Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: xin chào everypony. Great to see bạn again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never đã đưa ý kiến we weren't going to do jokes.
Master Sword: Yes bạn did.
Tom: No I didn't.
Master Sword: Well I'm pretty sure bạn did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails
Master Sword: And this is a crossover of.. Do we even have to say it? It's got both of the titles from the shows right there for you!
Audience: *Laughing*
For this crossover parody, the Season 3 Ponies On The Rails cast will be theirselves, but playing as the M*A*S*H ponies will be....
Tom Foolery as Captain Hawkeye Pierce
Saten Twist as Sargent Klinger
Double Scoop as Captain B.J Honnecut
Master Sword as Major Charles Emerson Winchester
Aina as Major Houllihan
and Mortomis as Colonel Potter
North Korea, 1953
One ngày at the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, Captain Hawkeye was in the swamp with B.J.
Hawkeye: Oh, Beej. We've got too many wounded coming in here.
Honnecut: Beej. If bạn say that backwards, it's Jeeb.
Hawkeye: That's close enough to jeep.
Audience: *Laughing*
Winchester: *Walks in* What do bạn two think you're doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing.
Honnecut: I never knew the army would punish somepony for doing nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Winchester: Your humor fails to amuse me, but I will enjoy seeing bạn two get sent to the klink. One thêm foul up, and you'll both be in the stockade for a long time.
Hawkeye: Klink? Stockade?
Honnecut: Make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Colonel Potter was in his room talking on a telephone.
Colonel Potter: We need a new way to get patients from here back to their unit..... What's that?...... A Railway Line?..... Oh, it was just a joke..... Well, as soon as bạn find another way, let me know.... Adios.
Hawkeye: *Walks in Potter's room* Hello Colonel.
Colonel Potter: Don't any of bạn knock?
Hawkeye: What for? There's a war going on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: What's up?
Colonel Potter: Somepony just told me the dumbest joke. He thought it was funny to tell me that we'd make a Railway to take ponies from here to their unit. It just wastes too much time.
Hawkeye: *Getting an idea* Maybe it's not good as a joke, but it's good for another thing. *Leaves office*
Colonel Potter: What's that supposed to mean?
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne Wyoming, also in the năm 1953
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: *Looking at telegram from Korea* I don't believe this!
Percy: *Walks into office* Sir? Everything okay?
Pete: No! We need to expand our line all the way to Korea!
Percy: bạn don't wanna go there. There's a war going on. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Leave it to the army to screw things up.
Audience: *Laughing*
So the line was built all the way across the Pacific Ocean from San Franciscolt to Seoul. Then, it went all around the Equestrian Army's territory going to many M*A*S*H units, and army bases.
Major Houllihan: What is the meaning of all this?
Sargent Klinger: It's a Railway line.
A train was going across, but all of a sudden the bridge blew up.
Hawkeye: What happened?
Colonel Potter: That was one of ours!
Honnecut: What were they thinking?
Colonel Potter: They had no idea about this. Like I said, the army always screw things up.
Hawkeye: I have a feeling somepony đã đưa ý kiến that before you.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Tom Foolery, and Master Sword introduce us to thêm ponies. Again.
They are...
Cosmic cầu vồng from Emo_Brony47
Heartsong from Scougesgirl
Annie from Ameliarose2002
Blaze from Liam_A_Ninja
Sophie Shimmer from Aquagirl445
Snow Wonder from Dragonaura15
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 2: thêm Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Need I say more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Making a Jack-O lantern with an ice cream cone*
Snow Wonder: *Looking at Jack-O lantern* That looks really beautiful.
Double Scoop: Thanks. Have bạn ever wondered what the O stands for in Jack-O lantern?
Snow Wonder: No. What?
Double Scoop: Off.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Snow Wonder: Okay. *Walks away*
Meanwhile at Blaze's house, he was playing Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Cosmic Rainbow.
Cosmic Rainbow: This game wasn't supposed to come out until November. How did bạn get it?
Blaze: With a little persuasion.
Cosmic Rainbow: What kind of persuasion?
Blaze: The kind that risks lives.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets shot* Wait, what the hell? I shot that guy seven times in the head, and he never died.
Blaze: That's ridiculous. bạn must have missed.
