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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" giờ

May 21, 1951

bạn already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the ngày off. So we got bạn another ngựa con, ngựa, pony to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new ngựa con, ngựa, pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.. Douchebag.
Pete: Uh, yeah. You're working with Douchebag until Jeff feels better.
Percy: Ok. Come on Douchebag, I'll hiển thị bạn around.
Douchebag: Ok. *follows*
Percy: *walks to servicing facility* Sometimes we get to service engines here, but we mostly fix tracks.
Douchebag: Uh huh.
Percy: Over there is our truck. We drive it around the tracks, but if we're lucky we get to ride on a railcar.
Douchebag: Where are the keys to the truck?
Percy: I have them.
Douchebag: *steals keys*
Percy: Hey!
Douchebag: *steals truck*
Percy: I cannot believe this is happening. *runs to railcar*

As Douchebag was driving away, he nearly hit a train

Hawkeye: Whoa! Who was that?
Percy: *driving rail car toward Hawkeye's train* NO! *stops*
Hawkeye: *driving 39 miles an hour*
Percy: Come on! I have a theif to catch!

But luckily for Percy, the truck stalled

Douchebag: Grrrrr. How do I fix this?! *turns key* It didn't start *turns key*
Hawkeye: *passes Douchebag*

Meanwhile at the switch

Percy: *sees the end of Hawkeye's train* Finally *drives onto mainline*
Douchebag: *starts truck*
Percy: This ngựa con, ngựa, pony is thêm obnoxious then Gordon
Douchebag: *driving at 25 miles an hour*
Percy: *catching up*
Douchebag: *doing 30*
Percy: *catching up*
Douchebag: *doing 35*
Percy: *catches up* Douchebag!! Stop the truck!
Douchebag: No!
Percy: I now see why they call bạn Douchebag!
Douchebag: *rams Percy off rails*
Percy: *Flying after Douchebag*
Douchebag: *drives on train tracks*
Percy: *lands on truck*
Douchebag: Get off!!
Percy: no
Douchebag: *swerves to left*
Percy: *nearly falls off*
Douchebag: *Swerves to right*
Percy: *falls off*
Douchebag: Hahahaha. *sees train* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crashes*
Orion: Oh my god! How many times am I going to crash into things?!

Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? bạn ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So bạn crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot lấy trộm, đánh cắp the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he saw Red Rose.

Red Rose: Percy? What's wrong?
Percy: I got fired.
Red Rose: *gasp* Why?
Percy: Apparently I let a new worker steal a truck, and crash into a train.
Red Rose: That's terrible.
Percy: Yeah. If only Jeff wasn't sick.
Red Rose: Wait a minute. bạn just gave me an idea!
Percy: What?
Red Rose: Where's Coffee Creme?
Percy: I don't know.
Red Rose: Alright. What about Gordon?
Percy: He doesn't come back from his break until tomorrow.
Red Rose: Shit! Do bạn know where Jeff lives?
Percy: I think so.
Red Rose: Than go find him.
Percy: I'm on it! *flies off*

While that was going on..

Orion: Sir, did bạn really have to ngọn lửa, chữa cháy Percy? He was chasing Douchebag, then got rammed off the tracks.
Pete: bạn saw this happen?
Orion: Not all of it, but I saw how Percy got hurt.
Pete: How did the truck push his xe đẩy, giỏ hàng off the rails?
Orion: It went fast, and rammed his xe đẩy, giỏ hàng bởi the side. He was pretty desperate to stop Douchebag. He even fell off the truck when trying to stop him.
Pete: And why did I ngọn lửa, chữa cháy him?
Orion: Yeah, why did bạn ngọn lửa, chữa cháy him?
Pete: Because he let that ngựa con, ngựa, pony take the truck in the first place. Now if I saw how Douchebag got his hands on the keys, I wouldn't have fired him.

There was nothing thêm Orion could say. He just returned to his train, and continued to the station

Meanwhile, Percy was still looking for Jeff. Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are bạn doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do bạn know how bạn got sick?
Jeff: My doctor đã đưa ý kiến it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* hoặc bạn can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're not supposed to get back until tomorrow.
Gordon: Yeah well I didn't want to get late so I decided to leave early. Anyway, that's not the point. I heard bạn got fired, and needed some help.
Percy: Who told bạn this?
Gordon: Orion. He called me at the airport when I got back, and I came looking for you. Where are we heading?
Percy: To May 20, 1951. Cheyenne.
Jeff: On the intersection of West 25, and Carey Avenue.
Gordon: Got it.

As his horn lit up, Gordon concetrated on time travelling to last night.

Gordon: Well, we're here.
Jeff: There I am, and there's the Filly with her parents.
Percy: Let's stop you. *runs toward past Jeff*
filly: *walking towards past Jeff*
Future Jeff: Look out!
Past Jeff: *backs away from filly*
Parents: What are bạn doing shouting like that?! And why do bạn look exactly like this stallion?
Future Jeff: Time traveling unicorn here saved my life.
Gordon: That's me.
Parents: Come on Mary Sue *walk with filly*
Gordon: Well, we saved yourself from getting sick, and Percy is no longer fired.

The three ponies time travelled back into the morning of May 21, 1951

Percy: Good morning Pete
Pete: Morning Percy, Hi Jeff.
Jeff: What's good Pete?
Douchebag: *walks up*
Pete: Oh, bạn don't have to be here today Douchebag, Jeff is feeling fine.
Douchebag: Good. Cuz I'm not coming back here again *walks off*
Jeff: Is that the ngựa con, ngựa, pony that was going to replace me?
Pete: Yeah. I thought bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn weren't feeling well.
Jeff: I tried calling bạn this morning. I feel better now.
Pete: Alright then. Get to work bạn two.
Percy: Yes sir *walks to servicing facility*
Jeff: *follows*

The End

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GANGER:
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posted by Canada24
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1:

Saten: But dude! bạn can't steal police cars! bạn know how illegal that is!?

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Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful súng thần công, pháo in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

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Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...
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#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's đã đưa ý kiến to be okay enough..


#4: THE TERRY cáo, fox STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And bạn can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..


#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..


#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a tình yêu story. But it's good...
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#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...
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And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate bạn into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't bạn the one that lead us too...
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posted by Canada24
I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This hiển thị is starting to give me that "numb feelings" bạn get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This hiển thị seems thêm subtle, and smarter..

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3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: bạn sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, bạn still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: xin chào buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames bạn for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as hoạt hình go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker hoặc something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda...
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..


#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most được ưa chuộng story.
And not even my best work. It's just me hiển thị off my tình yêu of Spike at the time, and hiển thị SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..


#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..


#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..


#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
Farcry 3 should be a movie.

I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.

But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.

Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.

But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..

This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
posted by Canada24
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..


#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..


#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..


#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..


#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..


#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest Youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..


#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..


#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..


#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.


#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..