocle whinskey is at trang chủ going, ahoserugisoihsegkegsgjeh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank you. Thank you. Anyone else?
Nick: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Mr. Craig, I hate you.
Nick: But I tình yêu you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: It's like Jesse Helms, and Michael Jackson going, yimotacobell! Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You're a very sick stallion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Anyone else besides Mr. Craig?
No one buzzed in, and the out of time chuông, bell rang.
Alex: 5 is of course a number.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and phim chiếu rạp about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category. Sean the hedgehog, why don't bạn pick?
Sean: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 7,000.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: That's An Album Cover, not Anal Bum Cover.
Sean: I can read Trebek. That says Anal Bum Cover. I spent five years trying to invent the Anal Bum Cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn have lead a horrifying life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking bạn who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back ghế, chỗ ngồi singing, I wanna hold your five sung Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the tình yêu of god, shut your mouth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell bạn what, let's just go to Final Jeopardy. The category is.... bạn know what? bạn guys just decide.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn each ask your own question, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no way bạn can get this wrong, because you're asking the question.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Ask yourself anything at all, and then answer it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn have to be the dumbest ponies ever to mess this up.
The timer ran out.
Alex: And now, let's see how bạn managed to mess this up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Nick Craig wrote nothing, because he stuck his pen through his own hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Yes. Yes, this is like a play written bởi Shakespeare, and one of the characters stabs himself to be with his special somepony, and says, Ow! This is painful! But I'm doing this to be with you!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Don't ever come here again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* bạn didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's see what Sean wrote. *Looking at his answer* Uh...
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Is that what I think it is? Yeah, that's a human having sex with me.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: Come on, let everyone see my work!
Alex: No, we're not going to do that. Thanks for watching, goodnight.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn, and every other ngựa con, ngựa, pony in F Troop.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic cầu vồng as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Corporal Agarn was with Sargent O' Rourke when Captain Partmenter arrived with the mail.
Captain Parmenter: Hi everypony. *Tries to open bag, but drops it, and falls on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Gets up*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are bạn alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, I'm fine. I got some letters for bạn two. *Gives mail to Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn*
Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading letter*
Corporal Agarn: *Reading his letter* What did bạn get Sarge?
Sargent O' Rourke: I got coupons for anything I want, half price at Bed, Bath, And Beyond.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: My cousin is coming to visit me!
Captain Parmenter: What does he look like?
Corporal Agarn: He looks exactly like me, but he has facial hair. bạn see, he's from Mexico, and his name is Pedro Agarno.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Sounds Italian to me.
Corporal Agarn: He despises Italians!
Audience: *Laughing*
Later, Corporal Agarn's cousin arrived on a stage coach.
Corporal Agarn: Hello Pedro.
Pedro: Hello? ¿Por qué dices hello?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh, bạn still haven't learned english. Whoever's nghề viết văn this thing, I hope you're good at nghề viết văn in spanish.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: Es bueno verte de nuevo primo.
Corporal Agarn: Gracias Pedro. Es bueno verte de nuevo también.
Pedro: *Espera en el uniforme de Agarn*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pedro: ¿Qué es esta cosa que estés vestida?
Corporal Agarn: Es mi uniforme. Yo soy un cabo en el ejército de los Estados Unidos.
Pedro: Sin primo mío va a ser en el ejército. Usted podría morir.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hi bạn two. How is everything?
Pedro: Haz que hablan español.
Corporal Agarn: Uh, Captain, Pedro wants bạn to speak Spanish.
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to.
Corporal Agarn: It's easy. Just speak Italian, but with less syllables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Oh, okay. Bonjour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the kèn binh, nhện, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning bạn Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Princess Celestia was having cereal with Bryan, Timothy, Skeletor, Harry, Jenny, and Alexis
Celestia: So this, is that new cereal everypony is talking about. *Looking at cereal, which looks like spinach*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I could do a better job then this.
Mail Pony: *Walks in*
Celestia: *Stops eating, and takes letter* Equestria thực phẩm Corporations has challenged me to an Iron Chef Competition. We dare bạn to make a cereal better than ours. bạn have 24 hours to reply.
5 giây later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *In the underground parking lot with Luna* Man, did bạn hear what Princess Celestia is tryin' to do?
Luna: Yes. She has accepted the challenge that Equestria thực phẩm Corporations sent her.
Twilight: Nigga, she can't cook. Everypony knows that. Remember what happened last time?
5 hours ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Cooking pizza* Okay, who wants pepperoni? *Grabs red hotwheels cars*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Princess, that's not Pepperoni, it's-
Celestia: *Puts red hotwheels cars in the pizza*
Audience: *Laughing*
Luna: Never mind. *Walks away*
Back to Twilight, and Luna.
Luna: Exactly. This is an antic waiting to happen.
Cadence: *Drives her car into the parking lot*
Twilight: Damn, check out this nigga's ride.
Luna: Coming to visit?
Cadence: Yes, but not for long. I heard Celestia accepted the Iron Chef challenge được trao to her bởi the Equestria thực phẩm Corporations, and wanted to see how it went.
Luna: Now that I think about it, this will be funny, even if we don't sabotage her cooking. *Walks towards a car* I'd tình yêu to stay with you, but I am needed elsewhere. *Gets in car*
Driver: *Starts car, and revs engine twice. He then drives away*
Cadence: *Staring at Luna*
Twilight: Man, let's get to the tiếp theo scene. We went too long without anything funny happening!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cooking with Celestia.