Cosmic Rainbow: How does one miss the head of a ngựa con, ngựa, pony when shooting a gun?
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: I'm not even gonna bother arguing with bạn *His character falls through the ground* Wait, what the--
Cosmic Rainbow: Be prepared for the ultimate rage.
Blaze: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
He was shouting so loud that it was heard everywhere. It was heard in Manehattan, on the train to Canterlot, and it was even heard in China.
Chinese Pony: Sounds rike somepony is angry.
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Jawohr.
Chinese Pony: Stop trying to speak German.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at Blaze's house...
Blaze: *Takes game out of PS4, and puts it back in case* This is stupid.
Cosmic Rainbow: What are bạn going to do?
Blaze: I am going to-
The doorbell rang.
Blaze: Hmm. *Brings game to the front door, and opens the door*
Colt: *Dressed up as a tree* Trick hoặc treat.
Blaze: Here, have a videogame. *Gives game to Colt*
Colt: Awesome! *Runs away with game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: bạn gave a six năm old a rated M game?
Blaze: Have bạn ever tried giving a yo yo to a ngựa con, ngựa, pony at the age of 67?
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile at a retirement center.
Old Pony: *Tied up in yo yo* Oh fiddlesticks. I'll have to call Jimmy again. This is the 24th time I got stuck in this contraption.
Audience: *Laughing*
And now, it's time for fanmail from your yêu thích six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, bởi giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think bạn sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are bạn going to stop being a coward?
cầu vồng Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are bạn a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of bạn is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't người hâm mộ mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: What letter did bạn get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well bạn wouldn't be laughing if bạn got a disrespectful letter like that.
cầu vồng Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm cầu vồng Dash!
A light was shining on her, and thiên thần started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets letter* Dear cầu vồng Dash, bạn are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do bạn take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I tình yêu bạn too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the mui xe of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: bạn know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
The cast for this episode of Celebrity Jeopardy is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Scott Eastwood (The son of Clint Eastwood)
and Blaze as Tom Hanks
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Since the current tháng is October, most of our categories will be related to Halloween. With that said, let's take a look at the board. Tom Hanks is in third place with negative 84,000 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I've been in hiển thị business for a long time Alex, and frankly, I don't like the wages you're paying me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Too bad. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with negative 8,000 dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Sean: Why do bạn keep giving everypony negative amounts of money Trebek? Did bạn get robbed bởi a three năm old?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Ignores Sean* Moving on. Scott Eastwood is in một giây place with negative sixteen thousand dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Scott: Hi dad. If you're watching this, I'm going to let everypony know about how awesome bạn are, and how successful bạn are in acting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: I'm going to be just like him.
Alex: Fantastic. Now it's time for Double Jeopardy. The categories are..
Potent Potables
The Vowels, and numbers before ten
Holidays that end in alloween
Decorations
What's that smell
Frankenstein
And finally, pumpkins
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Starting off will be Tom Hanks since he's in last place.
Tom: I'm losing? I gotta run faster!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a race.... Scott, why don't bạn pick a category?
Scott: Sure thing Mr. Trebek. I'll take phim chiếu rạp that my dad starred in for seven hundred.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Scott: Then, how about phim chiếu rạp that I starred in for seven hundred?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about The vowels, and numbers before ten for 200? The answer is, "This number is between 7, and 9, and also comes before 10"
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: A pair of breasts!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That wasn't neccesary.
Sean: Well that's what it looks like Trebek. bạn should know bởi staring at your brother's.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Eastwood?
Scott: My dad starred in this really great movie called The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, and he killed a bunch of bad guys in the wildwest.
He ran out of time.
Alex: Time is up, fortunately. The answer was 8. That number is between 7, and 9 while being before 10.
Sean: Turn 8 sideways, and it looks like a pair of breasts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, I know. Scott, why don't bạn choose a category for us.
Scott: With pleasure. Let's try phim chiếu rạp that my dad starred in for a thousand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It seems like your dad is the only thing bạn think about.
Scott: Not really. Mostly, I think about the phim chiếu rạp he starred in.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn know what? Let's just go with Decorations for 400. Now the answer is, "These decorations can be put on a tree."
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Sean?
