#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he các câu trả lời with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left bởi its departure is flooded bởi the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what Những người bạn do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
bánh nướng nhỏ may be a really dumb creepy mỳ ống, mì ống when I think about it. But it's sequel is even thêm dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, bạn know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the đã đưa ý kiến family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police hiển thị each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen beings fuse into one, and in the process of receiving the overwhelming knowledge, Spalko is disintegrated and sucked into the portal. Indy, Marion, Mutt, and Oxley--having regained his sanity--escape, while the Soviets are also drawn into the portal. Mac is caught in the pull while trying to scrounge some of the treasure, and even though Indy offers him his whip to pull him to safety, he các câu trả lời with a wink of his eye, "Jonesy, I'm gonna be all right," lets go, and is pulled in. They escape and watch as the temple walls crumble, revealing a flying saucer rising from the debris, which vanishes into the "space between spaces," while the hollow in the valley floor left bởi its departure is flooded bởi the waters of the Amazon.
Okay... WHAT!?
#9: THE VILLAGE:
The twist at the end here is that “The Village” is not actually set in the 1800s. The inhabitants live in a wildlife preserve in modern times and that the government is bribed not to fly planes over the area so that the children who were born there will still believe in the group’s olde-tymie lifestyle and live as the “elders” want them to. It doesn’t hold up to logic and it’s kind of insulting..
#8: JUST ABOUT EVERY SAW MOVIE:
Saw is always a HAPPY ending.
Hero finally finds out the bad guy is. And than hero dies. And the entire purpose of his character dies along with him.
Don't try getting too invested in Saw characters..
#7: SCREAM 4:
It doesn't take itself too seriously this movie.
But the twist is dumb too me.
The hero's best friend. For no explained reason, was ghost face.. She killed all her friends, cause.. That's what Những người bạn do I guess..
#6: ROCKET TOO INSANITY:
bánh nướng nhỏ may be a really dumb creepy mỳ ống, mì ống when I think about it. But it's sequel is even thêm dumb.
Basically Dash is always having a nightmare about Pinkie going all "cupcakes" on her.. Cause, bạn know.. Pinkie s OBVIOUSLY capable of harming a living creature.. She probably won't even swat a fly.. Anyway, Dash goes insane, kills Pinkie and.. Well.. That's pretty much it.. Is she arrested? Dose she loses it? Was it another dream? Who fucking knows!
#5: JEFF THE KILLER:
Why does Jeff go insane.. It's out of nowhere!
#4: SIGNS:
Everyone talked about it.
And so will I..
Apparently, the only thing that can kill the aliens is water. Yeah, it's like acid to them. One drop hurts them like crazy. Hm, probably should have thought that through before attacking a planet, MOSTLY COVERED IN WATER!!!
#3: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D:
The protagonist was letherface's cousin.
And the REAL villains were not the cannibalist family that murdered all those people. But the townsfolk that killed Leatherface's family.. Even though the đã đưa ý kiến family are fucking psychopaths, and murdered hundreds of innocent people..
#2: BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - BOOK OF SHADOWS:
After a jump cut, the audience sees that Jeff, Stephen, and Kim have been arrested. Each is interrogated separately, with the police hiển thị each person footage of their crimes. Security camera footage shows Kim stabbing the cashier in the neck with the cashier's nail file. Surveillance camera footage shows a naked Jeff killing Erica, arranging her clothes, and putting her dead body in the closet. Jeff's video shows Stephen assaulting Tristen, accusing her of being a witch and pushing her over the banister (but not Tristen putting the rope around her own neck). All three, close to a nervous breakdown, protest they never did any of those things.
Apparently it had too do with the.. I don't know.. BLAIR WITCH!!
#1: SMILEY:
This movie sucks anyway.
But basically, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, created the Smiley myth as a large-scale prank..
Hahah- PEOPLE DIED!!
I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5
#1: RICK GRIMES
Rick is my yêu thích character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.
A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..
In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..
And lets not forget that speech
RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew bạn people would be scared if you...
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#1: RICK GRIMES
Rick is my yêu thích character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.
A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..
In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..
And lets not forget that speech
RICK: I killed Dexter to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew bạn people would be scared if you...
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say
"I told bạn so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This hiển thị is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The hiển thị is an asshole.
But that would lead too him say
"I told bạn so"
And I'll say
"Don't have too rub it in"
And he'll say
"Yes I do"
And than he'll pour coffee onto me.
And I'll say
"Dick"
And he'll say
"Thank you"
either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This hiển thị is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"
The hiển thị is an asshole.
So.. Here's another review..
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This hiển thị has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.
But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.
This hiển thị has kind of animation.. All anime have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.
But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I tình yêu bạn Todd..
Anyway.. The hiển thị is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, tiếp theo week tham gia me for the conclusion of season 1..
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.
It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".
And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.
I tình yêu bạn Todd..
Anyway.. The hiển thị is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.
We're almost done season 1 anyway, tiếp theo week tham gia me for the conclusion of season 1..
