Canada24's club.. Article: Canada24 reviews JAWS 4:

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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Sean's death cá mập attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a cá mập attack.. All while his screams are drowned bởi the giáng sinh singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the cá mập was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)

I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach.. Which is never explained why.

So, anyway, Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the bờ biển, bãi biển ever again... Wait, why would they EVER go the bờ biển, bãi biển after the other films!?.

She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..

Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
bạn know, the guy who blows up the first one after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile bạn son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, bạn big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..

Than again.. This actually makes sense when bạn think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..

And why the fuck do they never fucking di chuyển away!? This place is a clear danger zone (Highway to the danger zone), Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. bạn think they’d learn bởi now..

So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the cá mập followed them..

CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.

So, appearently Ellen has some kind of X-men connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.

She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.

So after the cá mập attacks the whole family. Including the little girl. Ellen steals Michael's thuyền and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!

So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the cá mập attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him. And he later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. hoặc a fucking wet t-shirt!

So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the cá mập crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the cá mập angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!

CHRIS STUCKMANN: Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!

In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1, it sinks to the sea.. The EXACT image. And just before this, there's Ellen having all these flashbacks towards events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile bạn son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..

Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!

Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. bạn know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten bởi a giant great white..

And that's how it ends..

So yeah.. bạn can watch for a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...

A roaring shark!?

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. hoặc at least Youtube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, hoặc at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the bờ biển, bãi biển now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Luân Đôn to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE năm EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over bởi a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful ngày in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering thêm ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: bạn really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot bạn in the arm! Why aren't bạn bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's hàng đầu, đầu trang eight underrated films:

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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated hoặc misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. hoặc Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically người chơi ném banh, người chơi bowler, quả dưa Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 phút the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a tim, trái tim attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

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I know. I know.. thêm Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, chó cái, bitch mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD bạn PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman Mất tích there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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hàng đầu, đầu trang ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with tình yêu interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated bởi Niko, have được trao him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror phim chiếu rạp too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

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Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! bạn have NO idea how much I need bạn wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Mất tích my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. bạn clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, bạn have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

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#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. bạn can give this hiển thị an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even l (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that hiển thị Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS bạn MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

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#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first người hâm mộ fiction I EVER đã đăng (Fatherless) was đã đăng BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" người hâm mộ fictions I read before nghề viết văn my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported bởi Youtube video and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...

Biggest names in Slasher movies:

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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the phim chiếu rạp to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..

#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in Slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. tiếp theo to, well, many others, but still..

#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in Slash movie..

#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all tình yêu that...

3 GOOD things, and 3 BAD things about being a WALKING DEAD fan..

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GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
bạn like gun battles, bạn will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep bạn interested..

#2: IT'S thêm SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it thêm interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, thêm of the killing..

#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that hiển thị monster. bạn better get use to Rick, cause bạn really DON'T want to try having any other yêu thích character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..

#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows bạn can't miss ONE episode, hoặc your miss very important details..

#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..

3 memorable characters, who died in vein:

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#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...

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My favourite scenes from my OWN videos.. Cause they turned out EXACTLY how they were suppose to

posted by Canada24

SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..

bánh nướng nhỏ 3:
* The menacing laughter..

bánh nướng nhỏ 2:
* The intro guitar..

bánh nướng nhỏ 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..

cầu vồng DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..

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The Patriot is secretly OFFENSIVE

posted by Canada24

The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.

Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents bạn Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very đắng, cay đắng war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been Mất tích to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to tham gia the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, đã đưa ý kiến of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do bạn think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."

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hàng đầu, đầu trang 9 actors who are capable of doing just about anything...

posted by Canada24

#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..

#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..

#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I đã đưa ý kiến for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance bởi him..

#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.

#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..

#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..

#7: Brucie Willis:
He is đã đưa ý kiến to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..

#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).

#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:

Crazy Times 2 Part 16

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ALMOST A tháng LATER:

Inside a prison.

"You ok, kid?"

"Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother" Niko said, ironically sense he secretly killed him.

"[if Derrick is dead] Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him. [if Francis is dead] Gerry Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him" Gerry...