Sean: Your grand daughter's clothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Before I slept with her on giáng sinh last year, she took all her clothing off, and put it on the tree.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Someone else, before I decide to end this?
Sean: End what? This is going great so far!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it. Final Jeopardy. The category for bạn three is your yêu thích color.
The final jeopardy âm nhạc starts to play.
Alex: There are a lot of colors, so there's no way bạn should get this wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Think of any color, and write it down. It could be red, yellow, green, hoặc blue. hoặc to make things easier for you, the màu sắc of the rainbow.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Okay, let's see what bạn three wrote down. *Goes to Tom's board* Okay Tom, *Sees his podium is broken* The screen on your podium... What happened to it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I was nghề viết văn down my yêu thích color, and all of a sudden it broke. bạn really need better equipment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. *Goes to Scott's board* Mr. Eastwood wrote down. *Looks at his board* Where Eagles Dare? What's that supposed to mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: It was a movie my dad starred in in 1968.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Maybe your relationship with him is not a good one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And... *Goes to Sean's board* Our only contestant that's not a ngựa con, ngựa, pony wrote down *Looks at his board* Blue. He wrote down his yêu thích color, now I just hope he doesn't say anything bad about me like last time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I was only speaking the truth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. bạn wagered... Me. Blue me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing* No thank you, that's what a mare is for.
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh yes bạn do!
Alex: And that's all the time we have for Celebrity Jeopardy. Hopefully, for a long long time.
Audience: *Clapping*
In the tiếp theo part of this episode, Sophie Shimmer stars as a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that works in a body shop.
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV.
Wheel Bearing: bạn don't know what type of SUV it is?
Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even know what SUV stands for.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'm sure nopony knows.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cutlass Supreme: Which ponies do bạn want on which car?
Mr. Beddler: I was just getting to that Cutlass. You, Danielle, and Wheel Bearing will work on the Chevy Pearla. The rest of bạn work on the SUV.
Tim: How are we supposed to work on something if bạn don't know what it is?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know what it is, I just don't know what it stands for.
Tim: Aw, Mr. Beddler. You're being a bad influence to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Well get changed into your uniforms. Those cars will be here any minute.
And so, they did. The cars soon arrived, but the car doors to the nhà để xe were closed.
Car Owner: *Honks horn*
Mr. Beddler: What was that?
Tim: I don't know, but I don't care. I just want those cars to hiển thị up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Car Owner: *Honking horn*
Mr. Beddler: *Opens car door* Stop doing that. Someponies are waiting for two cars to arrive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Car Owner: This is one of them.
Mr. Beddler: Then bring her in.
Car Owner: This ain't a her. I named it Karl.
Mr. Beddler: bạn named a car Karl?
Audience: *Laughing*
Car Owner: That's what it is. bạn just gotta put an l at the end.
Audience: *Laughing*
The car owner brought his car in, and the SUV went in shortly after.
SUV Owner: How much would it cost to repaint this thing?
Mr. Beddler: What thing?
Audience: *Laughing*
SUV Owner: My car.
Mr. Beddler: Oh, this ain't a car. It's an SUV.
Audience: *Laughing*
SUV Owner: *Angry* All I want to know is how much it would cost to repaint my car.
Mr. Beddler: Repainting your SUV would cost about four hundred dollars.
SUV Owner: I could Mất tích that much money playing Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: What color do bạn want your SUV?
SUV Owner: Same color.
Olive: Did somepony say they wanted to repaint their car?
SUV Owner: Yes?
Olive: *Throws trái cam, màu da cam paint onto the SUV, and smiles* Problem solved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Olive: I would have gone for ôliu, ô liu Green, since my name is Olive.
Audience: *Laughing*
SUV Owner: Well I would have gone somewhere else if I knew this bodyshop was run bởi idiots! *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Mr. Beddler: *Very angry* you're fired...
Olive: Oh well. bạn can't win them all.
Mr. Beddler: What's that supposed to mean?