Derpy: *Walks into kitchen* May I assist bạn in your culinary adventure? I brought bạn a ketchup packet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Isn't that mighty helpful of you? *Throws chef hat at Derpy* Now put on this chef hat.
Derpy: *Puts on chef's hat*
Celestia: I'm the best there is. 'S a fact. What bạn see here will be responsible for kicking your tastebuds in the ass.
Derpy: *Sees her hat moving bởi itself*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Let's start cooking. Turkey! *Puts turkey in a pot of boiling water* A cookie!
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy watched as Celestia kept on shouting out ngẫu nhiên things while putting it in the pot.
Celestia: Roast Beef! A bird's feather! A pillow!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: And now I will crack this egg like a pro. This is how the pros do it! *Smashes her hoof into the egg* And right into the pot! *Throws egg into pot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This is going to be really delicious. Isn't it?
Derpy: It looks like you're mashing up ngẫu nhiên shit together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get out! And take this ketchup packet with you! *Throws ketchup packet at Derpy*
Later, everypony tried out the "thing" Celestia cooked.
Celestia: I worked my floating mane off of this, so I want everypony to enjoy it.
Ponies: *Eating food*
Celestia: I can tell everypony really likes it.
Chrysler: *Burps* I think I just ate a cotton ball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Don't bạn dare insult my cooking like that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Don't worry Princess. I really enjoy this delicious meal, *Barfs on Alexis*
Audience: *Laughing*
Everypony started to stand up, and leave
Celestia: Where the hell do bạn think you're all going?!
Timothy: Skeletor just barfed all over Alexis.
Celestia: I don't care! bạn are going to sit back down, and enjoy the thực phẩm I created for you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Barfs on Celestia*
Celestia: *Barfs on table*
Audience: *Laughing*
Outside in the hallway, everypony could hear Celestia shouting.
Celestia: Somepony must have sabotaged my cooking!
Ponies: *Staring at Twilight*
Twilight: Yo! What the f**k are bạn niggas staring at?
Audience: *Laughing*
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.
Master Sword: bạn told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as bạn don't play as the person that created you, bạn can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do bạn want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked bởi that Warner Brothers Assassin.
Master Sword: I thought Warner Brothers made movies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Looks to the left* He's there.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: He's going to kill us, so we have to turn around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Really? Let me take a look at him. *Looks left, and sees the assassin* Come on Saten, he's sleeping. We can go right past him, and he'll have no idea about it. *Walking down the street*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Wakes up*
Master Sword: See? He isn't going to do anything. *Gets shot in leg*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I warned you. *Picks up Master Sword, and runs away* bạn just had to ignore me. Didn't you?
Master Sword: He was sleeping.
Saten Twist: That's no excuse.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: What if bạn told your teacher that if bạn failed a test?
Master Sword: I'm gonna tell her I failed a test, because she was sleeping?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: That's not the point. bạn need to be thêm careful.
Double Scoop: *Walking down the đường phố, street with Aina*
Saten Twist: Not these two. We can't let anything bad happen to them.
Meanwhile with the assassin.
Warner Brothers Assassin: Where is that Tom Foolery pony? He's insulted Warner Bros, and it's films, and TV shows too many times.
Tom: *Walking past the building*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Looking at Tom* I can't find him!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Sees Tom* Great. Three ponies I need to protect. I'm too sober for this. *Grabs bottle of beer, and drinks it*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hi Saten.
Saten Twist: Tom, find cover.
Tom: Are bạn talking about the assassin?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Yeah, he's gonna shoot you.
Tom: Oh, I don't think so. He's not in his position on that building I just walked past.
Saten Twist: Don't let that fool you.
Master Sword: Yeah. Look what happened to me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Make sure bạn get away from the assassin before he wakes up tiếp theo time.
Master Sword: *Glaring at Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute. We're doing a skit that has us in the army.
Saten Twist: Are bạn talking about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Master Sword: Yes. I like where this is going.
Saten Twist: Because you're Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Maybe that's who I'll be tiếp theo time I end up in Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Waiting for a bus*
Tom: Say, there's the assassin at a bus stop.
Saten Twist: He has his guns, and clothing in a suitcase.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll be back to finish bạn losers off. bạn won't be alive for much longer! *Gets on bus*
Tom: That's right. We'll be alive for much much longer.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
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Wow..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi chó cái, bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a người hâm mộ of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's di chuyển on the con voi of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT con voi in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
Thats all I can say.
Wow..
I'm glad the Nazi chó cái, bitch died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.
And as much I can't say I'm a người hâm mộ of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l
But anyway.
Let's di chuyển on the con voi of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT con voi in the room.
And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.
Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..
I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.
Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.
Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.
The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive bạn for killing his friends, simply cause bạn (sarcastically) apologised.
But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..
Anyway..
That's all I got.
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But know who characters are.
Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.
Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.
The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive bạn for killing his friends, simply cause bạn (sarcastically) apologised.
But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..
Anyway..
That's all I got.
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Okay.. The first thing bạn guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw bạn in front of a bus without a một giây thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when bạn really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him thêm pain.
Anyway.
Not much thêm to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw bạn in front of a bus without a một giây thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when bạn really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him thêm pain.
Anyway.
Not much thêm to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
I'm decided to start reviewing this hiển thị as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I tình yêu Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I tình yêu Aaron Paul. So, there's that..
And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..
I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..
I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.
There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...
Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..
Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..
So, two birds I guess..
LINK: link