Olive: I didn't win the chance of fixing that SUV. Well, at least I won't have to have somepony as a boss that doesn't know what an SUV is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: *He gets so angry that his face turns red*
Audience: *Laughing*
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank bạn everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a núi lửa erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Nhật Bản has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's di chuyển on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny ngày for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy ngày on Friday, followed bởi a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the người hâm mộ when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did bạn figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we di chuyển onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to bạn about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, bạn don't wanna be there. They had a núi lửa erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had núi lửa problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, bạn see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding bạn that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: bạn tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now bạn shall pay us the price, for bạn attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Mất tích his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues hát his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy hát his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our hiển thị today. Thank bạn for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do bạn watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what bạn mean. Well, thank bạn for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2014
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: xin chào everypony. Great to see bạn again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never đã đưa ý kiến we weren't going to do jokes.
Master Sword: Yes bạn did.
Tom: No I didn't.
Master Sword: Well I'm pretty sure bạn did.
Tom: Yeah, well that's your opinion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, M*A*S*H Ponies On The Rails
Master Sword: And this is a crossover of.. Do we even have to say it? It's got both of the titles from the shows right there for you!
Audience: *Laughing*
For this crossover parody, the Season 3 Ponies On The Rails cast will be theirselves, but playing as the M*A*S*H ponies will be....
Tom Foolery as Captain Hawkeye Pierce
Saten Twist as Sargent Klinger
Double Scoop as Captain B.J Honnecut
Master Sword as Major Charles Emerson Winchester
Aina as Major Houllihan
and Mortomis as Colonel Potter
North Korea, 1953
One ngày at the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, Captain Hawkeye was in the swamp with B.J.
Hawkeye: Oh, Beej. We've got too many wounded coming in here.
Honnecut: Beej. If bạn say that backwards, it's Jeeb.
Hawkeye: That's close enough to jeep.
Audience: *Laughing*
Winchester: *Walks in* What do bạn two think you're doing?
Hawkeye: Nothing.
Honnecut: I never knew the army would punish somepony for doing nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Winchester: Your humor fails to amuse me, but I will enjoy seeing bạn two get sent to the klink. One thêm foul up, and you'll both be in the stockade for a long time.
Hawkeye: Klink? Stockade?
Honnecut: Make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Colonel Potter was in his room talking on a telephone.
Colonel Potter: We need a new way to get patients from here back to their unit..... What's that?...... A Railway Line?..... Oh, it was just a joke..... Well, as soon as bạn find another way, let me know.... Adios.
Hawkeye: *Walks in Potter's room* Hello Colonel.
Colonel Potter: Don't any of bạn knock?
Hawkeye: What for? There's a war going on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: What's up?
Colonel Potter: Somepony just told me the dumbest joke. He thought it was funny to tell me that we'd make a Railway to take ponies from here to their unit. It just wastes too much time.
Hawkeye: *Getting an idea* Maybe it's not good as a joke, but it's good for another thing. *Leaves office*
Colonel Potter: What's that supposed to mean?
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne Wyoming, also in the năm 1953
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: *Looking at telegram from Korea* I don't believe this!
Percy: *Walks into office* Sir? Everything okay?
Pete: No! We need to expand our line all the way to Korea!
Percy: bạn don't wanna go there. There's a war going on. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Leave it to the army to screw things up.
Audience: *Laughing*
So the line was built all the way across the Pacific Ocean from San Franciscolt to Seoul. Then, it went all around the Equestrian Army's territory going to many M*A*S*H units, and army bases.
Major Houllihan: What is the meaning of all this?
Sargent Klinger: It's a Railway line.
A train was going across, but all of a sudden the bridge blew up.
Hawkeye: What happened?
Colonel Potter: That was one of ours!
Honnecut: What were they thinking?
Colonel Potter: They had no idea about this. Like I said, the army always screw things up.
Hawkeye: I have a feeling somepony đã đưa ý kiến that before you.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Tom Foolery, and Master Sword introduce us to thêm ponies. Again.
They are...
Cosmic cầu vồng from Emo_Brony47
Heartsong from Scougesgirl
Annie from Ameliarose2002
Blaze from Liam_A_Ninja
Sophie Shimmer from Aquagirl445
Snow Wonder from Dragonaura15
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 2: thêm Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Need I say more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Making a Jack-O lantern with an ice cream cone*
Snow Wonder: *Looking at Jack-O lantern* That looks really beautiful.
Double Scoop: Thanks. Have bạn ever wondered what the O stands for in Jack-O lantern?
Snow Wonder: No. What?
Double Scoop: Off.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Snow Wonder: Okay. *Walks away*
Meanwhile at Blaze's house, he was playing Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Cosmic Rainbow.
Cosmic Rainbow: This game wasn't supposed to come out until November. How did bạn get it?
Blaze: With a little persuasion.
Cosmic Rainbow: What kind of persuasion?
Blaze: The kind that risks lives.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets shot* Wait, what the hell? I shot that guy seven times in the head, and he never died.
Blaze: That's ridiculous. bạn must have missed.
Cosmic Rainbow: How does one miss the head of a ngựa con, ngựa, pony when shooting a gun?
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: I'm not even gonna bother arguing with bạn *His character falls through the ground* Wait, what the--
Cosmic Rainbow: Be prepared for the ultimate rage.
Blaze: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
He was shouting so loud that it was heard everywhere. It was heard in Manehattan, on the train to Canterlot, and it was even heard in China.
Chinese Pony: Sounds rike somepony is angry.
Chinese ngựa con, ngựa, pony 2: Jawohr.
Chinese Pony: Stop trying to speak German.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at Blaze's house...
Blaze: *Takes game out of PS4, and puts it back in case* This is stupid.
Cosmic Rainbow: What are bạn going to do?
Blaze: I am going to-
The doorbell rang.
Blaze: Hmm. *Brings game to the front door, and opens the door*
Colt: *Dressed up as a tree* Trick hoặc treat.
Blaze: Here, have a videogame. *Gives game to Colt*
Colt: Awesome! *Runs away with game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: bạn gave a six năm old a rated M game?
Blaze: Have bạn ever tried giving a yo yo to a ngựa con, ngựa, pony at the age of 67?
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile at a retirement center.
Old Pony: *Tied up in yo yo* Oh fiddlesticks. I'll have to call Jimmy again. This is the 24th time I got stuck in this contraption.
Audience: *Laughing*
And now, it's time for fanmail from your yêu thích six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, bởi giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think bạn sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are bạn going to stop being a coward?
cầu vồng Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are bạn a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of bạn is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't người hâm mộ mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: What letter did bạn get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well bạn wouldn't be laughing if bạn got a disrespectful letter like that.
cầu vồng Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm cầu vồng Dash!
A light was shining on her, and thiên thần started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Gets letter* Dear cầu vồng Dash, bạn are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do bạn take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I tình yêu bạn too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the mui xe of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: bạn know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
The cast for this episode of Celebrity Jeopardy is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game hiển thị wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Cosmic cầu vồng as Scott Eastwood (The son of Clint Eastwood)
and Blaze as Tom Hanks
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Since the current tháng is October, most of our categories will be related to Halloween. With that said, let's take a look at the board. Tom Hanks is in third place with negative 84,000 dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I've been in hiển thị business for a long time Alex, and frankly, I don't like the wages you're paying me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Too bad. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with negative 8,000 dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Sean: Why do bạn keep giving everypony negative amounts of money Trebek? Did bạn get robbed bởi a three năm old?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Ignores Sean* Moving on. Scott Eastwood is in một giây place with negative sixteen thousand dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Scott: Hi dad. If you're watching this, I'm going to let everypony know about how awesome bạn are, and how successful bạn are in acting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: I'm going to be just like him.
Alex: Fantastic. Now it's time for Double Jeopardy. The categories are..
Potent Potables
The Vowels, and numbers before ten
Holidays that end in alloween
Decorations
What's that smell
Frankenstein
And finally, pumpkins
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Starting off will be Tom Hanks since he's in last place.
Tom: I'm losing? I gotta run faster!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a race.... Scott, why don't bạn pick a category?
Scott: Sure thing Mr. Trebek. I'll take phim chiếu rạp that my dad starred in for seven hundred.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Scott: Then, how about phim chiếu rạp that I starred in for seven hundred?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about The vowels, and numbers before ten for 200? The answer is, "This number is between 7, and 9, and also comes before 10"
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: A pair of breasts!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That wasn't neccesary.
Sean: Well that's what it looks like Trebek. bạn should know bởi staring at your brother's.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Eastwood?
Scott: My dad starred in this really great movie called The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, and he killed a bunch of bad guys in the wildwest.
He ran out of time.
Alex: Time is up, fortunately. The answer was 8. That number is between 7, and 9 while being before 10.
Sean: Turn 8 sideways, and it looks like a pair of breasts.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Yes, I know. Scott, why don't bạn choose a category for us.
Scott: With pleasure. Let's try phim chiếu rạp that my dad starred in for a thousand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It seems like your dad is the only thing bạn think about.
Scott: Not really. Mostly, I think about the phim chiếu rạp he starred in.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: bạn know what? Let's just go with Decorations for 400. Now the answer is, "These decorations can be put on a tree."
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Sean?
Sean: Your grand daughter's clothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Before I slept with her on giáng sinh last year, she took all her clothing off, and put it on the tree.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Someone else, before I decide to end this?
Sean: End what? This is going great so far!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it. Final Jeopardy. The category for bạn three is your yêu thích color.
The final jeopardy âm nhạc starts to play.
Alex: There are a lot of colors, so there's no way bạn should get this wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Think of any color, and write it down. It could be red, yellow, green, hoặc blue. hoặc to make things easier for you, the màu sắc of the rainbow.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Okay, let's see what bạn three wrote down. *Goes to Tom's board* Okay Tom, *Sees his podium is broken* The screen on your podium... What happened to it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I was nghề viết văn down my yêu thích color, and all of a sudden it broke. bạn really need better equipment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. *Goes to Scott's board* Mr. Eastwood wrote down. *Looks at his board* Where Eagles Dare? What's that supposed to mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: It was a movie my dad starred in in 1968.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Maybe your relationship with him is not a good one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And... *Goes to Sean's board* Our only contestant that's not a ngựa con, ngựa, pony wrote down *Looks at his board* Blue. He wrote down his yêu thích color, now I just hope he doesn't say anything bad about me like last time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I was only speaking the truth.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. bạn wagered... Me. Blue me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Laughing* No thank you, that's what a mare is for.
Alex: I don't get it.
Sean: Oh yes bạn do!
Alex: And that's all the time we have for Celebrity Jeopardy. Hopefully, for a long long time.
Audience: *Clapping*
In the tiếp theo part of this episode, Sophie Shimmer stars as a ngựa con, ngựa, pony that works in a body shop.
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV.
Wheel Bearing: bạn don't know what type of SUV it is?
Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even know what SUV stands for.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'm sure nopony knows.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cutlass Supreme: Which ponies do bạn want on which car?
Mr. Beddler: I was just getting to that Cutlass. You, Danielle, and Wheel Bearing will work on the Chevy Pearla. The rest of bạn work on the SUV.
Tim: How are we supposed to work on something if bạn don't know what it is?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know what it is, I just don't know what it stands for.
Tim: Aw, Mr. Beddler. You're being a bad influence to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Well get changed into your uniforms. Those cars will be here any minute.
And so, they did. The cars soon arrived, but the car doors to the nhà để xe were closed.
Car Owner: *Honks horn*
Mr. Beddler: What was that?
Tim: I don't know, but I don't care. I just want those cars to hiển thị up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Car Owner: *Honking horn*
Mr. Beddler: *Opens car door* Stop doing that. Someponies are waiting for two cars to arrive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Car Owner: This is one of them.
Mr. Beddler: Then bring her in.
Car Owner: This ain't a her. I named it Karl.
Mr. Beddler: bạn named a car Karl?
Audience: *Laughing*
Car Owner: That's what it is. bạn just gotta put an l at the end.
Audience: *Laughing*
The car owner brought his car in, and the SUV went in shortly after.
SUV Owner: How much would it cost to repaint this thing?
Mr. Beddler: What thing?
Audience: *Laughing*
SUV Owner: My car.
Mr. Beddler: Oh, this ain't a car. It's an SUV.
Audience: *Laughing*
SUV Owner: *Angry* All I want to know is how much it would cost to repaint my car.
Mr. Beddler: Repainting your SUV would cost about four hundred dollars.
SUV Owner: I could Mất tích that much money playing Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: What color do bạn want your SUV?
SUV Owner: Same color.
Olive: Did somepony say they wanted to repaint their car?
SUV Owner: Yes?
Olive: *Throws trái cam, màu da cam paint onto the SUV, and smiles* Problem solved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Olive: I would have gone for ôliu, ô liu Green, since my name is Olive.
Audience: *Laughing*
SUV Owner: Well I would have gone somewhere else if I knew this bodyshop was run bởi idiots! *Gets back in his car, and drives away*
Mr. Beddler: *Very angry* you're fired...
Olive: Oh well. bạn can't win them all.
Mr. Beddler: What's that supposed to mean?
Olive: I didn't win the chance of fixing that SUV. Well, at least I won't have to have somepony as a boss that doesn't know what an SUV is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: *He gets so angry that his face turns red*
Audience: *Laughing*
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.
Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank bạn everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a núi lửa erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Nhật Bản has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then there was the bombing of Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Nate: Yeah, well they deserved it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's di chuyển on to the weather.
Nate: Right. Our forecast for this week includes, a nice sunny ngày for Wednesday, and Thursday. Then, we get a partly cloudy ngày on Friday, followed bởi a nonstop thunderstorm on Saturday.
Hillary: It has to stop at sometime.
Nate: Maybe it will, when ponies stop getting scared over it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: On Sunday, we will have another partly cloudy day, but on Monday, and Tuesday, the shit hits the người hâm mộ when it begins to snow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: How did bạn figure that out?
Nate: Farmer's almanac. Never lies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: And finally, before we di chuyển onto commercials, we have a special visitor.
Nate: Coming all the way from the middle east, it's Major General Shayne Diesel.
Blaze is Shayne Diesel.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Shayne: Thanks for having me here. Any place is better than the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: That's what we wanted to talk to bạn about.
Hillary: How are your soldiers doing over there?
Shayne: Not too bad, except for the fact that they're dealing with a new terrorist group called ISIS.
Audience: *Booing* F*ck ISIS!!
Shayne: Don't worry everypony, we will stop them! After all, we are the United States of Equestria!
Nate: *Starts to think that Shayne is being annoying, and becomes sarcastic* Really? I thought this was Japan.
Shayne: Nah, bạn don't wanna be there. They had a núi lửa erupt.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And I thought Hawaii had núi lửa problems!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Let's get back on the topic of ISIS.
Shayne: Ah yes, the disgrace to everypony that believes in freedom, and democracy. Freedom is what makes this world spin around!
A song starts to play in the background: link
Shayne: I'm talking about ponies that have a long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: And while they're giving that long unnecessary speech about Equestria, and how it's an awesome country while a foreign song plays in the background, bạn see the Equestrian Flag, with stars, and stripes, waving in the wind, and reminding bạn that we are a powerful country!
Then the flag showed up behind Shayne in the background.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: We are a reminder to ISIS, that we have the toughest army in the world, and we will kill them all!! *Sings along to the song* This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: bạn tried to attack us, but your attack failed! And now bạn shall pay us the price, for bạn attempting to attack our home!
Nate: *Confused*
Shayne: This is the U.S.E, and we will kill you!
Hillary: I think he finally Mất tích his mind.
Nate: Me too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shayne: *Continues hát his song*
Nate, and Hillary snuck out of the studio. Shayne didn't notice, for he was too busy hát his song.
Audience: *Laughing*
And that's all the time we have for the news. Stop the song!!
Master Sword: Well, that's all the time we have for our hiển thị today. Thank bạn for watching.
Tom: Master Sword, this is an article. How do bạn watch an article?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't know, but the announcer always says, "On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience."
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I see what bạn mean. Well, thank bạn for viewing this. How about that?
The End.
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2014
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A một giây CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his một giây chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his một giây chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Anyone have that game where bạn tình yêu it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. bạn can't go on ngẫu nhiên đường phố, street rampages.
But I actually tình yêu this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
bạn get less tired of them, cause bạn never know when the tiếp theo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the hiển thị LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person bởi protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. bạn can't go on ngẫu nhiên đường phố, street rampages.
But I actually tình yêu this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
bạn get less tired of them, cause bạn never know when the tiếp theo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the hiển thị LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person bởi protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him hoặc tình yêu him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much thêm "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him hoặc tình yêu him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much thêm "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
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